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 May 26 2006, 03:15 PM
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(1) The number of physicians in the U.S. is 700,000.
(2) Accidental deaths caused by Physicians per year are 120,000. (3) Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171. (Statistics courtesy of U.S. Dept. of Health Human Services) Guns (1) The number of gun owners in the U.S. is 80,000,000. Yes, that is 80 million. (2) The number of accidental gun deaths per year, all age groups, is 1,500. (3) The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is 0.000188. Statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners. Remember, "Guns don't kill people, doctors do." FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, BUT ALMOST EVERYONE HAS AT LEAST ONE DOCTOR. Please alert your friends to this alarming threat. We must ban doctors before this gets completely out of hand! Out of concern for the public at large, I have withheld the statistics on lawyers for fear the shock would cause people to panic and seek medical attention. |
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May 26 2006, 03:54 PM
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CHEE CHEE Group: Members Posts: 5,026 Joined: 23-February 06 From: trapped in the hoezone layer Member No.: 39 |
HA! i dont have a doctor
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May 26 2006, 03:58 PM
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 Retired Funk-bringer Group: Moderators Posts: 2,656 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Dallas Member No.: 14 |
On the other hand:
How many lives a year do doctors SAVE in comparison to lives saved by guns? Yes, you can go ahead and count self-defense. -------------------- WAIT. I'm not finished.
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May 26 2006, 04:04 PM
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 DEATH TO ....something? Group: Members Posts: 5,618 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Parker, CO Member No.: 55 |
most of the pre-med students who were intending on becoming doctors did more drugs than anyone else in any major I knew of .... heh
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May 27 2006, 10:08 AM
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