 Swine Flu Apocalypse |
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 Apr 26 2009, 11:18 AM
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I was raised on the dairy, BITCH! Group: Members Posts: 3,080 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Cedar Park Member No.: 49  |
Get Ready.
Buy your nano filter face masks. Buy rice, water, canned goods. Get yourselves ready because the hidden enemies have released our doom. You laughed when we said our time is ending. You laughed when we said Obama would be the messiah of death. The Swine Flu has been predicted to eliminate 80% of the population. The influenza vaccine stores that the U.S. has stockpiled is just enough to cure law enforcement and the elite. Martial law will be activated once the panic begins. There is no cure. There is no prevention. I wish you all the best and pray that God brings a swift end to our suffering. -------------------- "Ah, y'know it's funny, these people they go to sleep, they think everything's fine, everything's good. They wake up the next day and they're on fire."
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Apr 26 2009, 11:26 AM
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Group: Admin Posts: 6,906 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Austin Member No.: 9 |
Somebody in Mexico fucked a pig.
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Apr 26 2009, 12:10 PM
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 Group: Members Posts: 1,302 Joined: 20-February 07 Member No.: 721 |
All flu comes from pigs mutating bird flus so that humans can catch it...
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Apr 26 2009, 12:24 PM
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Group: Admin Posts: 6,906 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Austin Member No.: 9 |
I prefer my explanation.
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Apr 26 2009, 01:29 PM
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 Group: Members Posts: 10,620 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Houston, TX Member No.: 48 |
Aren't they saying the cases in the US so far arent even life threatening? Just like a normal old flu?
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Apr 26 2009, 04:28 PM
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 GORILLA FLUFFER  Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50 |
QUOTE (Watchman @ Apr 26 2009, 01:15 PM)  Another Solis is sick with flu symptoms! Manuel Camacho Solís, a Mexican politician who is the former regent of Mexico city, attended a reception dinner with Obama. Here's an article, but it's in Spanish: http://www.milenio.com/node/204779 Two sick Solis guys that met Obama, wtf? you realise you're talking about the one race ont he earth that breeds like fucking rabbits, but gives their children the most generic names ever. "hey guys! did you hear that Martinez is in jail?" "which one" i am dead serious when i say that i have about 30 juan martinez jr's on bond, and most of them are the same age. --------------------  QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM) but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded. Licking anuses, one kindergarten class at a time!! |
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Apr 26 2009, 08:34 PM
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 Group: Members Posts: 706 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Lubbock, TX Member No.: 20 |
I wonder if this will cause bacon prices to plummet.
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Apr 26 2009, 08:44 PM
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I was raised on the dairy, BITCH! Group: Members Posts: 3,080 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Cedar Park Member No.: 49 |
QUOTE (impala454 @ Apr 26 2009, 02:29 PM) Aren't they saying the cases in the US so far arent even life threatening? Just like a normal old flu? anyone with a weakened immune system or young people with a healthy immune system (the body kills itself) -------------------- "Ah, y'know it's funny, these people they go to sleep, they think everything's fine, everything's good. They wake up the next day and they're on fire."
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Apr 26 2009, 09:17 PM
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Group: Members Posts: 10,620 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Houston, TX Member No.: 48 |
QUOTE (dauss @ Apr 26 2009, 09:34 PM) I wonder if this will cause bacon prices to plummet. sweet bacon rules |
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Apr 27 2009, 02:22 PM
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 Group: Members Posts: 926 Joined: 2-May 07 Member No.: 1,015 |
You can track the outbreak on google maps!
Hah, fuckers -- Germany = 0 reported cases. You think in a country where everyone eats a whole pig every three days, the pig population would exact revenge on them! This whole story makes me lolz. Everyone seems to be over reacting (I reserve the right to take back this statement when half of the world's population has died). --------------------  |
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Apr 27 2009, 02:28 PM
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 Group: Moderators Posts: 2,499 Joined: 23-February 06 From: El Paso Texas Member No.: 32 |
it's natures way of getting rid of excess mexicans
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Apr 27 2009, 02:54 PM
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 Why so serious? Group: Global Moderators Posts: 5,286 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Fate, TX Member No.: 4 |
It's goddamn media sensationalism.
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Apr 27 2009, 04:51 PM
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Group: Members Posts: 706 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Lubbock, TX Member No.: 20 |
Smithfield Foods is down 12.4% and Tyson Foods is down 8.87% today.
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Apr 27 2009, 06:11 PM
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Group: Members Posts: 10,620 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Houston, TX Member No.: 48 |
I seriously doubt it's due to the news. lean hogs & pork bellies are down about 3-4%. nothing to write home about really.
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Apr 27 2009, 06:34 PM
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GORILLA FLUFFER Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50 |
my father works as a USDA health inspector at that meat packing plant in plainview. he used to tell us all the time that "humans have sanitized themselves to the brink of extinction" meaning that we remove so many forms of sickness from contact with ourselves that we no longer have the immunities to them that we once did. he has some more complicated views on other similar subjects, but bottom line is that he knows that 3 generations ago humans ate meat that would be thrown away by modern standards, without any problems or sickness at all.
doesn't really apply too much to the story at hand, just thought it was interesting -------------------- QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM) but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded. Licking anuses, one kindergarten class at a time!! |
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