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 Sep 19 2006, 07:04 PM
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CHEE CHEE Group: Members Posts: 5,026 Joined: 23-February 06 From: trapped in the hoezone layer Member No.: 39  |
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Sep 19 2006, 07:19 PM
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CHEE CHEE Group: Members Posts: 5,026 Joined: 23-February 06 From: trapped in the hoezone layer Member No.: 39 |
rock the vote voter registration site
on the links click voter registration. they really do make it easy. doesnt take more than a few minutes, you print out the form with your info already on it, sign it, address/stamp it, mail it in and youre done -------------------- Little monkeys making money
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Sep 19 2006, 07:21 PM
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 N 0 t h i n g Group: Members Posts: 1,449 Joined: 23-February 06 Member No.: 54 |
Yeah, if you're going to vote for kinky, please instead vote for Bell so we can atleast get the republicans out of the governor seat. This is what happens every time to the democrats. Some other jackass runs with a similar platform and takes votes from the democrats, allowing the republicans to win. If you care at all about kinky's platform, please vote for bell.
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Sep 19 2006, 07:24 PM
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 From Atlantis to Interzone Group: Global Moderators Posts: 2,512 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Somewhere in space and time Member No.: 65 |
How does this work in the state of Texas? I know Perry is ahead, but he still doesn't have a majority. If no one gets a majority, is there a runoff?
-------------------- QUOTE (Spectatrix @ Oct 13 2006, 09:51 PM) Holy shit, pebkac, you're awesome! "Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." - Theodor Seuss Geisel (AKA Dr. Seuss) "An idea that is not dangerous is unworthy of being called an idea at all." - Oscar Wilde |
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Sep 19 2006, 07:29 PM
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 DEATH TO ....something? Group: Members Posts: 5,618 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Parker, CO Member No.: 55 |
He sounds just like another politician to me (go figure).
He berates the other canidates. They berate them. They're the same god damned leopard with slightly different spots. -------------------- I r Ur Gawd!
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Sep 19 2006, 08:05 PM
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I was raised on the dairy, BITCH! Group: Members Posts: 3,080 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Cedar Park Member No.: 49 |
QUOTE (jwttu @ Sep 19 2006, 05:58 PM) I like that he wants to change politics in texas because god knows we need that but I'm not sure how effective he'll be. He needs to understand that the Texas Governor is useless compared to many others and alot of his plans would take some bipartisan support, yet i have heard him say he is going to bully the house and senate. I agree with Cathryn that Bell is a Kinky with a doable plan. Sadly nobody is giving Bell any credit and he will likely get the least amount of votes. Yes. The governorship is a joke in Texas. It's all about the lieutenant governor since he rules over the Texas legislature. Unfortunately Bell doesn't have a chance and both Rylander and Perry are jackasses. -------------------- "Ah, y'know it's funny, these people they go to sleep, they think everything's fine, everything's good. They wake up the next day and they're on fire."
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Sep 19 2006, 08:54 PM
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From Atlantis to Interzone Group: Global Moderators Posts: 2,512 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Somewhere in space and time Member No.: 65 |
QUOTE (pebkac @ Sep 19 2006, 08:24 PM) How does this work in the state of Texas? I know Perry is ahead, but he still doesn't have a majority. If no one gets a majority, is there a runoff? QUOTE The person, voted for at said election, having the highest number of votes for each of said offices respectively, and being constitutionally eligible, shall be declared by the Speaker, under sanction of the Legislature, to be elected to said office. There it is. No majority is neccessary to win the governorship according to the Texas Constitution. -------------------- QUOTE (Spectatrix @ Oct 13 2006, 09:51 PM) Holy shit, pebkac, you're awesome! "Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." - Theodor Seuss Geisel (AKA Dr. Seuss) "An idea that is not dangerous is unworthy of being called an idea at all." - Oscar Wilde |
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Sep 20 2006, 08:22 AM
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 Group: Moderators Posts: 2,499 Joined: 23-February 06 From: El Paso Texas Member No.: 32 |
QUOTE (Renegadepeon @ Sep 19 2006, 07:21 PM) Yeah, if you're going to vote for kinky, please instead vote for Bell so we can atleast get the republicans out of the governor seat. This is what happens every time to the democrats. Some other jackass runs with a similar platform and takes votes from the democrats, allowing the republicans to win. If you care at all about kinky's platform, please vote for bell. damn you and your '2 party system' -------------------- |
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Sep 20 2006, 09:48 PM
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DEATH TO ....something? Group: Members Posts: 5,618 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Parker, CO Member No.: 55 |
-------------------- I r Ur Gawd!
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Sep 23 2006, 07:36 AM
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 Group: Moderators Posts: 2,558 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Seoul, South Korea Member No.: 28 |
i like kinky
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Sep 23 2006, 11:08 AM
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 Do they ignore parts of reality? Group: Moderators Posts: 2,935 Joined: 23-February 06 From: South Overton!!! Member No.: 46 |
Fuck Rick Perry and the two party system. I will vote for kinky all the way.
-------------------- A psychotic world we live in. The madmen are in power. How long have we known this? Faced this? And--how many of us do know it? Perhaps if you know you are insane then you are not insane. Or you are becoming sane, finally. Waking up. I suppose only a few are aware of all this. Isolated persons here and there. But the broad masses... what do they think? All these hundreds of thousands in this city, here. Do they imagine that they live in a sane world? Or do they guess, glimpse, the truth...?
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Sep 23 2006, 11:34 AM
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CHEE CHEE Group: Members Posts: 5,026 Joined: 23-February 06 From: trapped in the hoezone layer Member No.: 39 |
energy conservation can start by turning off the lights when you go to sleep and not having them on all day
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Sep 23 2006, 11:46 AM
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 Oh baby bring me down  Group: Agents Posts: 4,115 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Way out yonder Member No.: 68 |
Turn up your termostat, take shorter showers (use a lufa and scrub with the water off) 80something percent of all energy in America is used to run Inductor Motors (compressors, industry, pumps ect.)
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Sep 23 2006, 01:10 PM
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 GORILLA FLUFFER Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50 |
QUOTE (Renegadepeon @ Sep 19 2006, 07:21 PM) Yeah, if you're going to vote for kinky, please instead vote for Bell so we can atleast get the republicans out of the governor seat. This is what happens every time to the democrats. Some other jackass runs with a similar platform and takes votes from the democrats, allowing the republicans to win. If you care at all about kinky's platform, please vote for bell. FUCK YOUR DEMOCRATS. ass-eating hippy pussies --------------------  QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM) but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded. Licking anuses, one kindergarten class at a time!! |
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Sep 23 2006, 01:15 PM
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 Why so serious? Group: Global Moderators Posts: 5,286 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Fate, TX Member No.: 4 |
I love how people go apeshit insane about what Kinky said during stand-up comedy bits.
Let's ask for an apology from Dave Chappelle next, NAACP! -------------------- |
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