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[Seeker]

i had a weird dream and cathryn was in it

i had to go to this huge witch doctor shop like ikea which was set up like maze and in each compartment i had a challenge to get over

then at the very end of the shop i bought a 400 dollar tshirt for cathryn that would get her to quit being possesed

so i gave her the shirt and the demons left her alone, then a dude thought we were stealing babies from a maternity ward and hiding them in our restaurant... but cathryn chased him away by throwing rocks at his car

[chook]

dream was very weird last night, but i went back to bed and forgot it. Something involving ships and pirates

[Testm0nkey]

i had a weird dream and cathryn was in it

i had to go to this huge witch doctor shop like ikea which was set up like maze and in each compartment i had a challenge to get over

then at the very end of the shop i bought a 400 dollar tshirt for cathryn that would get her to quit being possesed

so i gave her the shirt and the demons left her alone, then a dude thought we were stealing babies from a maternity ward and hiding them in our restaurant... but cathryn chased him away by throwing rocks at his car

hahahahahah

[Testm0nkey]

i had a kind of weird dream

it was about the party ending last night except obviously not the same. kevin, alex, chuck, a girl i used to know, jared, john crocker, aaron and i think some other were there. i was eating something at the party and it somehow cracked my molar and it fell out as did two of my front little teeth. (i often have dreams of my teeth breaking and falling out). i think ah shit i have to go to the dentist tomorrow so i walk into my parents kitchen and put them on the counter. theres a note to my dad from my mom there saying shes not going to work tomorrow because of doing a lot of errands so i think cool we can just add this one onto her list. we were going to drive chuck to some girls apartment off "4th and university" (the address dogmeat had said last night). anyways we get there and i park someplace and for some reason although we are there we have quite a walk. it turns out we are like in New Orleans or a weird city with a new orleans like atmosphere/culture. we magically have a wagon and some of us pile on and push ourselves along. i think wtf this isnt working so i get up and pull and only kevin is sitting in the wagon. but earlier that night kevin and i got into a bad argument so i was angry with him/he knew it/i was kind of being an asshole. we get to this awesome city loft style apartment complex with this coffee shop in the lobby. we get in there and this guy offers us some crazy little cone like dessert and he hands one straight to me but alex tries to grab it and crunches it and i get mad. we for some reason wait in this place a long time and i talk to this coffee bar guy about my missing teeth and listen to these bar patrons conversations and they were crazy but i cant remember them. there was some concert earlier in the night and the place is filled with musican types. we walk around to the back and the 'band' is there and we talk to them, they are big hippies. the girl i used to know pulls me over to this dumpster adn says 'hey cathryn look what i found!" and she pulls out mrs. bairds cinnamon rolls and a bag of powdered donuts. i say 'sweet' and take them as she offers them to me. then she goes 'oooo my shoes!' and pulls out shoes identical to my old reeboks. i say 'no those are my shoes' and we argue about them and i end up chunking them at her head. we end up in this convience store and im listening to some big hippy guy tell some dumb ridiculous story/giving dumb advice no one asked for at the register line. hes doing those cheerleader jumps in the air where they do the splits. and i'm still pulling kevin along in the wagon. dogmeat is with us still looking around and chuck starts chanting DOGMEAT DOGMEAT DOGMEAT so i do it too and it grows into this kind of soft roar.
jump to the next day im doing errands with my mother and sister. i tell my mom about my teeth incident and she says the dentist can get me two new ones but my molar for some reason isnt important and i can just 'pull out the nerve like i did' and then she shows me her missing molars (my mom grew up in the 40s/50s in a rural area of france and had horrible teeth till my parents came to america and she got veneers). for some reason we are at a store buying bathing suits and my mom is being a bitch about having to get bikinis because 1 pieces are for fat ugly people etc as she walks around ragging on everything they have in the store. my sister is normal in this dream but just emotional like she is. so my sister starts crying about the bathing suit ordeal and i try to make her feel better by picking out a suit thats a pretty nice 1 piece and i tell her 'maybe mom will like it'. all throughout the entire dream i feel around in my mouth and more of my teeth are really loose.


this is long i doubt anyone will read it! there were a LOT more details but i left them out as they are hazy in my memory and just add more to it. details about kevin adn i fighting, the coffee bar, the convience store nad shopping with my mom and just thousands of little things like how the people looked, what we talked about etc. one of the longest most intricic dreams ive had in a long time

[Dogmeat]

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeird

[chook]

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeird

DOGMEAT!!! DOGMEAT!!! DOGMEAT!!!

[FORSAKENR320]

DOGMEAT DOGMEAT DOGMEAT DOGMEAT

[GOB]

[Seeker]

More Techsans dreams... this one had chook in it.

We were shopping at Walmart together and inadvertently discovered that the greeters are actually put there to guard the secret entrance to Walmart's second floor!

We found a hidden button near the door right when you walk in that opened a hidden door and revealed a staircase going up to the second floor.

