 Late Night AIM convos, post! |
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 Sep 6 2006, 12:26 PM
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I was raised on the dairy, BITCH! Group: Members Posts: 3,080 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Cedar Park Member No.: 49  |
hmmm me thinks it was dr. david
-------------------- "Ah, y'know it's funny, these people they go to sleep, they think everything's fine, everything's good. They wake up the next day and they're on fire."
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Sep 10 2006, 10:03 PM
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 monogamous gays & stem cells Group: Members Posts: 3,789 Joined: 22-February 06 Member No.: 8 |
ratm1560d (11:03:04 PM): I have menopause
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Sep 10 2006, 10:05 PM
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CHEE CHEE Group: Members Posts: 5,026 Joined: 23-February 06 From: trapped in the hoezone layer Member No.: 39 |
silbannacus: encore is fun
P0keDAfish: yeah i bet silbannacus: fuck you cunt and your saucy sarcasm P0keDAfish: im hoisin silbannacus: try that uppity shit next time i see you and you're gonna be wearing those piercings of yours in your goddamn colon P0keDAfish: hes got a latin temper! -------------------- Little monkeys making money
Naked monkey looking funny Mighty males are strong and free Female monkey, not so lucky Rocking monkeys, funky monkeys Monkeys sticking other monkeys Monkeys wrong or monkeys right Mostly flexing monkey might |
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Sep 10 2006, 10:09 PM
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monogamous gays & stem cells Group: Members Posts: 3,789 Joined: 22-February 06 Member No.: 8 |
QUOTE (Testm0nkey @ Sep 10 2006, 11:05 PM) P0keDAfish: hes got a latin temper! HAHA excellent reference. |
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Sep 10 2006, 10:18 PM
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CHEE CHEE Group: Members Posts: 5,026 Joined: 23-February 06 From: trapped in the hoezone layer Member No.: 39 |
P0keDAfish: apparently no i belong in hell
ratm1560d: you can be secretary to the Mayor, Alex's butt P0keDAfish: yessss -------------------- Little monkeys making money
Naked monkey looking funny Mighty males are strong and free Female monkey, not so lucky Rocking monkeys, funky monkeys Monkeys sticking other monkeys Monkeys wrong or monkeys right Mostly flexing monkey might |
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Sep 10 2006, 10:28 PM
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CHEE CHEE Group: Members Posts: 5,026 Joined: 23-February 06 From: trapped in the hoezone layer Member No.: 39 |
silbannacus: oh and kevin needs to stop calling my ass cute
P0keDAfish: ha silbannacus: unless he really wants to act on it silbannacus: cause this bitch don't play -------------------- Little monkeys making money
Naked monkey looking funny Mighty males are strong and free Female monkey, not so lucky Rocking monkeys, funky monkeys Monkeys sticking other monkeys Monkeys wrong or monkeys right Mostly flexing monkey might |
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Sep 10 2006, 11:26 PM
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I was raised on the dairy, BITCH! Group: Members Posts: 3,080 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Cedar Park Member No.: 49 |
TheMaximilian: slutslab
silbannacus: cuntface silbannacus: i just discovered my semen has magical healing powers TheMaximilian: lmfao TheMaximilian: howso? silbannacus: i cummed on this dead hooker and she came back to life TheMaximilian: fuckign rad! silbannacus: yeah but she choked on my cock and died again silbannacus: ;( TheMaximilian: pity TheMaximilian: i think this means my socks are going to start comming to life TheMaximilian: fking scary silbannacus: haha silbannacus: well the bright side to it is that i can heal all the little children TheMaximilian: pedo silbannacus: HEY! silbannacus: wait a minute silbannacus: why do i get painted as a pedo if all the little cancer and aids kids want my sexual healing silbannacus: i mean....as a god warrior who am i to deny them my holy spunk TheMaximilian: lmfao TheMaximilian: "holy spunk" silbannacus: yeah silbannacus: i'm thinking about bottling it TheMaximilian: mostly i cure mild adolescent obesity silbannacus: how's that? TheMaximilian: complete sexual exhaustion. silbannacus: wow silbannacus: fuck em skinny TheMaximilian: exactly silbannacus: now that's a mighty fine superpower TheMaximilian: i gave a 16 y/o one helluva workout just last night silbannacus: how much did she lose? silbannacus: oh scuse me silbannacus: HE TheMaximilian: 12 lbs, in 24 hours silbannacus: HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR TheMaximilian: ohh, burn silbannacus: nice silbannacus: i see how you do silbannacus: make them lose enough so they're impressed with the results and then they come back for more silbannacus: smart man TheMaximilian: mmm, you know it. -------------------- "Ah, y'know it's funny, these people they go to sleep, they think everything's fine, everything's good. They wake up the next day and they're on fire."
