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CHEE CHEE Group: Members Posts: 5,026 Joined: 23-February 06 From: trapped in the hoezone layer Member No.: 39  |
ha you were drunk by the time i got there
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Apr 14 2006, 01:29 AM
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i drove home plastered one time to waterford and when i got there, there were a shitload of cops & fire trucks near my building
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Apr 14 2006, 01:30 AM
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QUOTE (woody @ Apr 14 2006, 01:29 AM) i drove home plastered one time to waterford and when i got there, there were a shitload of cops & fire trucks near my building i was thinking to myself fuck there better be a building ablaze cause if so, they're not gonna give a shit about me stumbling up the stairs Sir I do not stumble. I merely walk with less provocation. |
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Apr 14 2006, 01:39 AM
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Group: Moderators Posts: 2,499 Joined: 23-February 06 From: El Paso Texas Member No.: 32 |
sir are you sure i'm stumbling
are you sure i'm not walking normally and it is you who have been stumbling thinking it was me.... -------------------- |
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Apr 14 2006, 01:40 AM
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QUOTE (woody @ Apr 14 2006, 01:39 AM) sir are you sure i'm stumbling are you sure i'm not walking normally and it is you who have been stumbling thinking it was me.... a stroll is not merry when the merry don't stroll |
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Apr 14 2006, 01:44 AM
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CHEE CHEE Group: Members Posts: 5,026 Joined: 23-February 06 From: trapped in the hoezone layer Member No.: 39 |
so this guy is PLASTERED leave the bar starts walking his way home singing to himself, sending jolly hellos to the passerbys. a cop spots him and its obvious what this poor mans aliment is
cop: "sir, are you drunk?" man: "what?! no of course not. i dont touch the stuff" cop: "you're stumbling all over the place" man: "so?" cop: "are you aware you've got one foot on the road and one on the sidewalk?" man: "oh thank god! i thought my leg shrunk" tehe! -------------------- Little monkeys making money
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Apr 14 2006, 01:46 AM
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QUOTE (Testm0nkey @ Apr 14 2006, 01:44 AM) so this guy is PLASTERED leave the bar starts walking his way home singing to himself, sending jolly hellos to the passerbys. a cop spots him and its obvious what this poor mans aliment is cop: "sir, are you drunk?" man: "what?! no of course not. i dont touch the stuff" cop: "you're stumbling all over the place" man: "so?" cop: "are you aware you've got one foot on the road and one on the sidewalk?" man: "oh thank god! i thought my leg shrunk" tehe! I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU STop with the girly laughter A GIRL YOU ARE NOT |
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Apr 14 2006, 01:52 AM
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Group: Moderators Posts: 2,499 Joined: 23-February 06 From: El Paso Texas Member No.: 32 |
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Apr 14 2006, 04:57 PM
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CHEE CHEE Group: Members Posts: 5,026 Joined: 23-February 06 From: trapped in the hoezone layer Member No.: 39 |
i cant go anywhere or do anything without hearing about mexicans! when can we go back to knowing they are here but not recognizing their presence
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Apr 14 2006, 05:16 PM
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If you don't think about Mexicans, they won't exist.
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Apr 14 2006, 05:29 PM
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CHEE CHEE Group: Members Posts: 5,026 Joined: 23-February 06 From: trapped in the hoezone layer Member No.: 39 |
ya goddamn right
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Apr 14 2006, 05:31 PM
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QUOTE (Jyan @ Apr 14 2006, 05:16 PM) If you don't think about Mexicans, they won't exist. I wish... 
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Apr 14 2006, 05:35 PM
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QUOTE (Spectatrix @ Apr 14 2006, 05:31 PM) I wish... But then our building would collapse, our bridges topple, our streets pothole, and our mexican food turn chinese! -------------------- |
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Apr 14 2006, 05:47 PM
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CHEE CHEE Group: Members Posts: 5,026 Joined: 23-February 06 From: trapped in the hoezone layer Member No.: 39 |
man an old friend of mine found me on facebook. this kind of thing is always crazy to me
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Apr 14 2006, 05:47 PM
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QUOTE (Jyan @ Apr 14 2006, 05:35 PM) and our mexican food turn chinese! YAY! -------------------- |
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