A letter to President Bush Options

[JRockTTU]

Dear President Bush:

I'm about to plan a little trip with my family and extended family,
and I would like to ask you to assist me. I'm going to walk across
the border from the U.S. into Mexico, and I need to make a few
arrangements.
I plan to skip all the legal stuff like visas, passports,
immigration quotas and laws. I'm sure they handle those things the
same way we do here.
So, would you mind telling President Vicente Fox, that
I'm on my way over? Please let him know that I will be expecting
the following:

1. Free medical care for my entire family.

2. English-speaking government bureaucrats for all services I might
need, whether I use them or not.

3. All government forms need to be printed in English.

4. I want my kids to be taught by English-speaking teachers.

5. Schools need to include classes on American culture and history.

6. I want my kids to see the American flag flying on the top of the
flag pole at their school with the Mexican flag flying lower down.

7. Please plan to feed my kids at school for both breakfast and
lunch.

8. I will need a local Mexican driver's license so I can get easy
access to government services.

9. I do not plan to have any car insurance, and I won't make any
effort to learn local traffic laws.

10. In case one of the Mexican police officers does not get the
memo from Pres. Fox to leave me alone, please be sure that all
police officers speak English.

11. I plan to fly the U.S. flag from my house top, put flag decals
on my car, and have a gigantic celebration on July 4th. I do not
want any complaints or negative comments from the locals.

12. I would also like to have a nice job without paying any taxes,
and don't enforce any labor laws or tax laws.

13. Please tell all the people in the country to be extremely nice
and never say a critical word about me, or about the strain I might
place on the economy.

I know this is an easy request because we already do all these
things for all the people who come to the U.S. from Mexico. I am
sure that Pres. Fox won't mind returning the favor if you ask him
nicely.

[Seeker]

Last week I purchased a burger and fries at McDonalds for $3.58.

The counter girl took my $4.00 and I pulled 8 cents from my pocket and gave it to her. She stood there, holding the nickel and 3 pennies. While looking at the screen on her register, I sensed her discomfort and tried to tell her to just give me two quarters, but when I tried to explain the transaction to her, she stood there and cried.

Why do I tell you this?

Because of the evolution in teaching math since the 1950s:

Teaching Math In 1950

A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price. What is his profit?

Teaching Math In 1960

A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price, or $80. What is his profit?

Teaching Math In 1970

A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is $80. Did he make a profit?

Teaching Math In 1980

A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is $80 and his profit is $20 Your assignment: Underline the number 20.

Teaching Math In 1990

A logger cuts down a beautiful forest because he is selfish and inconsiderate and cares nothing for the habitat of animals or the preservation of our woodlands. He does this so he can make a profit of $20. What do you think of this way of making a living?

Topic for class participation after answering the question:

How did the birds and squirrels feel as the logger cut down their homes? (There are no wrong answers.)

Teaching Math In 2005

Un ranchero vende una carretera de madera para $100. El cuesto de la produccion era $80. Cuantos tortillas se puede comprar?

[JRockTTU]

hahaha

[pysex]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[danwashere]

but if it weren't for illegals that burger from McDonalds would have cost you 14.99 and you'd be a dick for giving her 99 cents instead of taking the penny...

[JRockTTU]

but if it weren't for illegals that burger from McDonalds would have cost you 14.99 and you'd be a dick for giving her 99 cents instead of taking the penny...

But I would have extra money in my pocket because I wouldn't be paying for medical care, taxes, etc for her family who are in this country illegally and don't pay any taxes and mooch off of taxpayers.

[Seeker]

you wouldn't be paying 14.99 anyways, 10 years ago when there were no illegal mexicans hamburgers cost even less than they do now with illegal mexicans working

dan is dumbshit

[Dogmeat]

i swear, they need to start letting our military and law enforcement use illegal aliens as life-fire target practice ...

[Junsui]

but if it weren't for illegals that burger from McDonalds would have cost you 14.99 and you'd be a dick for giving her 99 cents instead of taking the penny...

I doubt it. I worked at a burger place in Dallas, all of the cooks were illegals. They made more than me and I got paid $7.50/hr.

[Seeker]

I doubt it. I worked at a burger place in Dallas, all of the cooks were illegals. They made more than me and I got paid $7.50/hr.

dan just got OWNX0RED

[Spectatrix]

[Testm0nkey]

my sisters bf is an illegal and he gets paid less than 3 dollars/hr working at jasons deli for literally half the day. then he goes immediately to his other job at a mexican restaurant and gets paid 3 something as a waiter + a tip pool percentage. they just moved him up from busboy to waiter eventhough he doesnt speak very much english (its a mexican restaurant though) because hes a really hard worker and its not like they are going to get any white high school kids wanting to work there.
my sister also does a lot of work that is mostly done by illegals. except its obvious she gets better treatment becauses shes white.
jose louis - her bf, grew up in the shittiest part of mexico. his family could barely feed their kids and they sold eggs from their chickens as their sole income. he sends almost all the money he earns to his family there while still being able to dress and appear nicer than my sister.

i dont have a problem with illegals. illegals and the blackmarket make up a huge percentage of the economy in america


also jose louis routinely looses his jobs after a few months because the businesses i guess get the burn from the man about hiring illegals. then after a few months they just hire them back not giving a shit about the struggle inbetween

[Junsui]

my sisters bf is an illegal and he gets paid less than 3 dollars/hr working at jasons deli for literally half the day. then he goes immediately to his other job at a mexican restaurant and gets paid 3 something as a waiter + a tip pool percentage. they just moved him up from busboy to waiter eventhough he doesnt speak very much english (its a mexican restaurant though) because hes a really hard worker and its not like they are going to get any white high school kids wanting to work there.
my sister also does a lot of work that is mostly done by illegals. except its obvious she gets better treatment becauses shes white.
jose louis - her bf, grew up in the shittiest part of mexico. his family could barely feed their kids and they sold eggs from their chickens as their sole income. he sends almost all the money he earns to his family there while still being able to dress and appear nicer than my sister.

i dont have a problem with illegals. illegals and the blackmarket make up a huge percentage of the economy in america


also jose louis routinely looses his jobs after a few months because the businesses i guess get the burn from the man about hiring illegals. then after a few months they just hire them back not giving a shit about the struggle inbetween

He should go work where I worked in Dallas. I worked alongside this mexican lady who didn't know that much English. When people said something to her (she took peoples' food orders like me) she would look at me so I could tell her what they wanted. It was good times.

[GOB]

i dont have a problem with illegals. illegals and the blackmarket make up a huge percentage of the economy in america

totally. we should kick out the worthless people abusing welfare and unemployment before we get rid of those willing to work.


i'm all for putting up a fence, but getting rid of millions of people who are already a part of the american workforce will do nothing but hurt us.

[Junsui]

totally. we should kick out the worthless people abusing welfare and unemployment before we get rid of those willing to work.


i'm all for putting up a fence, but getting rid of millions of people who are already a part of the american workforce will do nothing but hurt us.

I agree.