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Apr 2 2006, 04:14 PM
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![]() Group: Admin Posts: 3,403 Joined: 23-February 06 From: PDX/TXL Member No.: 35 |
My cousin sent me this. It is a declassified video from a couple of years ago during a training flight. They have just taken off and the bird strikes in the engine. The instructor immediately takes over and climbs out trying to get as much altitude as possible to hopefully land it.
You can hear the computer sytem freaking out going "Gear not down" Click here to watch Jet-vs-Bird -------------------- "There is a level of cowardice lower than that of the conformist: that of the fashionable non-conformist." |
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Apr 2 2006, 04:18 PM
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![]() DEATH TO ....something? Group: Members Posts: 5,618 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Parker, CO Member No.: 55 |
what a stupid fucking bird
-------------------- I r Ur Gawd!
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Apr 2 2006, 06:10 PM
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i'm glad to know we can take out f-16s with birds
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Apr 2 2006, 06:18 PM
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![]() Group: Admin Posts: 3,403 Joined: 23-February 06 From: PDX/TXL Member No.: 35 |
QUOTE (Lancifer @ Apr 2 2006, 06:10 PM) i'm glad to know we can take out f-16s with birds bird strikes are the most common reason for planes crashing... -------------------- "There is a level of cowardice lower than that of the conformist: that of the fashionable non-conformist." |
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Apr 2 2006, 06:19 PM
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![]() Group: Members Posts: 5,275 Joined: 22-February 06 Member No.: 2 |
when i take over the world i'm hiring a cloning company to create a clone army of billions of condors to fly and take out planes
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Apr 3 2006, 12:36 AM
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![]() Group: Moderators Posts: 2,499 Joined: 23-February 06 From: El Paso Texas Member No.: 32 |
i like the:
"OK you ready to go" "I'm ready" shortly followed by EJECT EJECT EJECT -------------------- |
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Apr 5 2006, 02:51 PM
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![]() Retired Funk-bringer Group: Moderators Posts: 2,656 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Dallas Member No.: 14 |
QUOTE (Lancifer @ Apr 2 2006, 06:10 PM) i'm glad to know we can take out f-16s with birds that's nothing, the brand new F-22 can be taken down by a metal pin. http://www.airforcetimes.com/story.php?f=1...925-1639678.php -------------------- WAIT. I'm not finished.
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Apr 5 2006, 02:57 PM
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![]() Group: Admin Posts: 3,403 Joined: 23-February 06 From: PDX/TXL Member No.: 35 |
QUOTE (zetec @ Apr 5 2006, 02:51 PM) that's nothing, the brand new F-22 can be taken down by a metal pin. http://www.airforcetimes.com/story.php?f=1...925-1639678.php Now that's funny! The last line is the greatest... Since there were no instructions in the manual to remove the pin, people didn't do it -------------------- "There is a level of cowardice lower than that of the conformist: that of the fashionable non-conformist." |
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Apr 5 2006, 03:23 PM
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![]() Group: Members Posts: 10,620 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Houston, TX Member No.: 48 |
ouch. the guy who wrote that manual lost his job (or you'd hope he did)
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Apr 6 2006, 12:30 AM
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![]() Group: Moderators Posts: 2,499 Joined: 23-February 06 From: El Paso Texas Member No.: 32 |
QUOTE (impala454 @ Apr 5 2006, 03:23 PM) ouch. the guy who wrote that manual lost his job (or you'd hope he did) no shit you know he's writing his resume...or getting drunk -------------------- |
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