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post Apr 28 2006, 01:26 AM
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QUOTE (Divergent Reality @ Apr 28 2006, 12:20 AM)
if you dress like a cowboy it might help.

theyve a hardon for john wane in other parts of the world.

i know for a fact that if you pull the "yeah i'm from texas"-cowboy-thing in london you can get some serious tail


although when i last tried that it was pre-9/11... when i went back the second time i was too scared to try it...



yeah on second though don't try that in london anymore.

(may still work sometimes... but i think you're more liable to get the shit kicked outta you nowadays)


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post Apr 28 2006, 01:29 AM
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after going to utah i realised that i really sound like im from texas.

so it would slip too easy for me.


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post Apr 28 2006, 01:33 AM
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it looks like they ripped the chairs out of my parent's old windstar


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post Apr 28 2006, 08:57 AM
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QUOTE (ratm @ Apr 28 2006, 12:18 AM)
Sweet that's me. I'm going to go pack my bags now.

not without me bitch!




i always wanted to be in an 80's style yakuza melee gang fight


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post Apr 28 2006, 09:01 AM
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QUOTE (Divergent Reality @ Apr 28 2006, 01:29 AM)
after going to utah i realised that i really sound like im from texas.

so it would slip too easy for me.

I don't have an accent. Bwahaha. lancifer.gif


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post Apr 28 2006, 06:05 PM
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QUOTE (FORSAKENR320 @ Apr 28 2006, 08:57 AM)
not without me bitch!




i always wanted to be in an 80's style yakuza melee gang fight


and i feel my weaponry just might come in useful

The Yakuza are crazy. Who else would bring a cannon to a gang fight.


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post Apr 28 2006, 06:10 PM
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QUOTE (ratm @ Apr 28 2006, 06:05 PM)
The Yakuza are crazy. Who else would bring a cannon to a gang fight.

Pirates.


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post Apr 29 2006, 02:19 AM
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QUOTE (Jyan @ Apr 28 2006, 06:10 PM)
Pirates.

touche


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post Apr 29 2006, 02:24 AM
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QUOTE (Jyan @ Apr 28 2006, 06:10 PM)
Pirates.

Yeah but the Yakuza don't have ships, they're just standing out in the street.


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post Apr 29 2006, 02:29 AM
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QUOTE (ratm @ Apr 29 2006, 02:24 AM)
Yeah but the Yakuza don't have ships, they're just standing out in the street.

i'd use a cannon on someone

but i was hoping for more of an honorable melee style street brawl

kinda like Gangs of New York


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post Apr 29 2006, 02:31 AM
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i like more of a stylized kung fu hustle type street brawl


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post Apr 29 2006, 02:32 AM
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QUOTE (Testm0nkey @ Apr 29 2006, 02:31 AM)
i like more of a stylized kong fu hustle type street brawl

i forgot to show you the configuration of the bolts for your club


looks pretty sweet


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post Apr 29 2006, 02:47 AM
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I liked to get in a Big Trouble in Little China style fight.


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post Apr 29 2006, 02:51 AM
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QUOTE (ratm @ Apr 29 2006, 02:47 AM)
I liked to get in a Big Trouble in Little China style fight.

asian with green eyes?



yea


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post Apr 30 2006, 10:07 AM
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QUOTE (Divergent Reality @ Apr 28 2006, 01:29 AM)
after going to utah i realised that i really sound like im from texas.

so it would slip too easy for me.

it isn't that you 'sound' like you're from texas. it's more that in utah, if you don't have 6+ kids following you around everywhere and someone obviously taught you how to use a norelco and a toothbrush, you're definitely not from around there.


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