Late Night AIM convos, post! Options

[Spectatrix]

I was wrong!

Session Start (the_spectatrix:jm_87109): Sun Dec 11 14:48:24 2005
[14:48] jm_87109: hi there, 36/m/albuq. hoping to find a very playful AND very sensual F nearby . . . articulate, funny, and sexy voice a plus! Sorry so direct, but if a friend with private benefits sounds alluring to you also, please say hello . . . oh, me: 6'3 (too tall?) 190 light brown hair and eyes, very fit, attorney in albuq. Hope to hear from you . . .
[14:50] the_spectatrix: Does the phrase "long-term relationship" in my profile mean nothing?  If I were interested in a relationship, I would have put "single and looking" or "married, but looking" instead.
[14:53] jm_87109: as you ponder universal truths and ancillary mysteries, sometimes the most complex things are human relationships.  Sometimes, one may be comfortable, happy, and involved but still maintain an interest in new experiences and adventures.  After all, as far as we know there is not real evidence that this is anything except our only go-round in this universe.  Please pardon my approach, I will leave you to your LTR and  matter of life, love, death, God, and immortality.
[14:55] the_spectatrix: What an amusing (and intelligent) response!  What you say is true, sir.  I suppose what I view as "common sense" may not be perceived so simply by others.
[14:57] jm_87109: correct.  I did notice that you were involved, and realized that meant it unlikely you would be interested, and if not its ok.  Your profile indicates you are a person of thought, and i seek someone articulate -- for me attraction, even in the context of the physical, is SO mental.  So, thanks for the compliment in my response!  And, thanks for not being offended by my advance, even turning it down.  I am new on here (joined last week) and need to do a profile -- I hope it can be as good as yours.
[15:00] the_spectatrix: My profile on Yahoo is only as complete as it is due to me having the account for several years.  I too am attracted more to mental prowess than pure physicality.  But alas, I am enganged and am not much interested in having relationships in addition to the one I am already in.
[15:04] jm_87109: I'm going to work on a profile.  Part of why I have not yet is that I also am taken (married happily, as in do not want to get divorced, but with a yearning for a secret friend to share mind/body).  I miss the creative/inquisitive nature of new friendships, particularly those that share physical things because that in turn makes the mind more open to the other's thoughts, however normally private.  Of course, I do not want to jeopardize someone's happiness, and I realize it will have issues in today's expectation-of-monogamy society.  So, I wish you were open to the idea because you seem (from the neck up so far) like what I would love to find.  But, I understand and being engaged is more than just a LTR.
[15:09] the_spectatrix: It is sad that polyamorous relationships are so looked down on in our society.  Though I prefer monoamorous ones, I know that poly relationships can be very fullfilling.
[15:13] jm_87109: yes, and I think that we tend to incorporate society's rules into our own head -- I have done that myself for many years.  And, although monoamorous (great word, much better than monogamous) can be wonderful and fulfilling, it is necessarily mundane in that it prohibits new experiences, which of course can be so sensual and arousing.  So, I want to try and see if I may find a partner (not multi-partners, because then it would begin to become strictly physical) to share my sexuality and my thoughts/ideas.  Who knows if it can work, Christine?  I think it could be very fulfilling as long as it is secret and other persons are not hurt.
[15:14] the_spectatrix: I think secrecy is generally what causes hurt in such situations.
[15:14] jm_87109: that may be true I guess.  Maybe I will find that out and just repress my desires for such a friend,\
[15:15] jm_87109: im actually quite monoamourous generally!  lol, as we speak (and really enjoying talking to you, by the way) I am searching Ebay for a specific stuffed duck my daughter wants -- lol!
[15:16] jm_87109: but is is bout ten years old and unlikely to even be on Ebay! 
[15:16] the_spectatrix: Oh, that's a pity, but I've been suprised by Ebay before.
[15:16] jm_87109: yes, I have like 20 pages to search, so scanning them kind of quickly
[15:18] jm_87109: if you reconsider, let me know . . .  ?  you seem fascinating
[15:20] the_spectatrix: Even if I myself desired an additional relationship, I would have to refuse.  I'm afraid that I find secret relationships a bit disconcerting.  Exciting they might be, yes, but I would consider it an unforgiveable betrayal of trust for you to go behind your wife's back like that.
[15:21] the_spectatrix: But I perhaps have an unusual perspective on such things because I know that my fiance would not object to me having another relationship.
[15:22] the_spectatrix: There is little to be gained by secrecy except the trill of doing something forbidden.
[15:22] the_spectatrix: thrill*
[15:23] jm_87109: ok, I understand -- and you are lucky that he would not mind that.  My wife would not have minded before we were married, and I have not asked.  But it is really my loss, because were it not for my situation you might be interested.  And, the fact that I would not want the relationship open has as much to do with my kids (2 small ones).  You are lucky, and if he is willing you should pursue it while you can.  That permission might wane later! 
[15:24] the_spectatrix: I know that I am lucky in that, but I have little desire to pursue such things.
[15:25] jm_87109: Good luck with your marriage -- it sounds like you have the wisdom it takes to make it last, a lost art these days it seems!
[15:25] the_spectatrix: Thank you for the compliment.  Good luck in figuring out what you want to do in your situation.
[15:26] jm_87109: thanks.  I am going to try it, but am pretty picky (not much intellectual happening on Yahoo it seems), so who knows when it will be. 
Session Close (jm_87109): Sun Dec 11 15:27:24 2005

