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Jul 11 2006, 10:32 PM
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![]() GORILLA FLUFFER Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50 |
QUOTE (Jim @ Jul 11 2006, 04:29 PM) But Pirates and Ninjas are better than Vikings. explain your proof! vikings vs. ninjas 1. ninjas are steathy and small girlie men. sure, they may try to flip out and leap on them, maybe even try to put a well placed ninja weapon in them, but a viking is so hardcore tough that he takes worse wounds than that while raping, and STILL manages to keep his erection. the viking laughs and grabs the ninja off his back, and uses him as a club against enemies/friends/loved ones and/or household pets 2. catching a viking by surprise would do nothing for you. they are proficient in using ANYTHING as a weapon. a ninja band jumps through the roof, and they find that they are eating the dinner table. 3. kung fu skills against vikings are useless. vikings grow up beating the living shit out of enemies/friends/loved ones and/or household pets, and being abused by those stronger that the only thing that a well placed kick to the face is gonna crack is a smile on the vikings face. 4. vikings are not above raping ninjas vikings vs. pirates 1. pirates are loud, swashbuckling, drunken idiots. all traits that the viking admires, but the pirate has a pirate code, and his actions are limited to holding some sort of honor. the viking sneers at this, and is not limited because if it. 2. even pirates cannot beat the shear strength and size of the viking, they may swing in on a rope to try a flashy chop to the head, but the viking would take his club and pummel him like a tether ball. 3. a viking can out drink-plunder-pillage a pirate anyday 4. vikings are not above raping pirates -------------------- |
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Jul 11 2006, 10:36 PM
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![]() DEATH TO ....something? Group: Members Posts: 5,618 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Parker, CO Member No.: 55 |
I have Viking blood in my! My roots are scandanavian! And....AND!!!!
The grade school I went to for 6 years ....WE WERE THE VIKINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!1 -------------------- I r Ur Gawd!
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Jul 12 2006, 05:33 PM
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![]() GORILLA FLUFFER Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50 |
i see that no one can defend their precious ninjas and pirates against the might of the viking
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Jul 12 2006, 05:43 PM
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![]() Group: Agents Posts: 4,026 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lu-bok Member No.: 41 |
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Jul 12 2006, 08:03 PM
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![]() Why so serious? Group: Global Moderators Posts: 5,286 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Fate, TX Member No.: 4 |
Vikings for the WIN, Brandon! =D
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Jul 12 2006, 08:26 PM
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Group: Admin Posts: 6,906 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Austin Member No.: 9 |
Vikings for teh lose.
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Jul 12 2006, 09:45 PM
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Let's Bother Snape!!! Group: Members Posts: 1,598 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Albuquerque, NM Member No.: 10 |
We're not talking about D&D poop.
We're talking fantasy Pirate/Ninjas/Vikings. This is the order of Best to worst. Ninjas/Pirates/Robot Pirates (they don't count)/Vikings/Robot Ninjas (they don't Count) End of subject. -------------------- ![]() |
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Jul 12 2006, 09:49 PM
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Group: Members Posts: 341 Joined: 24-February 06 Member No.: 73 |
i want to be a pirate-y ninja
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Jul 12 2006, 09:53 PM
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Let's Bother Snape!!! Group: Members Posts: 1,598 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Albuquerque, NM Member No.: 10 |
Pirate-y ninja... We have no idea what you're talking about.
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Jul 12 2006, 10:02 PM
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I was raised on the dairy, BITCH! Group: Members Posts: 3,080 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Cedar Park Member No.: 49 |
rape and pillage!
SOMEONE FOLLOW CATHRYN HOME -------------------- "Ah, y'know it's funny, these people they go to sleep, they think everything's fine, everything's good. They wake up the next day and they're on fire."
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Jul 12 2006, 10:11 PM
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Let's Bother Snape!!! Group: Members Posts: 1,598 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Albuquerque, NM Member No.: 10 |
QUOTE (pysex @ Jul 12 2006, 09:02 PM) rape and pillage! SOMEONE FOLLOW CATHRYN HOME I do it everynight... -------------------- ![]() |
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Jul 12 2006, 11:07 PM
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![]() GORILLA FLUFFER Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50 |
QUOTE (Jim @ Jul 12 2006, 09:45 PM) We're not talking about D&D poop. We're talking fantasy Pirate/Ninjas/Vikings. This is the order of Best to worst. Ninjas/Pirates/Robot Pirates (they don't count)/Vikings/Robot Ninjas (they don't Count) End of subject. until you validate your proof your opinion matters about at much as your vote for president does -------------------- |
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Jul 12 2006, 11:14 PM
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Let's Bother Snape!!! Group: Members Posts: 1,598 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Albuquerque, NM Member No.: 10 |
How about this... your perception of the Norse is off?
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Jul 13 2006, 01:33 AM
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![]() GORILLA FLUFFER Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50 |
QUOTE (Jim @ Jul 12 2006, 11:14 PM) How about this... your perception of the Norse is off? so is your perception of ninjas ass bag -------------------- |
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Jul 13 2006, 11:11 AM
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Group: Admin Posts: 6,906 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Austin Member No.: 9 |
QUOTE (Jim @ Jul 12 2006, 09:53 PM) Pirate-y ninja... We have no idea what you're talking about. Thank you, King of the Cosmos. -------------------- |
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