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FORSAKENR320
post Jul 11 2006, 10:32 PM
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QUOTE (Jim @ Jul 11 2006, 04:29 PM)
But Pirates and Ninjas are better than Vikings.

explain your proof!


vikings vs. ninjas
1. ninjas are steathy and small girlie men. sure, they may try to flip out and leap on them, maybe even try to put a well placed ninja weapon in them, but a viking is so hardcore tough that he takes worse wounds than that while raping, and STILL manages to keep his erection. the viking laughs and grabs the ninja off his back, and uses him as a club against enemies/friends/loved ones and/or household pets

2. catching a viking by surprise would do nothing for you. they are proficient in using ANYTHING as a weapon. a ninja band jumps through the roof, and they find that they are eating the dinner table.

3. kung fu skills against vikings are useless. vikings grow up beating the living shit out of enemies/friends/loved ones and/or household pets, and being abused by those stronger that the only thing that a well placed kick to the face is gonna crack is a smile on the vikings face.

4. vikings are not above raping ninjas


vikings vs. pirates

1. pirates are loud, swashbuckling, drunken idiots. all traits that the viking admires, but the pirate has a pirate code, and his actions are limited to holding some sort of honor. the viking sneers at this, and is not limited because if it.

2. even pirates cannot beat the shear strength and size of the viking, they may swing in on a rope to try a flashy chop to the head, but the viking would take his club and pummel him like a tether ball.

3. a viking can out drink-plunder-pillage a pirate anyday

4. vikings are not above raping pirates


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post Jul 11 2006, 10:36 PM
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DEATH TO ....something?


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I have Viking blood in my! My roots are scandanavian! And....AND!!!!

The grade school I went to for 6 years ....WE WERE THE VIKINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!1


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post Jul 12 2006, 05:33 PM
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i see that no one can defend their precious ninjas and pirates against the might of the viking


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but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW
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ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded.


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post Jul 12 2006, 05:43 PM
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ask a ninja


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post Jul 12 2006, 08:03 PM
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Why so serious?


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Vikings for the WIN, Brandon! =D


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post Jul 12 2006, 08:26 PM
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Vikings for teh lose.


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post Jul 12 2006, 09:45 PM
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Let's Bother Snape!!!


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We're not talking about D&D poop.

We're talking fantasy Pirate/Ninjas/Vikings.

This is the order of Best to worst.

Ninjas/Pirates/Robot Pirates (they don't count)/Vikings/Robot Ninjas (they don't Count)

End of subject.


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post Jul 12 2006, 09:49 PM
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i want to be a pirate-y ninja
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post Jul 12 2006, 09:53 PM
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Let's Bother Snape!!!


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Pirate-y ninja... We have no idea what you're talking about.


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post Jul 12 2006, 10:02 PM
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I was raised on the dairy, BITCH!


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rape and pillage!






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post Jul 12 2006, 10:11 PM
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Let's Bother Snape!!!


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QUOTE (pysex @ Jul 12 2006, 09:02 PM)
rape and pillage!






SOMEONE FOLLOW CATHRYN HOME

I do it everynight...


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post Jul 12 2006, 11:07 PM
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QUOTE (Jim @ Jul 12 2006, 09:45 PM)
We're not talking about D&D poop.

We're talking fantasy Pirate/Ninjas/Vikings.

This is the order of Best to worst.

Ninjas/Pirates/Robot Pirates (they don't count)/Vikings/Robot Ninjas (they don't Count)

End of subject.

until you validate your proof your opinion matters about at much as your vote for president does


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post Jul 12 2006, 11:14 PM
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Let's Bother Snape!!!


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How about this... your perception of the Norse is off?


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FORSAKENR320
post Jul 13 2006, 01:33 AM
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QUOTE (Jim @ Jul 12 2006, 11:14 PM)
How about this... your perception of the Norse is off?

so is your perception of ninjas ass bag


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post Jul 13 2006, 11:11 AM
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QUOTE (Jim @ Jul 12 2006, 09:53 PM)
Pirate-y ninja... We have no idea what you're talking about.

Thank you, King of the Cosmos. rolleyes.gif


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