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 May 26 2006, 11:37 AM
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Remember the thread that Zetec posted about the free USB drive from Micro$oft? Well, it turns out that Lance was right and it was a ploy by the Illuminati to get my information from me voluntarily so that they could turn it over to president Bush and he could tap my phone lines to find out why I'm trying to get something for free. They tricked me into giving my "shipping" address so that they could go to my house and put a hole in my gas tank so that I use up more gas and make more money for Dick Cheney and Dubya. WHY DIDN'T I LISTEN TO LANCE?!?! Here is the email I got today.
QUOTE Microsoft <mindcontrol@email.microsoft.illuminati.com> to me
More options 12:11 pm (23 minutes ago) Thank you for your interest in the Mystery Solved Windows® licensing promotion. We've received your request for more information to help clarify Microsoft® Windows Desktop Licensing pre-loaded on the USB drive. Unfortunately, this Mystery Solved promotion was available in the U.S. only and while supplies last. Supply is depleted at this time, so we encourage you to please utilize the online alternative today. Simply download* the Windows Desktop Licensing reference files directly at: www.microsoft.com/mysterysolved/corp To help simplify Windows Desktop Licensing, keep these points in mind: There are two legal ways to acquire a full Windows Desktop license: through your hardware vendor (OEM/System Builder) or Full Packaged Product. Volume licensing covers Windows Desktop operating system upgrades only. OEM operating system licenses live and die with each PC–they are not transferable. Again, thank you for your interest in Mystery Solved and for helping us spread the word about proper Windows licensing. Sincerely, Microsoft Corporation *Internet connect time charges may apply. Offer available through June 30, 2006. © 2006 Microsoft Corporation. All rights reserved. Microsoft and Windows are either registered trademarks or trademarks of Microsoft Corporation in the United States and/or other countries. If you duplicate our logos we will travel back in time to make sure you were never born. Don't fuck with us. -------------------- LANCE IS PRO-CENSORSHIP! HE IS CENSORING MY LOVE FOR THE LORD!
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May 26 2006, 11:38 AM
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Group: Admin Posts: 6,906 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Austin Member No.: 9 |
I got that today as well.
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May 26 2006, 11:41 AM
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May 26 2006, 01:21 PM
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 Retired Funk-bringer Group: Moderators Posts: 2,656 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Dallas Member No.: 14 |
i got that email today too.
OH NOES THEY RIPPED ME OFF OF MY FREE FLASH DRIVE THAT THEY WERE GENEROUSLY SHIPPING TO ME AT THEIR EXPENSE!!! i'm not really too shaken up about this. -------------------- WAIT. I'm not finished.
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May 26 2006, 01:40 PM
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 Oh baby bring me down  Group: Agents Posts: 4,115 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Way out yonder Member No.: 68 |
Bet microsoft is into data mining!
-------------------- Southern Rock, beer and bears!
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May 27 2006, 02:30 AM
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Fool Group: Members Posts: 2,127 Joined: 23-February 06 From: LBB Member No.: 56 |
LOL. Seriously?
WTB Humor for Lance. PST. Ah well. Off to sleep. P.S. I got that e-mail, too. I didn't notice it until I just went and checked my deleted mail folder. -------------------- Spam? Isn't that something poor people eat?
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May 27 2006, 10:31 AM
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Group: Admin Posts: 6,906 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Austin Member No.: 9 |
I guess Lance was PMSing yesterday? OH NOEZ I GETS BANNED 2!!!!1one!11
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May 27 2006, 10:49 AM
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Group: Members Posts: 5,275 Joined: 22-February 06 Member No.: 2 |
No, JRock has repeatedly taken low blows at me in every post he makes here on Techsans. He made it his mission to try and get under my skin. Just take a look at his signature. I warned him in previous threads, but he refused to stop.
And if you guys keep it up I'll ban you too. |
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May 27 2006, 02:53 PM
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No day but today... Group: Members Posts: 773 Joined: 22-February 06 Member No.: 5 |
QUOTE If you duplicate our logos we will travel back in time to make sure you were never born. Don't fuck with us. hmmm -------------------- Forget regret
or life is yours to miss |
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May 28 2006, 12:46 AM
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Group: Admin Posts: 6,906 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Austin Member No.: 9 |
QUOTE (Lancifer @ May 27 2006, 10:49 AM) No, JRock has repeatedly taken low blows at me in every post he makes here on Techsans. He made it his mission to try and get under my skin. Just take a look at his signature. I warned him in previous threads, but he refused to stop. And if you guys keep it up I'll ban you too. Yeah, his sig was annoying. I dunno... I just think that you make yourself a target for ridicule with some of the stuff you post (and you're already a target by being an admin), and threatening to ban people for it just makes it that much worse. I have to admit, when you make such threats, I wonder "just how far can I go? what would be the limits I'd have to set on ridicule to not get banned?" Am I taking a substantial risk by making this post? I certainly was by making the "PMS" comment, but this isn't so bad. But eh, whatever. -------------------- |
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May 28 2006, 03:24 AM
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 GORILLA FLUFFER Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50 |
prolly a good thing you are in a different town too. several people on here might get physical if you oppress them too hard
 got alot of hardass's with huge e-penis's here --------------------  QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM)  but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded. Licking anuses, one kindergarten class at a time!! |
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May 28 2006, 07:02 AM
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Group: Members Posts: 5,275 Joined: 22-February 06 Member No.: 2 |
thats alright, i don't think they'll be that all that hard with a shotgun to the face
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May 28 2006, 10:29 AM
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 Why so serious? Group: Global Moderators Posts: 5,286 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Fate, TX Member No.: 4 |
QUOTE (Lancifer @ May 28 2006, 08:02 AM) thats alright, i don't think they'll be that all that hard with a shotgun to the face ... 
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May 29 2006, 06:44 PM
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Retired Funk-bringer Group: Moderators Posts: 2,656 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Dallas Member No.: 14 |
QUOTE (Lancifer @ May 28 2006, 07:02 AM) thats alright, i don't think they'll be that all that hard with a shotgun to the face thats how we do in the Big D. -------------------- WAIT. I'm not finished.
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May 29 2006, 11:53 PM
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 Group: Moderators Posts: 2,499 Joined: 23-February 06 From: El Paso Texas Member No.: 32 |
got it too
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