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post Jul 3 2006, 04:07 PM
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monogamous gays & stem cells


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QUOTE (FORSAKENR320 @ Jul 3 2006, 02:30 PM)

something much more horrible could be photoshopped into that
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post Jul 7 2006, 10:37 PM
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ok, so this random cyberfungirls porn bot messaged me on yahoo messenger.....
had fun with it




allidoiswerk23: hii... anyone there?
allidoiswerk23: well anyway, guess yoour not there?
brandon hobgood: I'M HERE
allidoiswerk23: oh your there hi...
brandon hobgood: yup yup
allidoiswerk23: a/s/l(age sex location)?
brandon hobgood: what's up?
brandon hobgood: 54/male/arkansa
allidoiswerk23: im 27/f/USA. was lookin at your profil. thought you might like to chat.
brandon hobgood: sweet. only if you are hot
allidoiswerk23: so what have you been up to forsaken_identityr320?
brandon hobgood: sitting naked at the computer staring at stephanie from Lazytown
allidoiswerk23: cool. i was just hangin out watching tv. i was getting kinda horny (*blushes)
brandon hobgood: do you have pink hair?
allidoiswerk23: feel like a little cyber fun with me ? please llease...
brandon hobgood: only if we do the cooking by the book
allidoiswerk23: alright how bout i get down on my knees in front of you and help you out of your pants?
brandon hobgood: umm... i am not wearing anypants already? remember?
allidoiswerk23: juust lounging around in my undies.... u?
brandon hobgood: naked, pedo-cake fetish... remember?
allidoiswerk23: tell me what you want me to do with you while i slip out of my panties
brandon hobgood: i want you to bake me a pretty cake
allidoiswerk23: oh yeah babe.. dont stop. while i slide my hand down between my legs and ppart my moist lips
brandon hobgood: hey! we aren't ready to mix the moist ingredients yet! you aren't doing the cooking by the book!
allidoiswerk23: oh it feels so good. Im holding your pulsing cock in my hand, my shiny red fingernails dig gently into your balls, while my full, soft lips engulf the mass of your meat
brandon hobgood: maybe the way is hazy.... this recipe doesn't call for meat, and regardless to popular belief, my cock is not a proper mixing utensil
allidoiswerk23: i wish i could feel you ease your hard rod into my tight wet pussy.. back and forth slowlly and the ram it hard and deep all the way in
brandon hobgood: WE HAVEN'T EVEN ADDED INGREDIENTS YET! WHY ARE YOU ALREADY TRYING TO MIX THE BATTER?
allidoiswerk23: open my website so you can look at me while im sucking you. use the lini in my profile!
brandon hobgood: ok, if you wish.... i know i can't be lazy...
allidoiswerk23: what do you think of my pics?
brandon hobgood: you don't have pink hair
allidoiswerk23: shit the phone. dont stop stroking it. hold on...
brandon hobgood: ok, when you get back, then we'll have a cake
brandon hobgood: because you know that i love cake
allidoiswerk23: sorry, I have to take this call, probably take bout five minutes. If you want, come to my page and lets finish this. I have my cam on there cyberfungirls dot com look for me on there
brandon hobgood: nooo! we got to have it made!


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QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM) *
but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW
QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) *
ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded.


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post Jul 8 2006, 12:48 PM
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QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM) *
but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW
QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) *
ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded.


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FORSAKENR320
post Jul 13 2006, 02:24 AM
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QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM) *
but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW
QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) *
ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded.


Licking anuses, one kindergarten class at a time!!
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post Jul 13 2006, 10:51 PM
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QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM) *
but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW
QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) *
ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded.


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post Jul 15 2006, 01:18 PM
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heh


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QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM) *
but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW
QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) *
ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded.


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post Jul 15 2006, 10:18 PM
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o NSFW (not safe for work) images in your posts. Link them instead and note them as NSFW
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post Jul 18 2006, 10:47 PM
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QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM) *
but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW
QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) *
ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded.


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post Jul 21 2006, 11:05 PM
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QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM) *
but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW
QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) *
ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded.


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post Jul 21 2006, 11:46 PM
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OH GOD WHY IS THIS THREAD SO LONG?!?!?


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You and your logic.

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post Jul 21 2006, 11:47 PM
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POTATO OLES


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that last one was completely retarded you dumb ignorant slut

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post Jul 21 2006, 11:48 PM
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QUOTE (ratm @ Jul 21 2006, 11:47 PM)
that last one was completely retarded you dumb ignorant slut

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But but.... YOU ARE A PIRATE!


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Jim
post Jul 24 2006, 02:19 AM
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Let's Bother Snape!!!


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She dances while being a pirate ohmy.gif


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RitalinJunkie
post Jul 26 2006, 10:55 AM
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Corrupting the youth of America


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you ARE a pirate


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Brandon....you're the reason I'm pro-choice.
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post Jul 26 2006, 12:23 PM
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QUOTE (RitalinJunkie @ Jul 26 2006, 10:55 AM)

check 2-3 posts above this. lol


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but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW
QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) *
ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded.


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