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Aug 17 2009, 12:05 PM
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![]() Group: Moderators Posts: 2,558 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Seoul, South Korea Member No.: 28 |
QUOTE Connecting to server..
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: asl yo Stranger: "A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!" but, girl caliiiiii 16. You: yeah i know but oh well You: ummm im 17 f from korea You: soooo my english isnt perfect sorry Stranger: its okay lol You: i just want to make english friends You: where are you from Stranger: california You: wow coool You: ive always heard of that place Stranger:let's talk on aim You: what is aim? Stranger: its like msn but different You: aim is like shoot? You: im not understand really Stranger: aimis like MSN. You: i dont understand california accent You: too difficult Stranger: there isnt an accent thru a comp Your conversational partner has disconnected. -------------------- ![]() |
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Aug 17 2009, 01:59 PM
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Group: Admin Posts: 6,906 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Austin Member No.: 9 |
QUOTE Stranger: Looking for a girl to show me herself on Webcam on MSN
You: omg wtf bbq! lol! Stranger: ur girl? You: mebbe Stranger: fuck Stranger: m/ f You: F, but I'm betting there are better places to troll for camgirls. Stranger: u have pic ? You: nope, married anyway. too bad so sad! You have disconnected. -------------------- |
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Aug 17 2009, 08:23 PM
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![]() Group: Members Posts: 10,620 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Houston, TX Member No.: 48 |
QUOTE Stranger: so
Stranger: i love you. You: that's great You: what do you love about me? Stranger: aint it though Stranger: i love how mysterious you are Stranger: i love the color red, which i associate with you for some inexplicable reason You: strange, because in my window you're the color red You: maybe it is yourself that you love so much Stranger: deeeeeeep |
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Aug 17 2009, 10:33 PM
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![]() Group: Members Posts: 10,620 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Houston, TX Member No.: 48 |
QUOTE Stranger: YO BROSEF
Stranger: HOW BIG IS YOUR PENIS? You: wussup You: it's tiny Stranger: LIKE HOW BIG? You: like pinkie finger sized Stranger: HARD? You: is that hot? Stranger: NO IM STRAIGHT You: nah not at the moment Stranger: IM JUST WONDERING You: i see You: a straight guy? Stranger: YEAH You: curious about stranger's penis size though eh... Stranger: TO COMPARE BROSEF Stranger: NOTHING GAY ABOUT THAT You: ahh ok Stranger: YOU DIG? You: i gotcha Stranger: NICE Stranger: SO ITS LIKE PINKY SIZED HUH? Stranger: THATS SLIGHTLY BIGGER THAN MINE You: oh yeah something like that You: well good to know Stranger: YEAH Stranger: YOU GOT A HUGE COCK BRO Stranger: KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK You: awesome, thanks! Stranger: YOU'RE WELCOME Stranger: CIAO NIGGA You: needed that confidence booster You: later brother |
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Aug 19 2009, 10:20 PM
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![]() Group: Moderators Posts: 2,558 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Seoul, South Korea Member No.: 28 |
first started only using Starcraft cheat codes. i didnt expect him to stay there so long, so i had to continue with quotes from the game!
QUOTE Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: Hello~ You: ophelia Stranger: I don Stranger: I don't understand. You: foor for thought You: war aint what it used to be Stranger: I'm lost >.< You: hmm You: breathe deep You: there is no cow level Stranger: I don't understand. Stranger: What cow level? You: whats mine is mine You: something for nothing Stranger: Are you from HC? You: show me the money Stranger: *Hands over one US $* Stranger: But seriously, are you from HC? Stranger: Halo Crusades You: noglues Stranger: Ah, well. You: modify the phase variance Stranger: ...? You: power overwhelming You: game over man Stranger: O_O Stranger: NOOO!!! Stranger: It's never over! You: ophelia You: radio free zerg Stranger: You lost me again. You: hmm You: staying alive Stranger: You are confusing, you know that? You: black sheep wall You: operation cwal Stranger: I think I'm gonna disconnect now... Stranger: Had fun talking with you when you made sense! You: medieval man You: the gathering Stranger: What gathering? Stranger: The reunion? You: terran# Stranger: You know of the reunion?!? Stranger: How did you learn...? You: ophelia Stranger: You never showed any of the signs... You: modify the phase variance Stranger: By "ophelia" do you mean the Ophelia from Hamlet? You: roger that Stranger: Hurray! I made some kind of sense from what you say! Stranger: Is everything you say a quote? You: scv ready to go sir! Stranger: I think... I think they are all quotes... You: got a light? Stranger: No, sorry. Stranger: Don't smoke. You: nuclear launch detected Stranger: That wasn't the light you wanted! You: Somebody call for an exterminator? Stranger: OK, that's from Ghostbusters. Stranger: And probly a bunch of other stuff... You: Oh, is that it? Stranger: Umm... You still talking in quotes? Stranger: Or are you talking to me now? You: Base is under attack Stranger: Still quotes. You: We require more vespene gas. Stranger: Is it your base, or an enemy? You: Confirmed Stranger: Are you on or more of the following: Drunk, high, delusional or insane You: Jacked up and good to go Stranger: Where are these quotes from!?! You: You got my attention Stranger: Grr... You: Are you trying to get invited to my barbecue? Stranger: *Bites off the strangers hand* Stranger: lol at that one You: I can't build there You: I'm locked in here tighter than a frog's butt in a watermelon seed fight. Stranger: *chops off Stranger's other hand* You: Blucher! Stranger: *Burns off Stranger's foot* You: not enough minerals. You: Prepared to die! You: Sacrifice me! You: I am zerg! Stranger: Woohoo! That's the first time I have been given permission to sacrifice someone. Stranger: *Begins chanting spells from an ancient tome* You: for aiyre! Stranger: See ya Your conversational partner has disconnected. -------------------- ![]() |
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