 What would you buy an illegal immigrant..., for Christmas? |
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 Oct 16 2006, 04:46 PM
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CHEE CHEE Group: Members Posts: 5,026 Joined: 23-February 06 From: trapped in the hoezone layer Member No.: 39  |
So this guy is more or less in my family now and I'd like to get everyone in my family a christmas present.
Things to know about Jose: 1. He doesn't speak english 2. He's not fancy mexican 3. He works really hard 4. Has a kid on the way I don't want to just give him money because I'd feel weird doing that although I know that is the most widely respected gift to receive. Gift cards are the next best thing if you don't really know someone personally but I am already planning on getting my sister a target gift card And I can't possibly set up a stolen american identity for a foreigner in this time frame *I know its early but I'm already excited and would like to get everything in a timely manner* -------------------- Little monkeys making money
Naked monkey looking funny Mighty males are strong and free Female monkey, not so lucky Rocking monkeys, funky monkeys Monkeys sticking other monkeys Monkeys wrong or monkeys right Mostly flexing monkey might |
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Oct 16 2006, 04:47 PM
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 N 0 t h i n g Group: Members Posts: 1,449 Joined: 23-February 06 Member No.: 54 |
A bottle of cheap tequila.
--------------------  QUOTE (jonathan83 @ Nov 16 2007, 09:22 PM)  |
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Oct 16 2006, 04:51 PM
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CHEE CHEE Group: Members Posts: 5,026 Joined: 23-February 06 From: trapped in the hoezone layer Member No.: 39 |
Not a bad idea but I'll have to check if hes a drinker
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Naked monkey looking funny Mighty males are strong and free Female monkey, not so lucky Rocking monkeys, funky monkeys Monkeys sticking other monkeys Monkeys wrong or monkeys right Mostly flexing monkey might |
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Oct 16 2006, 04:52 PM
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 Do they ignore parts of reality? Group: Moderators Posts: 2,935 Joined: 23-February 06 From: South Overton!!! Member No.: 46 |
drugs, tequilla, and a revolver
-------------------- A psychotic world we live in. The madmen are in power. How long have we known this? Faced this? And--how many of us do know it? Perhaps if you know you are insane then you are not insane. Or you are becoming sane, finally. Waking up. I suppose only a few are aware of all this. Isolated persons here and there. But the broad masses... what do they think? All these hundreds of thousands in this city, here. Do they imagine that they live in a sane world? Or do they guess, glimpse, the truth...?
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Oct 16 2006, 04:53 PM
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 Group: Members Posts: 5,275 Joined: 22-February 06 Member No.: 2 |
cowboy boots and a huge ass belt buckle
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Oct 16 2006, 05:00 PM
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CHEE CHEE Group: Members Posts: 5,026 Joined: 23-February 06 From: trapped in the hoezone layer Member No.: 39 |
I think cowboy boots are a bit expensive but for him coming from me I think that'd actually be pretty cool.
Maybe a nice shirt? What are men's feelings on receiving clothes as a present -------------------- Little monkeys making money
Naked monkey looking funny Mighty males are strong and free Female monkey, not so lucky Rocking monkeys, funky monkeys Monkeys sticking other monkeys Monkeys wrong or monkeys right Mostly flexing monkey might |
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Oct 16 2006, 08:25 PM
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 Group: Members Posts: 22 Joined: 7-May 06 Member No.: 172 |
Visa? Green Card?
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Oct 16 2006, 08:29 PM
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 DEATH TO ....something? Group: Members Posts: 5,618 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Parker, CO Member No.: 55 |
A 1974 3/4 ton 2WD Chevy Truck that has been beat to hell
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Oct 16 2006, 10:06 PM
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 N O E S Group: Members Posts: 421 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Hieuston, TX Member No.: 42 |
QUOTE (Testm0nkey @ Oct 16 2006, 06:00 PM) I think cowboy boots are a bit expensive but for him coming from me I think that'd actually be pretty cool. Maybe a nice shirt? What are men's feelings on receiving clothes as a present nick took it well. but then again he doesn't disagree too much. i like the cowboy boots idea - you can find some not hella expensive ones. --------------------   |
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Oct 16 2006, 10:30 PM
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 New son Donovan Charles Mummert born July 17, 2008 Group: Members Posts: 8,635 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Port Wentworth, GA Member No.: 15 |
Id go with a nice shirt like you said. I think Will likes getting clothes.... In fact, I think most guys like getting clothes. I dont usually buy clothes though because I get scared it wont fit. I know you are anti-gift cards but maybe get him a gift card to a restaurant.
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Oct 16 2006, 10:34 PM
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Group: Members Posts: 5,275 Joined: 22-February 06 Member No.: 2 |
get him a fake birth certificate and a fake social security card
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Oct 16 2006, 10:50 PM
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No day but today... Group: Members Posts: 773 Joined: 22-February 06 Member No.: 5 |
QUOTE (Renegadepeon @ Oct 16 2006, 03:47 PM) A bottle of cheap tequila. couldnt he get that from his own country?
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Oct 17 2006, 12:20 AM
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 POTATO OLES Group: Members Posts: 1,602 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Newark, NJ Member No.: 17 |
I would think a nice shirt or some work shoes would be nice.
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Oct 17 2006, 12:23 AM
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Do they ignore parts of reality? Group: Moderators Posts: 2,935 Joined: 23-February 06 From: South Overton!!! Member No.: 46 |
Jesus and mary candles
-------------------- A psychotic world we live in. The madmen are in power. How long have we known this? Faced this? And--how many of us do know it? Perhaps if you know you are insane then you are not insane. Or you are becoming sane, finally. Waking up. I suppose only a few are aware of all this. Isolated persons here and there. But the broad masses... what do they think? All these hundreds of thousands in this city, here. Do they imagine that they live in a sane world? Or do they guess, glimpse, the truth...?
-Philip K. Dick |
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Oct 17 2006, 07:35 AM
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 Group: Moderators Posts: 2,499 Joined: 23-February 06 From: El Paso Texas Member No.: 32 |
a new straw cowboy hat
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