[Spectatrix]

Hrm, he no longer has a yahoo profile. I wonder if he got caught by his wife?!?

[Spectatrix]

Quadruple post!

[The Fanatic]

[Jyan]

What an odd man.

[Testm0nkey]

*Dude: [sends me picture of an overweight grizzly toothed girl wrapped in formal wear]
P0keDAfish: she looks like she took a wrong turn to the fridge and ended up in a too tight dress
*Dude: why would you say that
P0keDAfish: im hoping its a pic of your sister


* - references a person that is on his way to being a celebrity and will have way more money and happiness than i will encounter

[Testm0nkey]

FORSAKEN R320: personally i don't like the idea of someones tongue near my asshole.. so tossing salad is out for me
P0keDAfish: i dont understand how it can be considered a good idea outside of kink
P0keDAfish: but apparently its fairly 'normal'
FORSAKEN R320: i wonder who the firstperson was, that decided :hey, i'm gonna lick this dudes asshole"
P0keDAfish: probably started out with animals. everything wrong seems to start that way
FORSAKEN R320: and where he got the idea from..... was he watching his dog do it to himself and got curious what the big deal was?
P0keDAfish: and i think having your own ass being eaten is possibly more embarassing and uncomfortable than doing it
FORSAKEN R320: yea
FORSAKEN R320: constant worry about farting on that persons face....
FORSAKEN R320: the thoughts "did i wipe properly?"
P0keDAfish: hopefully the eatee would be considerate enough to bathe properly but if i was cool enough id get some sort of enjoyment out of making someone eat my dirty ass and then laugh at them
FORSAKEN R320: once again i will have to firmly remind you
FORSAKEN R320: I WILL NOT GO DOWN ON YOU CATHRYN
P0keDAfish: how do you read through me so well!?!?!?!?
FORSAKEN R320: but yea, i can see you getting some twisted sense of revenge from it
FORSAKEN R320: but i don't think you'd get that enjoyment unless they were sobbing and crying while doing it
FORSAKEN R320: then you'd be having a jolly cathryn ass-eating time
P0keDAfish: man... i would
FORSAKEN R320: you want a gimp, not a slave
FORSAKEN R320: and i know they are gluttons for punishment... but i feel sorry for the things you'd subject that gimp too.....
FORSAKEN R320: some things even a gimp shouldn't be able to draw pleasure from
P0keDAfish: i just dont like the whole S&M fashion get up. well not all the time. id have a straight laced looking person with a secret gimp side persona
P0keDAfish: treat the gimp like a gimp but every once in awhile be REALLY fucking nice to it.
P0keDAfish: make him have a horrible day
FORSAKEN R320: tea, cookies and a backrub should be sufficient punishment for a naughty misbehaving gimp


we uncover ways of the world

[GOB]

dropkickmurph33y (1:45:50 AM): aborted nightmares
dropkickmurph33y (1:46:12 AM): i'm going to trademark that for my future band name
ratm1560d (1:46:48 AM): that sounds like a good description of my childhood

[Testm0nkey]

