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post Oct 4 2006, 09:03 AM
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Police hunt farting dissident

Police in Poland have launched a nationwide hunt for a man who farted loudly when asked what he thought of the president.

Hubert Hoffman, 45, was charged with "contempt for the office of the head of state" for his actions after he was stopped by police in a routine check at a Warsaw railway station.

He complained that under President Lech Kaczynski and his twin brother Jaroslaw, the country was returning to a Communist style dictatorship.

When told to show more respect for the country's rulers, he farted loudly and was promptly arrested.

Hoffmann was arrested and released on bail but failed to turn up at a Warsaw court early this week to be tried, and the judge in the case rejected an appeal by defence lawyers to throw the charges out.

A court spokesman said: "Such a case of disrespect is taken very seriously."

Instead the court ordered the police to start a nationwide hunt for the man, and interpol have been alerted.
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post Oct 4 2006, 09:26 AM
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so if asked what we think of Lance as an admin, and in response we fart.... what will happen


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post Oct 4 2006, 09:35 AM
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no one would ever do that, they'd only sing praises and give up offerings of gold and sacrificed goats
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post Oct 4 2006, 10:02 AM
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QUOTE (Overlord @ Oct 4 2006, 09:35 AM)
sacrificed goats

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post Oct 4 2006, 10:08 AM
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QUOTE (Overlord @ Oct 4 2006, 10:35 AM)
no one would ever do that, they'd only sing praises and give up offerings of gold and sacrificed goatse

what about gin and fried chicken?


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post Oct 4 2006, 10:14 AM
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QUOTE (Divergent Reality @ Oct 4 2006, 10:08 AM)
what about gin and fried chicken?

if you include the red kool-aid
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post Oct 4 2006, 10:19 AM
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QUOTE (Overlord @ Oct 4 2006, 11:14 AM)
if you include the red kool-aid

mixed with the gin or seperate?


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post Oct 4 2006, 10:30 AM
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seperate
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QUOTE (Overlord @ Oct 4 2006, 11:30 AM)
seperate

i demand pics.


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post Oct 4 2006, 11:07 AM
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and everyone whines about our government...

we have our share of issues, but you can sure as shit say what you want about the pres without being prosecuted.
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post Oct 4 2006, 02:08 PM
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QUOTE (Overlord @ Oct 4 2006, 10:14 AM)
if you include the red kool-aid

is it Jonestown style?


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