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Spectatrix
post May 10 2006, 11:17 PM
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QUOTE (Rocky @ May 10 2006, 11:10 PM)
Broads love it when you call em broads !

I don't! mad.gif


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Testm0nkey
post May 10 2006, 11:18 PM
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yeah when did 'chicks' become offensive to them? i got a weird look when i called a herd of them that


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Rocky
post May 10 2006, 11:19 PM
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QUOTE (Spectatrix @ May 11 2006, 12:17 AM)
I don't! mad.gif

Baby, baby, there's no need to make that face.


how about you be a doll and reheat some of that magical dinner shit you orchestrated earlier !


Thanks babygirl !


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Rocky
post May 10 2006, 11:20 PM
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QUOTE (Testm0nkey @ May 11 2006, 12:18 AM)
yeah when did 'chicks' become offensive to them? i got a weird look when i called a herd of them that

After some pussy ass white knight motherfucker tried to step up and make these broads think they are all "princesses"


Lets find and kill that motherfucker !


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woody
post May 10 2006, 11:49 PM
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QUOTE (Rocky @ May 10 2006, 11:20 PM)
After some pussy ass white knight motherfucker tried to step up and make these broads think they are all "princesses"


Lets find and kill that motherfucker !

god i hate those guys

any 'man' who calls his broad a princess needs to have the remainder of his genitals yanked off


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FORSAKENR320
post May 11 2006, 07:01 AM
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QUOTE (Testm0nkey @ May 10 2006, 11:18 PM)
yeah when did 'chicks' become offensive to them? i got a weird look when i called a herd of them that

you can not call a group of females a herd unless their collective wieght divided by their number exceeds 200lbs.


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but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW
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ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded.


Licking anuses, one kindergarten class at a time!!
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HMWH
post May 11 2006, 09:29 PM
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QUOTE (Jessica @ May 9 2006, 04:16 PM)
So yeah, I just moved to Austin and I dont know anyone here at all except for Rocky and Will. I have a job that I start at tomorrow, but I work with a bunch of 30 and 40 year old guys from what I understand. Anyone know of some ways to get involved in community activities or something so that I can get out and meet people? I would like to make some friends that are girls so going to the bar dressed like a slut (not that I would ever do that) is out of the question since I dont want to pick up any lesbians either. My mom suggested going to church to meet people, but I just think thats her evil plot to get me to start going to church again. Id like to avoid that. Also, any of you all going to be coming here soon?

call my brother

- you can volunteer for the Non Profit Organization he works for

- or hang out with his fiancee(personally i think she could use some more friends)
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kcroxyoursox
post May 11 2006, 09:50 PM
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yeah i would say volunteer some place like big sis or spca

even if you dont meet your new best friends at least you wont be home alone doing nothing


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post May 12 2006, 12:25 AM
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FORSAKENR320
post May 12 2006, 06:57 AM
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walk up to a random old person, and scream at the top of your lungs 1 of several things::

1. RAPE!
2. DON'T OPPRESS ME, FUCKING WHORE!!
3. HE/SHE STOLE MY VAGINA! GIVE IT BACK! (followed by a 10 minute session of jumping up and down throwing a tantrum screaming MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! )





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QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM) *
but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW
QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) *
ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded.


Licking anuses, one kindergarten class at a time!!
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