 Is writing tickets the ONLY thing cops care about? |
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 Mar 18 2009, 11:04 PM
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 Oh baby bring me down  Group: Agents Posts: 4,115 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Way out yonder Member No.: 68  |
QUOTE (HMWH @ Mar 16 2009, 09:21 PM)  I want to hear this story I went to a party with my friend, the party was busted when we got there. So I had a beer and seven jello shots. Three hours later I got pulled over for taking a wide right turn. I was mortified, because I didn't feel any alcohol in my system, but did have 7 jello shots and a beer 3 hours prior. I never thought so highly of failed jello shots in my life. -------------------- Southern Rock, beer and bears!
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Mar 19 2009, 11:25 AM
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QUOTE (chook @ Mar 19 2009, 12:04 AM) I went to a party with my friend, the party was busted when we got there. So I had a beer and seven jello shots. Three hours later I got pulled over for taking a wide right turn. I was mortified, because I didn't feel any alcohol in my system, but did have 7 jello shots and a beer 3 hours prior. I never thought so highly of failed jello shots in my life. I got pulled over a few weeks ago for driving erratically at 2:30 in the morning. I was covering for my friend who was in front of me driving drunk off his ass. I was completely sober but it took a good 20 minutes getting every sobriety test in the book, and they took me down to the station to take a goddamned breathalyzer test. I didn't get home till after four. But my friend got home without getting pulled over, which is exactly what I was trying to accomplish --------------------   |
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Mar 19 2009, 11:48 AM
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Group: Admin Posts: 6,906 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Austin Member No.: 9 |
QUOTE (Oasis @ Mar 19 2009, 11:25 AM) I got pulled over a few weeks ago for driving erratically at 2:30 in the morning. I was covering for my friend who was in front of me driving drunk off his ass. I was completely sober but it took a good 20 minutes getting every sobriety test in the book, and they took me down to the station to take a goddamned breathalyzer test. I didn't get home till after four. But my friend got home without getting pulled over, which is exactly what I was trying to accomplish What the hell, you let a friend drive drunk? Good going, dipshit. Next time rather than covering for him, why don't you just drive him home yourself? -------------------- |
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Mar 19 2009, 11:54 AM
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Group: Members Posts: 2,329 Joined: 20-June 07 Member No.: 1,243 |
QUOTE (Spectatrix @ Mar 19 2009, 12:48 PM) What the hell, you let a friend drive drunk? Good going, dipshit. Next time rather than covering for him, why don't you just drive him home yourself? Why the hell do you think I didn't drink anything? I had five people crammed in to my car to prevent anyone from driving drunk. But of course there's one dipshit who thinks he's sober enough to drive and doesn't want to leave his POS ten year old sedan at a local bar. -------------------- |
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Mar 19 2009, 11:57 AM
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Group: Admin Posts: 6,906 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Austin Member No.: 9 |
Then let him get pulled over next time. Covering for him doesn't teach the idiot anything.
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Mar 19 2009, 01:53 PM
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 Why so serious? Group: Global Moderators Posts: 5,286 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Fate, TX Member No.: 4 |
QUOTE (Spectatrix @ Mar 19 2009, 12:48 PM) What the hell, you let a friend drive drunk? Good going, dipshit. Next time rather than covering for him, why don't you just drive him home yourself? I second this. Here's what a drunk driver did here in Lubbock a couple nights ago: http://everythinglubbock.com/content/video...1&cid=29512 Will: next time just take your fuck-head "friend's" keys away from him and call a cab. -------------------- |
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Mar 19 2009, 11:54 PM
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 GORILLA FLUFFER Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50 |
agreed. i am lazy and don't wanna post her jail card. but it's on the public information jail roster
--------------------  QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM) but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded. Licking anuses, one kindergarten class at a time!! |
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Mar 20 2009, 05:20 AM
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Why so serious? Group: Global Moderators Posts: 5,286 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Fate, TX Member No.: 4 |
QUOTE (FORSAKENR320 @ Mar 20 2009, 12:54 AM) agreed. i am lazy and don't wanna post her jail card. but it's on the public information jail roster I assume there's no chance in hell she'll be bailed out, right?... -------------------- |
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Mar 20 2009, 05:54 PM
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GORILLA FLUFFER Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50 |
QUOTE (Psykopath @ Mar 20 2009, 06:20 AM) I assume there's no chance in hell she'll be bailed out, right?... boss's quote is $18,015 + 2 cosigners + $90,000 in collateral. no vehicle titles -------------------- QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM) but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded. Licking anuses, one kindergarten class at a time!! |
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Mar 20 2009, 06:34 PM
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Why so serious? Group: Global Moderators Posts: 5,286 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Fate, TX Member No.: 4 |
QUOTE (FORSAKENR320 @ Mar 20 2009, 06:54 PM) boss's quote is $18,015 + 2 cosigners + $90,000 in collateral. no vehicle titles Good. Bitch needs to rot. Seen the dash cam video of her hitting them yet? She was going at least 50 straight through the red light. -------------------- |
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Mar 21 2009, 12:48 PM
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Group: Members Posts: 2,329 Joined: 20-June 07 Member No.: 1,243 |
Some drunk dipshit crashed through my friend's fence last night at like 2:30
Unfortunately for said dipshit, the fence was a nine foot high, one foot thick brick fence. He's now dead. Luckily, the fence was strong enough to prevent his truck from running through my friend's house and killing his 9 month old child. -------------------- |
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Mar 21 2009, 03:23 PM
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 New son Donovan Charles Mummert born July 17, 2008 Group: Members Posts: 8,635 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Port Wentworth, GA Member No.: 15 |
QUOTE (Oasis @ Mar 21 2009, 12:48 PM) Some drunk dipshit crashed through my friend's fence last night at like 2:30 Unfortunately for said dipshit, the fence was a nine foot high, one foot thick brick fence. He's now dead. Luckily, the fence was strong enough to prevent his truck from running through my friend's house and killing his 9 month old child.  Maybe he should have had someone driving behind him who was sober but pretending to me drunk. Then maybe he wouldn't have hit that fence. Too bad he didn't have a friend like you. Maybe he would still be alive.
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Mar 21 2009, 03:27 PM
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 Group: Members Posts: 706 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Lubbock, TX Member No.: 20 |
QUOTE (Oasis @ Mar 21 2009, 12:48 PM) Some drunk dipshit crashed through my friend's fence last night at like 2:30 pics? -------------------- Beers that I have had, updated July 5th, 2009: 1,548
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Mar 21 2009, 05:27 PM
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Why so serious? Group: Global Moderators Posts: 5,286 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Fate, TX Member No.: 4 |
QUOTE (Mommy @ Mar 21 2009, 04:23 PM) Maybe he should have had someone driving behind him who was sober but pretending to me drunk. Then maybe he wouldn't have hit that fence. Too bad he didn't have a friend like you. Maybe he would still be alive....I lol'd (because I was sadly thinking of posting the same statement) I'm an asshole. =) --- That being said, I'm glad your friends child is ok. -------------------- |
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Mar 21 2009, 06:43 PM
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Group: Members Posts: 2,329 Joined: 20-June 07 Member No.: 1,243 |
QUOTE (dauss @ Mar 21 2009, 04:27 PM) pics? 
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