 Bash.org, funny quotes |
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 Sep 22 2006, 07:16 AM
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http://www.bash.org/?top
QUOTE <Th3No0b> Im going to be the next hitler <Th3No0b> Im going to kill all the jews and 1 clown <RageAgainsttheAmish> why the clown <Th3No0b> See? no one cares about the jews <RageAgainsttheAmish> lmao QUOTE <jeebus> the "bishop" came to our church today <jeebus> he was a $#@!en impostor <jeebus> never once moved diagonally QUOTE <Reverend> IRC is just multiplayer notepad. QUOTE <Sui88> 67% of girls are stupid <V-girl> i belong with the other 13% QUOTE <Batty> Euch, rap is just missing one letter. c.
<zeep> rapc? <Batty> ... <Batty> Crap you idiot. you put the c on the other end <zeep> oic <Batty> Though you could also say it's missing an e <zeep> wtf is erap? * Batty bangs his head repeatedly against a wall --------------------  QUOTE (jonathan83 @ Nov 16 2007, 09:22 PM)  |
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Sep 23 2006, 01:24 AM
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 Retired Funk-bringer Group: Moderators Posts: 2,656 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Dallas Member No.: 14 |
lock please for the fool that just discovered bash, despite the fact it's been around for half a fucking century
dumbass -------------------- WAIT. I'm not finished.
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Sep 23 2006, 01:24 AM
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 FFFFFFFUCKKKKKKKKKKKK Group: Members Posts: 1,673 Joined: 22-February 06 Member No.: 11 |
I'm burning incense right now
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Sep 23 2006, 01:31 AM
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I was raised on the dairy, BITCH! Group: Members Posts: 3,080 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Cedar Park Member No.: 49 |
QUOTE (Seussninja @ Sep 23 2006, 01:24 AM) I'm burning incense right now yeah i smell it now -------------------- "Ah, y'know it's funny, these people they go to sleep, they think everything's fine, everything's good. They wake up the next day and they're on fire."
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Sep 23 2006, 01:31 AM
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FFFFFFFUCKKKKKKKKKKKK Group: Members Posts: 1,673 Joined: 22-February 06 Member No.: 11 |
QUOTE (pysex @ Sep 23 2006, 01:31 AM) yeah i smell it now smells pretty good huh edit: but not really as good as the other stuff this kinda smells like your Grandma's car a little This post has been edited by Seussninja: Sep 23 2006, 01:32 AM |
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Sep 23 2006, 01:42 AM
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I was raised on the dairy, BITCH! Group: Members Posts: 3,080 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Cedar Park Member No.: 49 |
QUOTE (Seussninja @ Sep 23 2006, 01:31 AM) smells pretty good huh edit: but not really as good as the other stuff this kinda smells like your Grandma's car a little a tad better than the raunchy bbq farts i've been releasing all night -------------------- "Ah, y'know it's funny, these people they go to sleep, they think everything's fine, everything's good. They wake up the next day and they're on fire."
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Sep 23 2006, 08:34 AM
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Group: Members Posts: 90 Joined: 27-February 06 From: Austin! Member No.: 91 |
QUOTE (Seussninja @ Sep 23 2006, 01:24 AM) I'm burning incense right now INCENSE! I burn it far too much, but my apartment now permanently smells like it. Mission accomplished. |
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Sep 23 2006, 09:33 AM
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 From Atlantis to Interzone Group: Global Moderators Posts: 2,512 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Somewhere in space and time Member No.: 65 |
QUOTE (pysex @ Sep 23 2006, 02:42 AM) a tad better than the raunchy bbq farts i've been releasing all night Thank god your door was closed most of the night. -------------------- QUOTE (Spectatrix @ Oct 13 2006, 09:51 PM) Holy shit, pebkac, you're awesome! "Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." - Theodor Seuss Geisel (AKA Dr. Seuss) "An idea that is not dangerous is unworthy of being called an idea at all." - Oscar Wilde |
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Sep 23 2006, 10:52 AM
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N 0 t h i n g Group: Members Posts: 1,449 Joined: 23-February 06 Member No.: 54 |
QUOTE (zetec @ Sep 23 2006, 01:24 AM) lock please for the fool that just discovered bash, despite the fact it's been around for half a fucking century dumbass The irony of someone who was busted with weed calling another a dumbass... -------------------- QUOTE (jonathan83 @ Nov 16 2007, 09:22 PM) |
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Sep 24 2006, 01:34 AM
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Retired Funk-bringer Group: Moderators Posts: 2,656 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Dallas Member No.: 14 |
QUOTE (Renegadepeon @ Sep 23 2006, 10:52 AM) The irony of someone who was busted with weed calling another a dumbass... right, being knocked unconcious in your car by a bitch who ran a stop sign and the cops finding weed on you is certainly a dumbass move. wait no, being 5 years too late to the bash.org party is a dumbass move. by the way, that charge was dropped, just for the record. -------------------- WAIT. I'm not finished.
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Sep 24 2006, 07:56 AM
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Retired Funk-bringer Group: Moderators Posts: 2,656 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Dallas Member No.: 14 |
ps you suck
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Sep 24 2006, 10:07 AM
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Group: Admin Posts: 6,906 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Austin Member No.: 9 |
QUOTE (zetec @ Sep 24 2006, 01:34 AM) by the way, that charge was dropped, just for the record. He just doesn't want everyone to know of the time he spent playing "ass pirates" in prison with the other inmates. 
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Sep 24 2006, 10:22 AM
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 Group: Members Posts: 10,620 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Houston, TX Member No.: 48 |
QUOTE <Th3No0b> Im going to be the next hitler <Th3No0b> Im going to kill all the jews and 1 clown <RageAgainsttheAmish> why the clown <Th3No0b> See? no one cares about the jews <RageAgainsttheAmish> lmao I lold |
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Sep 24 2006, 11:13 AM
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Group: Admin Posts: 6,906 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Austin Member No.: 9 |
Zetec, who cares if it's old? It's still funny.
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Sep 25 2006, 12:10 AM
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Retired Funk-bringer Group: Moderators Posts: 2,656 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Dallas Member No.: 14 |
the random ones that most people havent seen are funny.
the top 100/200, which are linked on the main page of bash, not so much anymore. -------------------- WAIT. I'm not finished.
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