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| dubya joke |
 May 3 2006, 12:45 PM
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Donald Rumsfeld is briefing George Bush in the Oval Office. "Oh and finally, sir, three Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq today."
Bush goes pale, his jaw hanging open in stunned disbelief. He buries his face in his hands, muttering "My God...My God". "Mr. President," says Cheney, "we lose soldiers all the time, and it's terrible. But I've never seen you so upset. What's the matter?" Bush looks up and says..."How many is a Brazillian'?" |
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May 3 2006, 01:14 PM
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May 3 2006, 04:02 PM
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 Group: Members Posts: 10,620 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Houston, TX Member No.: 48 |
i gotta actually say that's a purty funny joke
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May 3 2006, 04:09 PM
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CHEE CHEE Group: Members Posts: 5,026 Joined: 23-February 06 From: trapped in the hoezone layer Member No.: 39 |
i laughed
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May 3 2006, 04:23 PM
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Group: Admin Posts: 6,906 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Austin Member No.: 9 |
It's funny, but at least a few months old by this point.
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May 4 2006, 12:48 AM
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 Group: Moderators Posts: 2,499 Joined: 23-February 06 From: El Paso Texas Member No.: 32 |
agreed, a lil old, but i still cracked a smile
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May 4 2006, 01:19 AM
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 Retired Funk-bringer Group: Moderators Posts: 2,656 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Dallas Member No.: 14 |
old as shit
my grandmother told me that joke edit: and she'd take a bullet for bush. This post has been edited by zetec: May 4 2006, 01:19 AM -------------------- WAIT. I'm not finished.
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May 4 2006, 08:55 AM
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Group: Members Posts: 5,275 Joined: 22-February 06 Member No.: 2 |
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May 4 2006, 12:53 PM
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 New and Improved? Group: Members Posts: 629 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Austin, TX Member No.: 40 |
I think my mother sent me that joke in an email.
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May 5 2006, 02:15 AM
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 Group: Moderators Posts: 2,558 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Seoul, South Korea Member No.: 28 |
QUOTE (Jyan @ May 4 2006, 12:53 PM) I think my mother sent me that joke in an email. heh mine too --------------------  |
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May 5 2006, 06:54 AM
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CHEE CHEE Group: Members Posts: 5,026 Joined: 23-February 06 From: trapped in the hoezone layer Member No.: 39 |
QUOTE You never called back you little monkey! I sent your new tax formmmmmm. George Bush sends his thanks for continuing to loan the government your withholding! Did you ever have that viking funeral for the dead rat in your freezer ???? Here's a picture of you driving too fast picture enclosed:  thats the kind of stuff my dad emails. funny/random messages and german e-postcards . each time i respond with 'I DONT SPEAK GERMAN' and my dad responds with 'HEHE' -------------------- Little monkeys making money
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