 Operation removes lightbulb from anus, Ouch |
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| Operation removes lightbulb from anus, Ouch |
 Jun 29 2006, 12:33 PM
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http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060629/od_nm/...HNlYwNzc3JlbA--
QUOTE MULTAN, Pakistan (Reuters) - Fateh Mohammad, a prison inmate in Pakistan, says he woke up last weekend with a glass lightbulb in his anus.
Wednesday night, doctors brought Mohammad's misery to an end after a one-and-a-half hour operation to remove the object. "Thanks Allah, now I feel comfort. Today, I had my breakfast. I was just drinking water, nothing else," Mohammad, a grey-beared man in his mid-40s, told Reuters from a hospital bed in the southern central city of Multan. "We had to take it out intact," said Dr. Farrukh Aftab at Nishtar Hospital. "Had it been broken inside, it would be a very very complicated situation." Mohammad, who is serving a four-year sentence for making liquor, prohibited for Muslims, said he was shocked when he was first told the cause of his discomfort. He swears he didn't know the bulb was there. "When I woke up I felt a pain in my lower abdomen, but later in hospital, they told me this," Mohammad said. "I don't know who did this to me. Police or other prisoners." The doctor treating Mohammad said he'd never encountered anything like it before, and doubted the felon's story that someone had drugged him and inserted the bulb while he was comatose. |
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Jun 29 2006, 06:36 PM
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 monogamous gays & stem cells Group: Members Posts: 3,789 Joined: 22-February 06 Member No.: 8 |
he should have rubbed his feet on the carpet and touched a doorknob
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Jun 29 2006, 09:38 PM
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i put it there
-------------------- bored...so i did this
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Jun 29 2006, 09:50 PM
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CHEE CHEE Group: Members Posts: 5,026 Joined: 23-February 06 From: trapped in the hoezone layer Member No.: 39 |
youd be suprised how many people walk into american ER's with lightbulbs in their asses and silly stories about 'slipping in the bathroom'
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Jun 29 2006, 10:12 PM
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Group: Members Posts: 1,761 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Lubbock/Dubai Member No.: 57 |
QUOTE (Testm0nkey @ Jun 29 2006, 09:50 PM) youd be suprised how many people walk into american ER's with lightbulbs in their asses and silly stories about 'slipping in the bathroom' dammit that is what happened to me -------------------- bored...so i did this
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Jun 29 2006, 10:55 PM
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QUOTE (schwab @ Jun 29 2006, 10:12 PM) dammit that is what happened to me i'm sorry, i didn't think it'd go up that far with just a little push... i guess your ass is just really lose from all that action
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