P0keDAfish: xenophobe!
dudeguy: xenophobe?
dudeguy: fear of xenos?
P0keDAfish: fear of foreigners smart guy
dudeguy: oh
dudeguy: yeah
dudeguy: i have that
P0keDAfish: i resent that my parents are immigrants
dudeguy: actually i have anybodythatisnotwhitephobe
P0keDAfish: hahaha

dudeguy: ben says you're scary angry, but i imagine it's really cute
dudeguy: like a really angry, lethal bunny
P0keDAfish: >:o
dudeguy: like that bunny on holy grail
P0keDAfish: i do believe ben is exaggerating though. at least i hope i didnt seriously make that bad of a first impression on the kid
P0keDAfish: oh ok. well i wouldnt mind being that bunny
dudeguy: i dont think he'll ever make you mad
P0keDAfish: i dont think so either
dudeguy: i was thinking more along the lines of those happy bunnies
dudeguy: that say mean things but are just cute and not intimidating at all
P0keDAfish: no not happy bunny! blood thirsty brutal death loving jesus hating bunny
dudeguy: "awww she's yelling!!!"
P0keDAfish: ha
dudeguy: that's it, you've lost your intimidation factor with me
P0keDAfish: you must have a death wish
dudeguy: not at all
dudeguy: of course, never threaten anybody who would put their own sister in a box and shove her down stairs
P0keDAfish: aw you remembered

*names may have been changed

[Testm0nkey]

Kinetiknails: ha, i got you beat by one kid
Kinetiknails: i'm sorry, i meant to say "ha i beat one kid"
P0keDAfish: hahaha
P0keDAfish: 'kids on the street! kids on the beat! beat kids! beat kids!'
P0keDAfish: ever watch wondershowzen?
Kinetiknails: i had a retarded son once
P0keDAfish: did you kill him?
Kinetiknails: i smashed his head into the ground and had a normal one later
P0keDAfish: ha

[Testm0nkey]

P0keDAfish: im kidding. except about the dog. trixie actually did have cancer and had to be put down
P0keDAfish: but she was older and had a good life
Kinetiknails: why did you give your dog a whore's name
P0keDAfish: the abusive family that owned her previously loved whores is what i always assumed
Kinetiknails: yes well, that's understandable
P0keDAfish: my little dog i have here, her name is stella. i named her that. want to make fun of her now?
Kinetiknails: i was thinking of getting a rabid pitbull and naming it Kobe
P0keDAfish: hahaha
Kinetiknails: let it run up on all the female dogs
Kinetiknails: plus, it would be a really good basketball player
Kinetiknails: stella?
Kinetiknails: did she get her groove back?
P0keDAfish: oh come on you could have done better than that
Kinetiknails: i could have?
P0keDAfish: you think i watch black people movies?
Kinetiknails: yes
P0keDAfish: you are just trying to be mean now
Kinetiknails: you seem like a queen latifa fan
P0keDAfish: ...
P0keDAfish: you son of a bitch
Kinetiknails: hehehehe
Kinetiknails: did you just snap your fingers at the computer when you typed that?
P0keDAfish: jesus christ stop! its beginning to get scary



im going to keep doing this!

[Testm0nkey]

P0keDAfish: ah man. you were actually funny tonight
Kinetiknails: you say that like i'm not normally funny
P0keDAfish: the asshole persona looks good on you
Kinetiknails: fuck you
P0keDAfish: hahahaha

[Testm0nkey]

P0keDAfish: aw did i make wittle david mad?
P0keDAfish: ok im never doing that again
Kinetiknails: what? baby talking me?
Kinetiknails: i think it's sexy
P0keDAfish: oh god! ok ill write it down so ill never forget. 'DONT DO BABY TALK'
P0keDAfish: haha
Kinetiknails: you have to write it down to not forget?
P0keDAfish: yes. i got kicked in the head by a horse when i was little
Kinetiknails: you mean a whorese
P0keDAfish: man i was about to say that
Kinetiknails: a whore kicked you in the head
P0keDAfish: fuck you
Kinetiknails: dont lie
Kinetiknails: i bet you were about to say that
P0keDAfish: i was
P0keDAfish: my hands were almost at the keyboard
Kinetiknails: now what's this shit about you were "actually" funny tonight
P0keDAfish: and then i saw that you had just said it so i clenched my fists in anger and cursed god
Kinetiknails: that's not cool

[Testm0nkey]

Kinetiknails: that's why he lost his train of thought
Kinetiknails: jesus
Kinetiknails: it's like talking to a monkey on acid
P0keDAfish: hahaha
P0keDAfish: sorry david, when you start talking i kind of just zone out and all i hear is bitch bitch bitch
Kinetiknails: really? because that's all i see
Kinetiknails: hehehehe

[Testm0nkey]

P0keDAfish: i see no movement or hear anything generating from that region in the house
P0keDAfish: though as i was typing i heard what can be construed as a fart
simulatedjared: go investigate
simulatedjared: with your mouth
P0keDAfish: now i hear a "BWEHEHEeeEEHEH"
P0keDAfish: must be amy

this is relevent because we are all members!