 i'm bored so i wrote a country song ... |
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 Apr 4 2006, 10:31 AM
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 DEATH TO ....something? Group: Members Posts: 5,618 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Parker, CO Member No.: 55  |
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell.....!!!!!
I'm a goin' down to Vegas, gonna get myself a WHORE! I'm a a goin' down to Vegas, though the price is always more! Yeah I'm goin' down to Vegas, gonna have myself some fun! Fuckin' till the cows come home, fuckin' all night long! So I'm drivin' down here in Vegas, and I'm lookin' for a WHORE! I'm down here cruisin' round in Vegas, and I see sluts galore! So I'm a walking down in Vegas, and with my big ol' Stetson hat! When low and behold what do I see? A whore in a see-thru pair of chaps! So I mosey on over that way, and I I'm a chattin' with this WHORE! So I mosey on over this way, and I'm through her bedroom door! So I mosey on in closer, and I make my fuck stick hard! I poke her in the pussy, and then I give her my business card! So I'm high rollin' down in Vegas, already fucked me one slutty whore! So I'm rollin' down here in Vegas, when somebody stole my car! So I ain't got no way a gettin home, I'm shit outta luck! Well that's all fine and good, cuz I'm such a fucking slut! I'll SUCK DICK FOR A RIDE HOME!!!! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HAW!!!!!!!!!! -------------------- I r Ur Gawd!
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Apr 4 2006, 11:24 AM
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DEATH TO ....something? Group: Members Posts: 5,618 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Parker, CO Member No.: 55 |
wtf man. none of you like my country song? man you all are such a bunch or sorority bitches! GAH!
-------------------- I r Ur Gawd!
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Apr 4 2006, 11:28 AM
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 FFFFFFFUCKKKKKKKKKKKK Group: Members Posts: 1,673 Joined: 22-February 06 Member No.: 11 |
Hulldfrabadabadoobachaganoo hubbrabladibaBEST BOOTS OWN
hulladrabadabadoobachaganoo bubbrabladbiaCOUNTY JAIL hurbadebafrabaWIFE DUN LEFT ME frabadibadooba do BEST BEWTS OWNNNNNNNNNNNNNN |
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Apr 4 2006, 12:21 PM
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 GORILLA FLUFFER  Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50 |
QUOTE (Seussninja @ Apr 4 2006, 11:28 AM) Hulldfrabadabadoobachaganoo hubbrabladibaBEST BOOTS OWN hulladrabadabadoobachaganoo bubbrabladbiaCOUNTY JAIL hurbadebafrabaWIFE DUN LEFT ME frabadibadooba do BEST BEWTS OWNNNNNNNNNNNNNN you left out a reference to your dog dying --------------------  QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM)  but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded. Licking anuses, one kindergarten class at a time!! |
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Apr 4 2006, 12:35 PM
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DEATH TO ....something? Group: Members Posts: 5,618 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Parker, CO Member No.: 55 |
god dammit. you all were supposed to tell me that because I'm famous now I can have multiple careers like all the rest of the young famous people have tehse days. Like...ya know....internet porno freak / country singer / ventrilloquist dummy....dammit....
-------------------- I r Ur Gawd!
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Apr 4 2006, 12:39 PM
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CHEE CHEE Group: Members Posts: 5,026 Joined: 23-February 06 From: trapped in the hoezone layer Member No.: 39 |
instant hit!
-------------------- Little monkeys making money
Naked monkey looking funny Mighty males are strong and free Female monkey, not so lucky Rocking monkeys, funky monkeys Monkeys sticking other monkeys Monkeys wrong or monkeys right Mostly flexing monkey might |
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Apr 4 2006, 01:08 PM
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GORILLA FLUFFER Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50 |
QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Apr 4 2006, 12:35 PM) god dammit. you all were supposed to tell me that because I'm famous now I can have multiple careers like all the rest of the young famous people have tehse days. Like...ya know....internet porno freak / country singer / ventrilloquist dummy....dammit.... combine the sleazy fetish fisting porn and ventriloquism INSTANT INTERNET HIT -------------------- QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM) but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded. Licking anuses, one kindergarten class at a time!! |
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Apr 4 2006, 01:21 PM
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I was raised on the dairy, BITCH! Group: Members Posts: 3,080 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Cedar Park Member No.: 49 |
you need to make a numa numa video now
-------------------- "Ah, y'know it's funny, these people they go to sleep, they think everything's fine, everything's good. They wake up the next day and they're on fire."
