Crazy Mexicans, from an e-mail. didn't feel like fixing Options

[James]

> Joanne and Frank were Bungee-jumping one day and Joanne says to Frank,
> "You know, we could make a lot of money running our own Bungee-jumping
> business in Mexico."
>
> Frank thinks this is a great idea, so they pool their money and buy
> everything they need: a tower, an elastic cord, insurance, etc.
>
> They travel to Mexico and begin to set up on the square. As they are
> constructing the tower, a crowd begins to assemble. Slowly, more and
> more people gather to watch them at work. When they had finished,
> there was such a crowd, they thought it would be a good idea to give a
> demonstration.
>
> So, Joanne jumps. She bounces at the end of the cord, but when she
> comes back up, Frank notices that she has a few cuts and scratches.
>
> Unfortunately, Frank isn't able to catch her and she falls again,
> bounces, and comes back up again. This time, she is bruised and
> bleeding.
>
> Again, Frank misses her. Joanne falls again and bounces back up. This
> time, she comes back pretty messed up -- she's got a couple of broken
> bones and
> is almost unconscious.
>
> Luckily, Frank finally catches her this time and says, "What happened?
> Was the cord too long?"
>
> Barely able to speak, Joanne gasps, "No, the Bungee cord was fine...It
> was the crowd! ............. What the hell is a piñata?!"
>