 Man almost kills self with penis pump |
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| Man almost kills self with penis pump |
 Sep 11 2006, 06:46 PM
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http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060908/od_uk_...slovakia_driver
QUOTE BRATISLAVA (Reuters) - A Slovak driver who crashed into a bus shocked rescuers who found him unconscious and half naked with a vacuum pump on his penis.
ADVERTISEMENT Police said the 42-year-old man, driving an old Citroen in the Slovak town of Levice, had ignored a "give way" sign. "It's very likely he had auto-sex while driving, it is a matter of investigation. After the accident he was found lying in the seat, his pants were off and it (the pump) was placed on his penis," police officer Peter Polak told Reuters. "I've never seen anything like this, nor have my colleagues," he added. The man was taken to hospital with head injuries. -------------------- QUOTE (Spectatrix @ Oct 13 2006, 09:51 PM)  Holy shit, pebkac, you're awesome! "Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." - Theodor Seuss Geisel (AKA Dr. Seuss) "An idea that is not dangerous is unworthy of being called an idea at all." - Oscar Wilde |
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Sep 11 2006, 06:58 PM
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 monogamous gays & stem cells Group: Members Posts: 3,789 Joined: 22-February 06 Member No.: 8 |
QUOTE (pebkac @ Sep 11 2006, 07:46 PM) The man was taken to hospital with head injuries. excellent |
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Sep 11 2006, 07:43 PM
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ALMOST....ALMOST!! fuck this idiot....pump that shit until death do you part!
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Sep 11 2006, 09:21 PM
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  Group: Agents Posts: 4,026 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lu-bok Member No.: 41 |
close to a darwin award.
-------------------- 32-bit whore
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Sep 11 2006, 09:26 PM
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oh that crazy pebkac, what will he do next?
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Sep 11 2006, 10:59 PM
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 Oh baby bring me down Group: Agents Posts: 4,115 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Way out yonder Member No.: 68 |
QUOTE (lamont's lament @ Sep 11 2006, 06:58 PM) excellent that and the auto-sex in the auto -------------------- Southern Rock, beer and bears!
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Sep 11 2006, 11:21 PM
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 Group: Members Posts: 1,761 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Lubbock/Dubai Member No.: 57 |
where is dogmeat
-------------------- bored...so i did this
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Sep 12 2006, 07:42 AM
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 Group: Members Posts: 10,620 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Houston, TX Member No.: 48 |
QUOTE It's very likely he had auto-sex while driving heh.. "auto-sex" made me giggle |
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Sep 12 2006, 10:42 AM
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From Atlantis to Interzone Group: Global Moderators Posts: 2,512 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Somewhere in space and time Member No.: 65 |
QUOTE (Lancifer @ Sep 11 2006, 10:26 PM) oh that crazy pebkac, what will he do next? Well shit, gotta have something to do when you're on those long road trips. -------------------- QUOTE (Spectatrix @ Oct 13 2006, 09:51 PM) Holy shit, pebkac, you're awesome! "Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." - Theodor Seuss Geisel (AKA Dr. Seuss) "An idea that is not dangerous is unworthy of being called an idea at all." - Oscar Wilde |
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