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Dogmeat
post Sep 6 2006, 06:26 PM
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QUOTE (Renegadepeon @ Sep 6 2006, 04:48 PM)
Why are people so afraid of strippers?

It has nothing to do with being "afriad" of them, I just refuse to pay a girl to do nothing but take my money away for the sole fact she's supposedly making me happy about all this smile.gif

I mean fucking think about it, the whole damned thing is basicaly a scam:

You get a bunch of horny drunk guys in a room with some mostly naked girls, they wiggle around, and you watch them do this, while spending exorbient prices on drinks (ok I know around here it's not that way but most everywhere else it is) and you're essentially expected to pay a half naked girl your money do do NOTHING but take your money away from you.

The whole point of strip clubs and strippers operate on the male fantasy that he's gonna walk outta there with one of them on his arm and sexually fuck her in whichever hole he desires, and therin lies the scam: %99 of the people who go to one of those clubs will NEVER fuck one of the strippers there, at least if they're a good stripper, because as soon as they do they ruin the fantasy and stop making money off the guy.

I just basically think the whole thing is a sham and quite frankly I have had more fun getting wasted with people I like hanging out with in a field in the middle of nowhere than I ever have going to a strip bar and being like "Why the fuck am I paying girls money that I *KNOW* I am never gonna fuck when I can go to a bar and have a WAY better shot at picking up a girl just as cute that I could probably fuck?" ....

I mean I'm all for gawking at girls and admiring their bodies, but I've just come to the conclusions that strip clubs / bars are basically a scam ...

With all that said, I'll go, but I'm probably gonna take my own ride and not drink a lot because I have a feeling I'll be incredibly cynical about the whole thing and wanna leave almost as soon as I get there sad.gif

But maybe not. I dont know. Maybe I should get wasted as shit first so I stop giving a fuck about anything. heh smile.gif


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post Sep 6 2006, 09:36 PM
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two. words.
























































Live porn.


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post Sep 7 2006, 12:37 AM
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QUOTE (Xentither @ Sep 6 2006, 09:36 PM)
Live porn.

you can't masturbate to the live porn though


not satisfying





hmmm...drunk at a friend's house with lots of shenannigans


or drunk at a stripclub with nothing but a bunch of horny guys massaging their cocks through the pants to a bunch of boob jobs and torn vaginas


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post Sep 7 2006, 01:57 AM
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you know me. Whichever one promises to be more sensational.


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post Sep 7 2006, 10:09 AM
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possibly, not because i get aroused by strippers or anything like that, but just because strippers are a very strange part of society, plus if i was drunk it'd be funny.


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post Sep 7 2006, 10:16 AM
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QUOTE (griseyeux @ Sep 7 2006, 11:09 AM)
possibly, not because i get aroused by strippers or anything like that, but just because strippers are a very strange part of society, plus if i was drunk it'd be funny.

that statement reminds me too much of halloween


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post Sep 7 2006, 10:19 AM
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I dbout i'm gonna be able to make it, I have entirley too much homework due by friday and monday sad.gif


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post Sep 7 2006, 11:08 AM
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QUOTE (pysex @ Sep 7 2006, 12:37 AM)
you can't masturbate to the live porn though


not satisfying





hmmm...drunk at a friend's house with lots of shenannigans


or drunk at a stripclub with nothing but a bunch of horny guys massaging their cocks through the pants to a bunch of boob jobs and torn vaginas

what does it matter alex? when you are drunk you are always massaging your cock, even when just arrond friends. and groping them inappropriately









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ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded.


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post Sep 7 2006, 11:14 AM
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QUOTE (FORSAKENR320 @ Sep 7 2006, 12:08 PM)
what does it matter alex? when you are drunk you are always massaging your cock, even when just arrond friends. and groping them inappropriately









CUPCAKES

You think you have it bad? Try living with him. It makes me sick every time I see him molest Cooper. It makes me laugh when I see him molest Greg though so I guess it balances it out.


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QUOTE (pebkac @ Sep 7 2006, 11:14 AM)
You think you have it bad? Try living with him. It makes me sick every time I see him molest Cooper. It makes me laugh when I see him molest Greg though so I guess it balances it out.

whats funnier is when you see him living with drew and being the molestee, not the molester


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post Sep 7 2006, 11:19 AM
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the amount of times i molest cooper pales in comparison to the amount of times cooper molests me....it's only payback


and goddammit jason you promised that if we let you watch you'd keep it a secret!


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post Sep 7 2006, 11:23 AM
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QUOTE (pysex @ Sep 7 2006, 12:19 PM)
the amount of times i molest cooper pales in comparison to the amount of times cooper molests me....it's only payback


and goddammit jason you promised that if we let you watch you'd keep it a secret!

Cooper doesn't molest you. You like it.

I couldn't keep it a secret. The world has to know. Now I just need someone to molest me. sad.gif

(and no, not you or greg or cooper)


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post Sep 7 2006, 12:07 PM
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post Sep 7 2006, 04:08 PM
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TITTIES!!!


Bring it on....


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post Sep 7 2006, 04:36 PM
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if I can get these 4 FE Review tests done in the next couple hours I'll go.

But I'm only bringing $20. No more.

Also what's the rule about BYOB? can you bring your own coolers?


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