A we ascended up the staircase we saw that the top was guarded by a Wal-Mart trooper holding an AK-47. He said the top level is for Wal-Mart employees only and that we're not allowed up there. We convinced him that we work at Wal-Mart and that we just forgot our badges so he let us through.

On the second floor of Wal-Mart was a huge buffet with all kinds of expensive gourmet food for Wal-Mart employees only. We pigged out and right after we got done eating the guards figured out we were imposters.

We had to jump over a balcony and out a window to escape the Wal-Mart guards with the AK-47s. We hid in some brush on the side of a nearby road until the guards passed.

[Psykopath]

Zombie apocalyspe.

pretty much every dream I have these days involves that event. I'm trying to focus myself enough so that I will look at a calender during the next one of those dreams...

[pysex]

i had a dream where i got into an epic sword battle with john cleese and i swear to god it went on for hours....but then he shoved his sword straight into my right side, picked up another and shoved it right into my heart...then took a dagger to my head and that's when i woke up




the next night i had the worst fucking torturing nightmares ever....the ones where you're half awake and half asleep...shit was moving in my room and making noises and i kept yelling at things to stop...

i wonder if jason or greg heard...haha

[Testm0nkey]

its spooky night time. its way too light to be night but its all light shimmering down from stars so its real pretty. for whatever reason theres a mass exodus from america and for some reason there are no planes trains or automobiles. many people are SWIMMING to another country. i am with a group of friends but these are people that i have never seen in my real not dream life. we are at a beautiful beach and we head out swimming and for whatever reason we arent that scared or doubtful swimming across the ocean will work. while swimming my dream self has a day dream about being in the middle of the ocean and whales chewing on my feet and being scared as fuck. (apparently my dream self and real life self are both afraid of the ocean) we were SWIMMING to FRANCE.
we get to jamaica. my group of friends all snuck into the country illegally but for some reason a friend of ours went through customs. for some reason at customs the people working there were middle eastern (conquering the world in my dream maybe!?) and they didnt speak english and were pushing her around and yelling at her. they ended up taking her passport and didnt give it back. she fought/snuck out of there and we were afraid now that if we were out in the open or whatever that the governments would try to imprison us and everyone else. shes crying blah blah and im the leader so i am making the plans and i comfort her. i for some reason have a cell phone and i remember while i was swimming pulling it out and going 'oh i hope it still works' (wtf). anyways in jamaica it rings! the person on the other end is a French dude who has had a thing for me for 2 years but he's never tried to make a move. (there is no one like this in real life) and this french dude is a friend of chuck's though chuck is no where in my dream or mentioned at any other time. he calls me and asks where i am and asks me out and im think DAMNIT and tell him im in route to fleeing the country. i think we make plans to see each other in france and that he will help us once we get there. phone call ends and we have to get around jamaica. we get pogo sticks! these are amazing pogo sticks because i carry the girl that was crying on mine and we jump around and we get amazingly high. like jumping higher than buildings. it was really pretty because it was what i imagine jamaica is like so the water was pretty and the colorfu buildings yada yada. im doing a pogo amazing jumping tour of the country and we jump through the resort areas etc and i remember what it felt/looked like when we were falling through the air before the next jump and it was awesome/scary. we have to go to the bathroom so we somehow get off these pogo sticks and stop at an outdoor bar by a beach resort. once on the ground these hot older foreign men talk to us and we tell them my friend had her passport taken away and i ask them if they know good lawyers (i figure they must be well off) but i dont know what good lawyers would do. they say we can find fake passports. i dont remember our conversation. anyways we go into the bathrooms and they are really small and crowded and 3 stalls REALLY small stalls and instead of western toliets its just the hole in the ground. MY NEMESIS! while waiting for this bathroom a girl i knew in high school is peeing in one with her mother but i dont say anything to her shes just there. this isnt a girl i think about so her being in my dream was weird. anyways its my turn to pee, i walk in the stall and slip and my foot is covered in urine and i have difficulty peeing while standing. i kind of am able to v steam it and pee a little but i am paranoid about it getting on my clothes. i kind of pull down my pants and make it a little easier and i start peeing but its still hard so i push my back up against the stall door and hook one of my legs over what i guess is the toliet paper dispenser so im semi suspended in the air. i pee forever and im finally done.
i am thankful to get out of there and we meet our group who got an awesome car somehow and i dont question their methods. we are at this awesome small crossroad by the ocean and i look out at the ocean and we take a dramatic pause and my dream flashbacks too all ive done in the dream and i turn left
as i am turning left (driving on the opposite side of the street than in america, i dont know if they actually do that in jamaica) and a government /military suv passes us

and then i wake up really having to pee

[False Dude]

hot

[chook]

I had a dream last night that I still had my cast and was working on rebuilding a bike. I was in a really overgrown backyard with my roommate George and we were finding parts all over the place. Cannonball came over and started giving me parts made of carbon fiber. The thing i remember most is that he gave me a carbon fiber rotor, and that made no sense!

[nickluto]

this thread needs more zortch.