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zetec
post May 3 2006, 05:00 AM
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QUOTE (Testm0nkey @ May 2 2006, 12:46 PM)
so i just woke up from a dream. i had a type of grass growing out of me. not all over just a few in different places. small thicker blades. i tried to yank them out but i just pulled out the blades and not the stump/root so i started digging them out . it was very detailed

if i didn't know better, i'd honestly say that's a meth dream. the reason most methheads skin is so fucked up and pockmarked and shit (aside from the fact that meth is BAD for you) is because they start itching/scratching feeling like shit is under it or on it, some will even hallucinate shit crawling all over them, and they start to pick at it and shit.


not saying that's the case, but it was the first thing i thought of


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post May 3 2006, 06:54 AM
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QUOTE (Testm0nkey @ May 2 2006, 12:46 PM)
so i just woke up from a dream. i had a type of grass growing out of me. not all over just a few in different places. small thicker blades. i tried to yank them out but i just pulled out the blades and not the stump/root so i started digging them out . it was very detailed

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ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded.


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post May 3 2006, 06:59 AM
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QUOTE (zetec @ May 3 2006, 05:00 AM)
if i didn't know better, i'd honestly say that's a meth dream. the reason most methheads skin is so fucked up and pockmarked and shit (aside from the fact that meth is BAD for you) is because they start itching/scratching feeling like shit is under it or on it, some will even hallucinate shit crawling all over them, and they start to pick at it and shit.


not saying that's the case, but it was the first thing i thought of

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saw but couldnt kill two different kinds of bugs in our hallway
injested some burnt styrofoam and im really trying to get the taste out of my mouth before i puke




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post May 3 2006, 05:41 PM
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post May 8 2006, 09:15 AM
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i had a crazy dream where i was watching som sort of discovery channelish show about sea slugs. but sea slugs were more violent. they had a voracious appetite and were only able to avoid being eaten by getting to a large enough size (about 5 feet ling, 3 feet in circumference). its got me watching these videos of swarming sea slugs eating each other and getting bigger. then it cuts to a scene where something bad happens to someone. and its about timmy the cyclops, they show the shallow water where they found his carcas. he was attacked and killed by a shark, but the shark was eaten afterwards by a sea slug. all that was left of timmy the cyclops was the skin of his face, neck and downwards on his torso.


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post May 8 2006, 11:55 AM
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I had a dream a couple of nights ago where I made out with half of the cast from Kids in the Hall.


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post May 8 2006, 12:14 PM
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were they dressed up as women?


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post May 8 2006, 01:13 PM
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i had a dream i was watering my parents backyard
i have a lot of plant related dreams


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post May 8 2006, 01:28 PM
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i had a dream nick got his hair chopped and had some shaggy number that totally didn't fit his face. it made me laugh. and i woke up coughing. and had to pee.


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post May 9 2006, 08:27 AM
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I had a dream I saw my Ex at a resturant on a date with someone else. Unfortunatly it is kinda bothering me. Today might not be such a good day.


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post May 9 2006, 10:37 AM
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post May 9 2006, 01:56 PM
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QUOTE (rabble @ May 9 2006, 08:27 AM)
I had a dream I saw my Ex at a resturant on a date with someone else. Unfortunatly it is kinda bothering me. Today might not be such a good day.

Hate it when that happens.


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post May 9 2006, 02:05 PM
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QUOTE (Jyan @ May 9 2006, 01:56 PM)
Hate it when that happens.

im fine now. I've been thinking about the future alot, so thats why I had the dream.


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post May 28 2006, 12:09 PM
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one of my roommates found two wasps in his room yesterday and had a really hard time killing one so i just had a dream in was in what was supposedly my room though it looked and felt completely different and my mom was there. somehow we had stunned a wasp after freaking out and my mom kept moving it around to make sure it was dead. it never moved so i was about to get a piece of paper and dispose of it. we get it on the paper and all the sudden its flying again and the buzzing is loud next thing i know it flies into my neck and i scream. i woke up making a weird noise and cringing with my neck against my shoulder


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post Jun 8 2006, 11:53 PM
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Nap dreams are always weird for me.

I was driving around Lakeway in Austin and saw a plane crash in my car. I got out to help and the Minutemen called me on my phone while I was walking around. They started asking me if I saw any missiles hit the plane. I said I didn't and then looked up and more planes were crashing and the sky was filled with missiles. The person said something about the endtimes and then it went to an automated phone recording. I went over to the crash site and the people in the plane were fine and just laying in bed in the middle of somebody's yard. They were a bunch of doctors at the crash site, a couple of them tried to tell me it was some sort of flying bulmia syndrome and I didn't believe them and got angry. Then they started grabbing and trying to touch me. I got away to call my dad because they stole my car when I wasn't paying attention. One of the doctors followed me, was getting all touchy feely so I tried to get away but, he snuck behind me and tranquilized me. While I was passing out he said "Did you know you can fit a bone saw down somebody's throat? Well you can. All you have to do is knock out a couple of teeth and it fits perfectly." Then I woke up in some house with the weird guy, I couldn't see what he was doing and since I didn't want to continue the dream I started repeating my birthdate hoping I'd wake up, except I woke up in the study lounge in the ME department, we were watching tv, I tried to buy something out of the vending machine and then I woke up for real.


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