 U.S. mothers deserve $134,121 salary |
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| U.S. mothers deserve $134,121 salary |
 May 4 2006, 10:01 PM
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Interesting read. I can see the logic in it and moms really don't get enough credit.
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May 4 2006, 10:11 PM
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 Retired Funk-bringer Group: Moderators Posts: 2,656 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Dallas Member No.: 14 |
they don't deserve shit.
they signed up to have a baby. they knew what they were getting into. this story comes out every year, and it's a load of bollocks every time -------------------- WAIT. I'm not finished.
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May 4 2006, 10:12 PM
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  Group: Agents Posts: 4,026 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lu-bok Member No.: 41 |
QUOTE (zetec @ May 4 2006, 11:11 PM) they signed up to have a baby. they knew what they were getting into. hehe people know what babies do? as far as i know they shit and scream. the fact that they choose to keep the baby is the amazing part. -------------------- 32-bit whore
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May 4 2006, 10:31 PM
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Group: Admin Posts: 3,403 Joined: 23-February 06 From: PDX/TXL Member No.: 35 |
QUOTE (zetec @ May 4 2006, 10:11 PM) they don't deserve shit. they signed up to have a baby. they knew what they were getting into. this story comes out every year, and it's a load of bollocks every time People sign up for jobs as well, I don't see your point. -------------------- "There is a level of cowardice lower than that of the conformist: that of the fashionable non-conformist." |
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May 4 2006, 10:59 PM
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Retired Funk-bringer Group: Moderators Posts: 2,656 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Dallas Member No.: 14 |
QUOTE (Hartmann @ May 4 2006, 10:31 PM) People sign up for jobs as well, I don't see your point. exactly. they sign up for jobs knowing what they're getting paid and that they can be terminated at any time. Almost every job makes you sign a contract of conditions that you and the company must adhere to. When you get knocked up, you are essentially signing a contract to take care and provide for that child (barring adoption or abortion) without recieving any pay (with the exception of some tax breaks) for the work you have to do. When a chick lets a guy jizz all over her insides, she's pretty much saying that she's agreeing to raise this child and deal with their shit for 18 years. there are some shitty parents out there that don't do what they're supposed to, but that's not the point. edit: and unplanned pregnancies are not excuses. once again, there's adoption and abortions, and you should have used birth control in the first place. This post has been edited by zetec: May 4 2006, 11:00 PM -------------------- WAIT. I'm not finished.
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May 4 2006, 11:15 PM
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 ROCKPACALYPSE NOW Group: Members Posts: 1,519 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Dallas, TX Member No.: 13 |
This kind of stuff makes women feel empowered until they realize nobody is going to cut them a check for a goddamned dollar.
L to the O to the L on you bitches -------------------- QUOTE (Lance) now we have some dude from argentina wondering how to fuck dogmeat |
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May 5 2006, 12:30 AM
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 Group: Moderators Posts: 2,499 Joined: 23-February 06 From: El Paso Texas Member No.: 32 |
and what if the baby turns into a serial killer...what kind of punishment does the mother get?
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May 5 2006, 12:41 AM
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 Group: Members Posts: 1,761 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Lubbock/Dubai Member No.: 57 |
when i have kids, i should deserve the equal pay as taht just for putting up with the naggin wife and annoying kids
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May 5 2006, 01:18 AM
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Retired Funk-bringer Group: Moderators Posts: 2,656 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Dallas Member No.: 14 |
QUOTE (schwab @ May 5 2006, 12:41 AM) when i have kids, i should deserve the equal pay as taht just for putting up with the naggin wife and annoying kids you won't have kids with a wife -- you're going the danny devito / arnold schwartzenegger "Junior" route SQUEEZE BABY OUT PEEHOLE -------------------- WAIT. I'm not finished.
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May 5 2006, 01:31 AM
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Group: Members Posts: 1,761 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Lubbock/Dubai Member No.: 57 |
QUOTE (zetec @ May 5 2006, 01:18 AM) you won't have kids with a wife -- you're going the danny devito / arnold schwartzenegger "Junior" route SQUEEZE BABY OUT PEEHOLE i still deserve money 
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May 5 2006, 03:01 AM
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Retired Funk-bringer Group: Moderators Posts: 2,656 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Dallas Member No.: 14 |
QUOTE (schwab @ May 5 2006, 01:31 AM) i still deserve money if you did that, you'd deserve never to have to work a day in your life oh FUCK that would hurt -------------------- WAIT. I'm not finished.
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May 5 2006, 06:00 AM
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CHEE CHEE Group: Members Posts: 5,026 Joined: 23-February 06 From: trapped in the hoezone layer Member No.: 39 |
her goddamn paycheck is making me dinner every night and the satisfaction of me still giving it to her after having kids
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May 5 2006, 09:38 AM
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 Oh baby bring me down Group: Agents Posts: 4,115 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Way out yonder Member No.: 68 |
I'll probably marry someone who will make more money than myself
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May 5 2006, 10:49 AM
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 Group: Members Posts: 10,620 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Houston, TX Member No.: 48 |
If a woman sees a kid as a full time job and feels it's worth $134,000 a year she doesn't need to be havin kids. Lets run down these "jobs" the wifey claims.
"Housekeeper"? I dunno about anyone else but young mother's house usually looks like shit. a housekeeper would do a much better job for way less I'm sure than they included in their wife salary. "day care teacher"? if a woman feels that looking after her kids and teaching them life lessons is a job, she has no business being a parent. "cook"? wtf?? last time I checked every human being on the planet has to eat to survive. I wish I could get paid to open a gerber jar or pop some hot pockets in the microwave. "Laundry machine operator"? I didn't know these existed... but last time I checked my dad threw in as much laundry as my mom did, and probably more while we were really little bc she my mom took care of the kids. similar to the "cook" item, i wish i could get paid for throwing my own laundry in the wash. "Computer operator"? wtf does this have to do with anything? she wants to get paid to surf the internet?? is there some significant item a mother would have to do on the computer that I'm missing? "Janitor"? how the hell do you include housekeeper and janitor? I guess next time I spill something at home and clean it up I should earn some janitor pay. "Facilities Manager"? not really sure what facilities the 6 figure salary mom feels she manages but here's another one I guess I should be paid for as well bc I "manage" my facilities too? "Van driver"? last time I checked the husband has to drive to work too. in fact I bet he has to drive more than the wife does. make sure he gets paid. plus, an actual van driver (delivery guy or whatever) drives all day long and does nothing else. "chief executive"? of what? bills are typicall in the man's name. any major decisions w/the house or vehicles start w/the man. just because women go out and spend the mans money without his permissions doesn't make them the freakin CEO of the house. "psychologist"? to whom? the man comes home from a long day at work and wants to relax, but he has to play psychologist to the woman and listen to the story of her terrible parking/waiting in line/lil johnnie did this stories. I bet there's fathers out there that would take a pay cut to get to spend more time with their kids. Whoever came up w/this is a freakin idiot. I mean, take out the "day care" part of it and any single person who has their own place fits those descriptions. |
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May 6 2006, 09:03 AM
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 Group: Members Posts: 180 Joined: 23-February 06 From: San Francisco, CA Member No.: 37 |
Why didn't they say this was about unemployed parents? It had to be "moms" in particular? I know dads that stay at home with the kids too.
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