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Oct 30 2006, 11:28 PM
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#113
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Group: Admin Posts: 6,906 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Austin Member No.: 9 |
[22:24] Ryan Johnson: you don't drink soda
[22:24] The Spectatrix: not often, no [22:24] The Spectatrix: but I used to [22:24] The Spectatrix: I stopped for the most part about a year before I met you [22:25] Ryan Johnson: then you became a vegetarian [22:25] Ryan Johnson: lordy [22:25] Ryan Johnson: I learned some lessons from dating you, that I did [22:25] The Spectatrix: oh? [22:25] The Spectatrix: do tell [22:25] The Spectatrix: I was only vegetarian for a semester, though [22:25] Ryan Johnson: like not to date nonchristian vegetarian libertarians :-P [22:26] The Spectatrix: lol [22:26] Ryan Johnson: or any combination thereof -------------------- |
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Nov 7 2006, 10:08 PM
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monogamous gays & stem cells Group: Members Posts: 3,789 Joined: 22-February 06 Member No.: 8 |
dropkickmurph33y (9:43:53 PM): TOOL BOX
Duxrluvly (9:44:47 PM): I heard you have a crooked tool dropkickmurph33y (9:45:07 PM): the head works like a ratchet Duxrluvly (9:45:23 PM): umm eww Duxrluvly (9:45:29 PM): thats weird dropkickmurph33y (9:45:43 PM): i know dropkickmurph33y (9:46:07 PM): but it do what it do Duxrluvly (9:46:22 PM): I just had to ask my bf what a ratchet is Duxrluvly (9:46:28 PM): that makes a lot more sense now Duxrluvly (9:46:29 PM): haha dropkickmurph33y (9:46:35 PM): HAHAHA dropkickmurph33y (9:46:52 PM): that makes it a lot funnier on this half |
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Nov 12 2006, 08:48 PM
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 GORILLA FLUFFER  Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50 |
FORSAKEN R320: what is up?
Mega Dogmeat: nada Mega Dogmeat: just got back from getting my ass kicked 5 games in a row :-( FORSAKEN R320: suck Mega Dogmeat: nod :-( Mega Dogmeat: and gay :-( Mega Dogmeat: gayer than a faggot with a cock in all 3 holes Mega Dogmeat: and screaming for more cock Mega Dogmeat: in fact FORSAKEN R320: ha Mega Dogmeat: yelling at the top of his lungs with demonic faggot power Mega Dogmeat: "RAAAAAAWR!!! I .....NEED.....MORE!!!!....KAWK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Mega Dogmeat: yeah Mega Dogmeat: that's how gay it is Mega Dogmeat: x100 even FORSAKEN R320: wow FORSAKEN R320: that's alotta cock Mega Dogmeat: yeah :-( FORSAKEN R320: you know i'm posting this on techsans, right? FORSAKEN R320: hahaha Mega Dogmeat: sure Mega Dogmeat: blah Mega Dogmeat: the term "fag" these days is the same as "bitch" Mega Dogmeat: it's meaningnless in it's original context Mega Dogmeat: it's just like a general slang adjective now Mega Dogmeat: but oh well Mega Dogmeat: gay people get to hang out with tons of hot chicks, so they have to pay the price somehow :-D Mega Dogmeat: i am going to go puke until my balls twist themselves into a hollow twisty straw shaped turkey baster and then suck my puke up with them and spew it in the toilet Mega Dogmeat: ttyl FORSAKEN R320: ...... --------------------  QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM)  but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded. Licking anuses, one kindergarten class at a time!! |
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Nov 12 2006, 09:00 PM
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Group: Admin Posts: 6,906 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Austin Member No.: 9 |
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Nov 12 2006, 11:43 PM
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 Do they ignore parts of reality? Group: Moderators Posts: 2,935 Joined: 23-February 06 From: South Overton!!! Member No.: 46 |
Wow, just wow
there is nothing else I can say to convey the feelings inside of my head -------------------- A psychotic world we live in. The madmen are in power. How long have we known this? Faced this? And--how many of us do know it? Perhaps if you know you are insane then you are not insane. Or you are becoming sane, finally. Waking up. I suppose only a few are aware of all this. Isolated persons here and there. But the broad masses... what do they think? All these hundreds of thousands in this city, here. Do they imagine that they live in a sane world? Or do they guess, glimpse, the truth...?
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Nov 13 2006, 07:50 AM
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 From Atlantis to Interzone Group: Global Moderators Posts: 2,512 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Somewhere in space and time Member No.: 65 |
QUOTE Mega Dogmeat: gay people get to hang out with tons of hot chicks, so they have to pay the price somehow :-D Except for the fact that we can't enjoy hanging out with hot chicks as much because we're GAY. -------------------- QUOTE (Spectatrix @ Oct 13 2006, 09:51 PM) Holy shit, pebkac, you're awesome! "Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." - Theodor Seuss Geisel (AKA Dr. Seuss) "An idea that is not dangerous is unworthy of being called an idea at all." - Oscar Wilde |
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Nov 13 2006, 09:24 AM
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 Group: Members Posts: 10,620 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Houston, TX Member No.: 48 |
QUOTE Mega Dogmeat: i am going to go puke until my balls twist themselves into a hollow twisty straw shaped turkey baster and then suck my puke up with them and spew it in the toilet i lold |
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Nov 13 2006, 09:29 AM
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 DEATH TO ....something? Group: Members Posts: 5,618 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Parker, CO Member No.: 55 |
QUOTE (pebkac @ Nov 13 2006, 07:50 AM) Except for the fact that we can't enjoy hanging out with hot chicks as much because we're GAY. Yes but at least you get to hang out with them and watch them be hot girls because you can do so in a platonic manner without popping boners or whatnot at them like the rest of us so even if you can't make use of this social pot-o-gold you all really have at least you get to laugh at us straight people who would sell our souls to satan for this opportunity 
-------------------- I r Ur Gawd!
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