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 Apr 14 2006, 06:11 PM
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 DEATH TO ....something? Group: Members Posts: 5,618 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Parker, CO Member No.: 55  |
http://www.doubleviking.com/static-13085.html
What's weird is, that girl could make a fortune with that if she would have approached a sex toy company with that idea .... -------------------- I r Ur Gawd!
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Apr 14 2006, 06:18 PM
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Group: Admin Posts: 6,906 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Austin Member No.: 9 |
Pretty pathetic excuse for an "invention".
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Apr 14 2006, 06:38 PM
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DEATH TO ....something? Group: Members Posts: 5,618 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Parker, CO Member No.: 55 |
QUOTE (Spectatrix @ Apr 14 2006, 07:18 PM) Pretty pathetic excuse for an "invention". Yeah...I really wanted to watch that show to see what all they "invented" but so far that is the only thing of it I've seen... Which makes it all the more pathetic she could get rich selling that in adult catalogs. Christ I should mechanically engineer the worlds best vibrator, I'll bet I could BANK off that shit 
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Apr 14 2006, 06:44 PM
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Group: Admin Posts: 6,906 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Austin Member No.: 9 |
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Apr 14 2006, 06:45 PM
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 POTATO OLES Group: Members Posts: 1,602 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Newark, NJ Member No.: 17 |
I saw this show. One guy's invention was a stick. It was supposed to be used for fighting off bears and cougars. Another invention was a poncho with a pouch in it so you could go to the bathroom if you were in a hurry.
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Apr 14 2006, 06:46 PM
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 monogamous gays & stem cells Group: Members Posts: 3,789 Joined: 22-February 06 Member No.: 8 |
QUOTE (Spectatrix @ Apr 14 2006, 07:44 PM) looks like something dogmeat would buy for himself |
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Apr 14 2006, 06:51 PM
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Group: Admin Posts: 6,906 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Austin Member No.: 9 |
QUOTE (ratm @ Apr 14 2006, 06:45 PM) I saw this show. One guy's invention was a stick. It was supposed to be used for fighting off bears and cougars. Another invention was a poncho with a pouch in it so you could go to the bathroom if you were in a hurry. Bladder Buddy -------------------- |
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Apr 14 2006, 07:05 PM
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Group: Admin Posts: 6,906 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Austin Member No.: 9 |
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Apr 14 2006, 07:16 PM
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No day but today... Group: Members Posts: 773 Joined: 22-February 06 Member No.: 5 |
there was a guy who made a portable urn thing that looked like the pie piece holder in trivial pursuit where each compartment could hold the remains of a different relative so you could have them all together to pay respects to... congratualtions you didnt invent the box you just came up with something else to put in it
the one i like the best is the guy with the fluid motion baby carseat. i could see this one winning the whole thing. from the ai site QUOTE INVENTION:
Spherical Safety Seat - A new kind of infant car seat where the baby sits inside nested spheres instead of the usual seat. In a collision, the spheres spin and automatically position the child's neck and back so that they are perpendicular to the impact force, thus shielding the baby from the destructive force of the impact. Janusz Liberkowski, 52, is a mechanical engineer in San Jose, California. He and his wife are the loving parents of one-and-a-half year old twins. Janusz' older daughter Anecia passed away in a car accident seven years ago, which inspired Janusz to create this revolutionary seat, in the hopes that it will save children's lives. Janusz and his wife are very active in their local Polish community. -------------------- Forget regret
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Apr 14 2006, 07:28 PM
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Group: Admin Posts: 6,906 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Austin Member No.: 9 |
Ok, wtf? How did THIS make it onto the show?
http://abc.go.com/primetime/americaninvent...on_clemens.html QUOTE INVENTION: The Restroom Door Clip - A small plastic clip that attaches to the top of a restroom stall to hold the door closed when the stall is broken. Clips onto a pack of tissues for easy storage in a purse or pocket. Sharon Clemens, 63, resides in Huntington Beach, California and is a retired sales associate. She and her husband of over forty years have three children and two grandchildren. Sharon created the Restroom Door Clip after too many unpleasant experiences in public restrooms. The project has been keeping her quite busy in her retirement and is giving her a new lease on life. She hopes to win American inventor and get her husband to retire early. Edit: Man, most of the inventions are dumb. The only one besides the car seat that sounds good is the "EZ-X Portable Gym". Hell, I think that kid's Doggie AC was better than most of these. This post has been edited by Spectatrix: Apr 14 2006, 07:31 PM -------------------- |
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Apr 14 2006, 10:27 PM
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 New and Improved? Group: Members Posts: 629 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Austin, TX Member No.: 40 |
It seems to me that the show has less to do with fascinating inventions than who has the best sob story.
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Apr 15 2006, 01:02 AM
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 Retired Funk-bringer Group: Moderators Posts: 2,656 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Dallas Member No.: 14 |
the show's only had four episodes so far, why not just watch ALL of the failures? (all the torrents are very well seeded still, mininova has them all.)
i've seen them all and there's a few good ones. The edible snowglobe idea I think is the one that would probably do the best in the marketplace. i also have a feeling that if they sign the waiver to participate in the contest, they lose the right to sell the invention on their own if they don't already have a patent or some shit. that therapy buddy dude (creepy kidtoucher he was) has been selling the rest of his creepy ass stock though. that bulletball dude was fucking pathetic. -------------------- WAIT. I'm not finished.
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Apr 15 2006, 01:03 AM
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Retired Funk-bringer Group: Moderators Posts: 2,656 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Dallas Member No.: 14 |
QUOTE (kcroxyoursox @ Apr 14 2006, 07:16 PM) there was a guy who made a portable urn thing that looked like the pie piece holder in trivial pursuit where each compartment could hold the remains of a different relative so you could have them all together to pay respects to... congratualtions you didnt invent the box you just came up with something else to put in it the one i like the best is the guy with the fluid motion baby carseat. i could see this one winning the whole thing. from the ai site i have a feeling saftey will get in the way with that one, iunno, the idea is good, but iunno if it would stay in place and like not possibly decapitate a baby who's head stuck a lil bit outside the ball during a 60mph wreck. -------------------- WAIT. I'm not finished.
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Apr 15 2006, 05:35 AM
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 GORILLA FLUFFER  Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50 |
QUOTE (Spectatrix @ Apr 14 2006, 07:28 PM) Hell, I think that kid's Doggie AC was better than most of these. my friend has a doggie with an AC of 20 he's wearing chainmail barding 
--------------------  QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM)  but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded. Licking anuses, one kindergarten class at a time!! |
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Apr 15 2006, 11:49 AM
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 Oh baby bring me down Group: Agents Posts: 4,115 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Way out yonder Member No.: 68 |
QUOTE (Spectatrix @ Apr 14 2006, 07:28 PM) Ok, wtf? How did THIS make it onto the show? http://abc.go.com/primetime/americaninvent...on_clemens.html Man, most of the inventions are dumb. The only one besides the car seat that sounds good is the "EZ-X Portable Gym". Hell, I think that kid's Doggie AC was better than most of these. get a wad of tp to wedge between the door and support EDIT: I thought the doggie AC was actually a good idea but not accepted by society (good of the kid for saying to put it in a doghouse under pressure) The Naughty Knot would sell -------------------- Southern Rock, beer and bears!
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