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Timbo
post Apr 13 2006, 05:20 AM
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Ever spunked yourself in the eye or boobslapped your own face?

I have done neither and feel I am missing out on an important life experience sad.gif

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Dogmeat
post Apr 13 2006, 05:28 AM
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i always try to jack off in my mouth. I love the taste of my own warm, salty, sticky love tinkle.


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zetec
post Apr 13 2006, 05:34 AM
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according to dr. drew it's not good for your eyes


could cause pinkeye



wouldn't know



i should really turn off 105.3 for more than just david lee roth

that and the weekends are the only times i sleep :/


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Spectatrix
post Apr 13 2006, 08:33 AM
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QUOTE (Timbo @ Apr 13 2006, 05:20 AM)
boobslapped your own face?

I *could* do it, but no I haven't.


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post Apr 13 2006, 09:09 AM
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QUOTE (Timbo @ Apr 13 2006, 05:20 AM)
Ever spunked yourself in the eye or boobslapped your own face?

Angle theta and velocity in this situation would have to be pretty phenomenal.

Must conduct more tests...


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JStrider
post Apr 13 2006, 10:18 AM
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QUOTE (zetec @ Apr 13 2006, 05:34 AM)
according to dr. drew it's not good for your eyes


could cause pinkeye

Love line is awesome... wish it was broadcast here...
and yah i caught that episode
i figured it would go downhill big time once adam left... but dr. Drew seems to be holding his own


and no i've never shot myself in the eye


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zetec
post Apr 13 2006, 10:46 AM
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QUOTE (JStrider @ Apr 13 2006, 10:18 AM)
Love line is awesome... wish it was broadcast here...
and yah i caught that episode
i figured it would go downhill big time once adam left... but dr. Drew seems to be holding his own


and no i've never shot myself in the eye

you can listen online at www.1053freefm.com live


yeah, i kinda like the guest interviewer thing every night, but the excessive amount of reruns is getting old (especially since it's always a rerun from earlier in the week, rather than one that you possibly missed from like months ago or whenever)


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Rocky
post Apr 13 2006, 11:10 AM
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I've shot myself in the eye in quite an amazing fashion. I got up and ran to the bathroom so I could see the aftermath cause I was certain it would be humorous.

It was.


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zetec
post Apr 13 2006, 11:12 AM
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QUOTE (Rocky @ Apr 13 2006, 11:10 AM)
I've shot myself in the eye in quite an amazing fashion. I got up and ran to the bathroom so I could see the aftermath cause I was certain it would be humorous.

It was.

is there an official term for self-bukkake?


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post Apr 13 2006, 11:48 AM
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QUOTE (zetec @ Apr 13 2006, 11:12 AM)
is there an official term for self-bukkake?

It's not bukkake if there's only one guy! I'd say there would have to be at least 5 guys.


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JStrider
post Apr 13 2006, 08:13 PM
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what if you saved it up the previous 4 times...


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Psykopath
post Apr 13 2006, 09:05 PM
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QUOTE (JStrider @ Apr 13 2006, 09:13 PM)
what if you saved it up the previous 4 times...

...yeah, coffee on my desk...

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post Apr 13 2006, 11:50 PM
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can't say i have

i don't get in a position to do that nor do i have that kind of firepower

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