 christian gets his ass mauled by a lioness, dumbass jumps in a lion cage |
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| christian gets his ass mauled by a lioness, dumbass jumps in a lion cage |
 Jun 5 2006, 01:59 PM
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http://today.reuters.com/news/newsArticle....KRAINE-LION.xml
QUOTE KIEV (Reuters) - A man shouting that God would keep him safe was mauled to death by a lioness in Kiev zoo after he crept into the animal's enclosure, a zoo official said on Monday.
"The man shouted 'God will save me, if he exists', lowered himself by a rope into the enclosure, took his shoes off and went up to the lions," the official said. "A lioness went straight for him, knocked him down and severed his carotid artery." The incident, Sunday evening when the zoo was packed with visitors, was the first of its kind at the attraction. Lions and tigers are kept in an "animal island" protected by thick concrete blocks |
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Jun 5 2006, 02:17 PM
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Group: Admin Posts: 6,906 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Austin Member No.: 9 |
So... does that mean God doesn't exist? lol
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Jun 5 2006, 03:38 PM
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 Eric The Sexy Group: Moderators Posts: 831 Joined: 23-February 06 Member No.: 30 |
QUOTE (Spectatrix @ Jun 5 2006, 02:17 PM) So... does that mean God doesn't exist? lol no, it just means that if he does exist, he has a sense of humor |
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Jun 5 2006, 04:34 PM
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 N 0 t h i n g Group: Members Posts: 1,449 Joined: 23-February 06 Member No.: 54 |
Lions: 1
Idiots: -1 --------------------  QUOTE (jonathan83 @ Nov 16 2007, 09:22 PM)  |
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Jun 5 2006, 11:13 PM
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 GORILLA FLUFFER  Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50 |
QUOTE (moebary @ Jun 5 2006, 03:38 PM) no, it just means that if he does exist, he has a sense of humor 2 things come to mind:: 1. "do not tempt the Lord thy God" 2. "never" is the word God listens for the most when he wants a good laugh. dunno why the last one came to mind, it just did. prolly from the book i'm reading --------------------  QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM) but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded. Licking anuses, one kindergarten class at a time!! |
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Jun 5 2006, 11:28 PM
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 Group: Moderators Posts: 1,551 Joined: 19-April 06 From: Lubbock Member No.: 162 |
HAHAHAHAHAA!
 just goes to show you......idiots are everywhere. -------------------- Je suis toute du merde.
....bitches!!!!! |
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Jun 5 2006, 11:41 PM
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 Group: Moderators Posts: 2,499 Joined: 23-February 06 From: El Paso Texas Member No.: 32 |
stay in school kids
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Jun 5 2006, 11:49 PM
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 N O E S Group: Members Posts: 421 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Hieuston, TX Member No.: 42 |
maybe his god doesn't like stupid people.
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Jun 6 2006, 04:00 AM
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 Never fear, citizen, Art Major Man is here! Group: Agents Posts: 415 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Here Member No.: 47 |
QUOTE (Tygriss @ Jun 5 2006, 11:49 PM) maybe his god doesn't like stupid people. I second that -------------------- Where do we start?
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