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Dogmeat
post May 28 2006, 08:08 PM
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QUOTE (Lancifer @ May 28 2006, 09:04 PM)
you mean so you can fuck, cheat, lie, steal, kill fetuses, and make fun of the mentally handicapped - confess it all on sunday and then repeat it all again the following week?

That's what most of them do....


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post May 28 2006, 08:09 PM
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QUOTE (Lancifer @ May 28 2006, 08:04 PM)
you mean so you can fuck, cheat, lie, steal, kill fetuses, and make fun of the mentally handicapped - confess it all on sunday and then repeat it all again the following week?

Technically, yes.

However, it is a sin in itself to have the mindset of "I'll do what I want because I can just go to confession later."
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post May 28 2006, 08:15 PM
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and confessing your sins is only part of it. you also have to ask for repentance and want to change, or at least that's part of "loving christ" and "seeking salvation" so intentionally sinning like that and thinking that you cna just confess and feel better about it is bullshit. Hell in catholicism guilt is part of repentance!
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post May 28 2006, 08:20 PM
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think about how many sluts confess their senseless acts of drunken dicksucking to the priests...

i bet the priests jack off while this happens eek.gif


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post May 28 2006, 08:27 PM
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catholic:: how are you feeling?
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catholic:: THEN YOU MUST NOT BE LOVING CHRIST ENOUGH! SINNER!




catholicism is a chore, not a joyous celebration


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QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM) *
but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW
QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) *
ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded.


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post May 28 2006, 08:33 PM
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QUOTE (FORSAKENR320 @ May 28 2006, 09:27 PM)
catholic::  how are you feeling?
guy::  pretty good
catholic::  THEN YOU MUST NOT BE LOVING CHRIST ENOUGH!  SINNER!




catholicism is a chore, not a joyous celebration

wow, you're a moron.


and at least catholics repent. most other chrisitian denominations do whatever they want without a second thought, using their faith as an excuse for any fuckup they make. can't tell you how many times i was asked if i had been "saved" by someone whom i later saw sucking someone off, making fun of retarded people, or puking their guts out (not saying i don't do any of the previous, but i don't try to justify it).


just think of the sluttiest scumbag you know (guy or girl) and then see if the bible is their favorite book on facebook or has "god" as one of their interests. i can almost guarantee they're not catholic.
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post May 28 2006, 08:36 PM
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QUOTE (Dogmeat @ May 28 2006, 09:08 PM)
That's what most of them do....

again, you're an idiot.


"most" of them. what a close-minded shithead response. i'm sure you'll come back with some witty "guh, christians are the close-minded ones, derr" that most worthless agnostics use to justify their moronic comments.
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post May 28 2006, 08:54 PM
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QUOTE (Dogmeat @ May 28 2006, 08:04 PM)
god is a moist vagina

then it's safe to say you've never known God and never will
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post May 28 2006, 08:54 PM
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quit trying to provoke a fight and look at your savior




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QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM) *
but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW
QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) *
ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded.


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post May 28 2006, 09:00 PM
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QUOTE (knucklehead @ May 28 2006, 09:54 PM)
then it's safe to say you've never known God and never will

You're right, I haven't, and neither have you or any other so-called relegious person on this entire fucking planet, so stop claiming you have smile.gif


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post May 28 2006, 09:02 PM
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QUOTE (FORSAKENR320 @ May 28 2006, 09:54 PM)
quit trying to provoke a fight and look at your savior



haha, corn cob pipe. what a badass.
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the smoke from the pipe looks like testicles and a cock
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post May 28 2006, 09:30 PM
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QUOTE (Dogmeat @ May 28 2006, 09:00 PM)
You're right, I haven't, and neither have you or any other so-called relegious person on this entire fucking planet, so stop claiming you have smile.gif

he was calling you a hopeless virgin




i'm not saying you;re a virgin









just hopeless laugh.gif


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but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW
QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) *
ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded.


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post May 28 2006, 10:47 PM
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QUOTE (Spectatrix @ May 28 2006, 11:41 AM)
I may agree, but that has nothing to do with this article. This is not a Catholic church.... Catholic priests are bound by "the seal of the confessional" to not reveal anything that's confessed to them, even if the confession is about a serious law violation.

Thanks Spec, you know docterine even if you don't believe in it.


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post May 28 2006, 10:52 PM
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QUOTE (chook @ May 28 2006, 10:47 PM)
Thanks Spec, you know docterine even if you don't believe in it.

I know it because I was a devout Catholic growing up. And then I went over to the Dark Side... lol


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