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FORSAKENR320
post Apr 16 2006, 04:28 AM
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A guy sticks his location,
In a girl's destination,
To increase the population,
For the next generation.
Do you get my explanation?
Or do you need a demonstration?


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but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW
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ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded.


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post Apr 16 2006, 04:37 AM
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fuzzy wuzzy had some gin
fuzzy wuzzy had an affinity for men
fuzzy wuzzy was a coot
fuzzy wuzzy wore no boots

fuzzy wuzzy went to 'Nom
fuzzy wuzzy shot some chong
fuzzy wuzzy met a wench
fuzzy wuzzy fell in a trench

fuzzy wuzzy fell off the map
fuzzy wuzzy wasnt a sap
fuzzy wuzzy showed up in Cinnci
fuzzy wuzzy was a bit ditzy

fuzzy wuzzy wasnt a bear
fuzzy wuzzy was a queer
fuzzy wuzzy met some blokes
fuzzy wuzzy ate some folks

fuzzy wuzzy was put away
fuzzy wuzzy survives to this day...
fuzzy wuzzy blames the president
fuzzy wuzzy was a dissident

oh no! fuzzy wuzzy was killed by cops
fuzzy wuzzy wore clean socks
fuzzy wuzzys story rings true
dont voice your opinions or theyll be after you


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Little monkeys making money
Naked monkey looking funny
Mighty males are strong and free
Female monkey, not so lucky
Rocking monkeys, funky monkeys
Monkeys sticking other monkeys
Monkeys wrong or monkeys right
Mostly flexing monkey might
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FORSAKENR320
post Apr 16 2006, 05:28 AM
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SEX is a TRANSACTION,
With emotional currency,
You're either lucky or an arsehole,
If you're getting it for free,
Some are prepared to barter flesh,
For company or affection,
A house, a car, a family,
Money or protection,
When morality is attached to
Guilt can reduce the pleasure,
Whereby with uninhibited
Comes ecstasy without measure.

There are those whom believe that, SEX is just for procreation,
While there are others for whom it is, Their favourite recreation,
There are people who only have,
SEX over the phone,
And others who are happy,
To do it on their own,
There are some who really get off,
On lingerie and leather,
And those who simply prefer,
To masturbate together.


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QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM) *
but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW
QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) *
ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded.


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woody
post Apr 16 2006, 11:47 PM
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Ode to mexicans
We have a hobby called fucking
Welfare pays for baby's tit sucking
Kids need doctors
Wife need pills
We get it all free
We got no bills


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