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Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found
hard at work in his cubicle. Bob works independently, without wasting company time talking to colleagues. Bob never thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always finishes given assignments on time. Often, Bob takes extended measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee breaks. Bob is an individual who has absolutely no vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Bob can be classified as a high-caliber employee, the type that cannot be dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Bob be promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be executed as soon as possible. Regards, Project Leader KEEP READING... Shortly thereafter, the HR department received the following memo from the Project Leader: Sorry, but that idiot was reading over my shoulder while I wrote the report sent to you earlier today. Kindly read only the odd numbered lines for my assessment. Regards, Project Leader -------------------- QUOTE (Spectatrix @ Oct 13 2006, 09:51 PM)  Holy shit, pebkac, you're awesome! "Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." - Theodor Seuss Geisel (AKA Dr. Seuss) "An idea that is not dangerous is unworthy of being called an idea at all." - Oscar Wilde |
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Apr 5 2006, 01:15 PM
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Hey check out my 3D studio MAX skizills
 
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Apr 5 2006, 03:50 PM
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Fool Group: Members Posts: 2,127 Joined: 23-February 06 From: LBB Member No.: 56 |
-------------------- Spam? Isn't that something poor people eat?
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Apr 5 2006, 03:57 PM
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 Retired Funk-bringer Group: Moderators Posts: 2,656 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Dallas Member No.: 14 |
QUOTE (Seussninja @ Apr 5 2006, 01:15 PM) Hey check out my 3D studio MAX skizills i think i've been up too long... the clouds are moving 
-------------------- WAIT. I'm not finished.
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Apr 5 2006, 04:05 PM
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Fool Group: Members Posts: 2,127 Joined: 23-February 06 From: LBB Member No.: 56 |
QUOTE (zetec @ Apr 5 2006, 04:57 PM) i think i've been up too long... the clouds are moving Hmm. Yeah, they're going from left to right, yeah? -------------------- Spam? Isn't that something poor people eat?
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Apr 5 2006, 04:07 PM
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 START THE REACTOR! Group: Members Posts: 874 Joined: 23-February 06 Member No.: 52 |
I was at subway today getting sammiches for me and alex.
Well the girl making the sandwich asks me what kind of cheese I want on alex's sandwich so I was like, "Uhh, everyone likes american cheese so I guess ill get that." Well, fast forward to getting cheese on mine, and she askes me again what kinda cheese I want. So I say, "American of course" to which she replies "Everyone loves american cheese right?" and I said "Of course, dont you like american cheese?" and she almost blurted out "I love american cheese." So yeah, I got hit on by the subway chick (the one on slide across from olive garden) She was kinda cute with short natural reddish hair, and a lip ring. Not really my type, though I think greg might have liked her, maybe I should go back to subway and ask her to the party, then pawn her off to greg. -------------------- FUCK YOU
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Apr 5 2006, 04:09 PM
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CHEE CHEE Group: Members Posts: 5,026 Joined: 23-February 06 From: trapped in the hoezone layer Member No.: 39 |
dude how does that make her hitting on you
maybe she just didnt wnat to sound like a terrorist with that cheddar shit and bring me my sandwich -------------------- Little monkeys making money
Naked monkey looking funny Mighty males are strong and free Female monkey, not so lucky Rocking monkeys, funky monkeys Monkeys sticking other monkeys Monkeys wrong or monkeys right Mostly flexing monkey might |
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Apr 5 2006, 04:12 PM
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START THE REACTOR! Group: Members Posts: 874 Joined: 23-February 06 Member No.: 52 |
no, she was truly excited about american cheese, unless things have changed in the past year, the I'm pretty sure she was flirting with me.
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Apr 5 2006, 04:13 PM
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 ROCKPACALYPSE NOW Group: Members Posts: 1,519 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Dallas, TX Member No.: 13 |
That constitutes hitting on you ?
Nigga please -------------------- QUOTE (Lance) now we have some dude from argentina wondering how to fuck dogmeat |
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Apr 5 2006, 04:14 PM
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START THE REACTOR! Group: Members Posts: 874 Joined: 23-February 06 Member No.: 52 |
it was the way she said it, not what she said.
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Apr 5 2006, 04:17 PM
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ROCKPACALYPSE NOW Group: Members Posts: 1,519 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Dallas, TX Member No.: 13 |
Poor lonely dude
-------------------- QUOTE (Lance) now we have some dude from argentina wondering how to fuck dogmeat |
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Apr 5 2006, 04:17 PM
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 Do they ignore parts of reality? Group: Moderators Posts: 2,935 Joined: 23-February 06 From: South Overton!!! Member No.: 46 |
YOU WANT EGGROLL!!!! I GIVE YOU EGGROLL!!!
-------------------- A psychotic world we live in. The madmen are in power. How long have we known this? Faced this? And--how many of us do know it? Perhaps if you know you are insane then you are not insane. Or you are becoming sane, finally. Waking up. I suppose only a few are aware of all this. Isolated persons here and there. But the broad masses... what do they think? All these hundreds of thousands in this city, here. Do they imagine that they live in a sane world? Or do they guess, glimpse, the truth...?
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Apr 5 2006, 04:18 PM
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 Eric The Sexy Group: Moderators Posts: 831 Joined: 23-February 06 Member No.: 30 |
be careful you don't step in the bullshit
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Apr 5 2006, 04:22 PM
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CHEE CHEE Group: Members Posts: 5,026 Joined: 23-February 06 From: trapped in the hoezone layer Member No.: 39 |
AHHHHHH i got burning baby all over my hands. and everyone knows burning baby is really hard to get off
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Apr 5 2006, 04:22 PM
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  Group: Agents Posts: 4,026 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lu-bok Member No.: 41 |
this one time a chick stared at me for a few minutes. does that mean she was hitting on me?
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