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Apr 4 2006, 01:28 PM
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GORILLA FLUFFER Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50 |
QUOTE (pysex @ Apr 4 2006, 01:21 PM) you need to make a numa numa video now i have 4 different versions of that song  NUMA NUMA DANCE! Ma-ia-hii Ma-ia-huu Ma-ia-hoo Ma-ia-haa Alo Salut sunt eu un haiduc Si te rog iubirea mea primeste fericirea. Alo alo sunt eu Picasso Ti-am dat beep si sunt voinic Dar sa stii nu-ti cer nimic. x5 Chorus x2 Vrei sa pleci dar nu ma nu ma iei Nu ma nu ma iei nu ma nu ma nu ma iei. Chipul tau si dragostea din tei Mi-amintesc de ochii tai. Te sun sa-ti spun ce simt acum Alo iubirea mea sunt eu fericirea. Alo alo sunt iarasi eu Picasso Ti-am dat beep si sunt voinic Dar sa stii nu-ti cer nimic. Chorus x2 Ma-ia-hii Ma-ia-huu Ma-ia-hoo Ma-ia-haa x4 Chorus x2 -------------------- QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM) but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded. Licking anuses, one kindergarten class at a time!! |
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Apr 4 2006, 11:37 PM
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 Group: Moderators Posts: 2,499 Joined: 23-February 06 From: El Paso Texas Member No.: 32 |
the next american idol
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Apr 5 2006, 02:16 AM
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 Group: Moderators Posts: 572 Joined: 23-February 06 Member No.: 33 |
well i went down to the grundy county auction
where i saw something i just had to have. my mind told me i should proceed with caution, but my heart said, "go ahead and make a bid on that!" and i said, hey, pretty lady, won’t you give me a sign i'd give anything to make you mine, all mine i'll do your bidding and be at your beckon call yeah, i never seen anyone looking so fine man, i gotta have her, she's a one-of-a-kind i'm going once, going twice, i'm sold to the lady in the second row she's an eight, she's a nine, she's a ten, I know she's got ruby red lips, blonde hair, blue eyes and i'm about to bid my heart good-bye! well, the auctioneer was going about a mile a minute he was taking bids and calling them out loud and i guess i was really getting in it because i just shouted out above the crowd! and i said, hey, pretty lady, won't you give me a sign i'd give anything to make you mine, all mine i'll do your bidding and be at your beckon call yeah, i never seen anyone lookin' so fine man, i gotta have her, she's a one-of-a-kind i'm going once, going twice, i'm sold to the lady in the long black dress well she won my heart it was no contest with her ruby red lips, blonde hair, blue eyes well i'm about to bid my heart good-bye! yeah, we found love on the auction block and i hauled her heart away now we still love to laugh about the way we met that day when i said, hey, pretty lady, won't you give me a sign i'd give anything to make you mine all mine i'll do your bidding and be at your beckon call yeah, i never seen anyone looking so fine man, i gotta have her, she's a one-of-a-kind i'm going once, going twice, i'm sold to the lady in the second row she's an eight, she's a nine, she's a ten, i know she's got ruby red lips, blond hair blue eyes |
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Apr 5 2006, 05:48 AM
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 ROCKPACALYPSE NOW Group: Members Posts: 1,519 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Dallas, TX Member No.: 13 |
I now love Country MUSIC
-------------------- QUOTE (Lance) now we have some dude from argentina wondering how to fuck dogmeat |
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Apr 5 2006, 06:12 AM
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 New son Donovan Charles Mummert born July 17, 2008 Group: Members Posts: 8,635 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Port Wentworth, GA Member No.: 15 |
QUOTE (TetraGrammaton Cleric @ Apr 5 2006, 03:16 AM) well i went down to the grundy county auction where i saw something i just had to have. my mind told me i should proceed with caution, but my heart said, "go ahead and make a bid on that!" and i said, hey, pretty lady, won’t you give me a sign i'd give anything to make you mine, all mine i'll do your bidding and be at your beckon call yeah, i never seen anyone looking so fine man, i gotta have her, she's a one-of-a-kind i'm going once, going twice, i'm sold to the lady in the second row she's an eight, she's a nine, she's a ten, I know she's got ruby red lips, blonde hair, blue eyes and i'm about to bid my heart good-bye! well, the auctioneer was going about a mile a minute he was taking bids and calling them out loud and i guess i was really getting in it because i just shouted out above the crowd! and i said, hey, pretty lady, won't you give me a sign i'd give anything to make you mine, all mine i'll do your bidding and be at your beckon call yeah, i never seen anyone lookin' so fine man, i gotta have her, she's a one-of-a-kind i'm going once, going twice, i'm sold to the lady in the long black dress well she won my heart it was no contest with her ruby red lips, blonde hair, blue eyes well i'm about to bid my heart good-bye! yeah, we found love on the auction block and i hauled her heart away now we still love to laugh about the way we met that day when i said, hey, pretty lady, won't you give me a sign i'd give anything to make you mine all mine i'll do your bidding and be at your beckon call yeah, i never seen anyone looking so fine man, i gotta have her, she's a one-of-a-kind i'm going once, going twice, i'm sold to the lady in the second row she's an eight, she's a nine, she's a ten, i know she's got ruby red lips, blond hair blue eyes this used to be my favorite song when I was like 10 years old. I had a crush on John Michael Montegomery |
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