CORRUPT A WISH GAME Options

[FORSAKENR320]

granted, but you end up trading it in the apocalypse for a bubble machine full of those sticky arm stretchy things

i wish this week were over

granted. you skip through time one week from today, you read the newspapers and it shows you having the best week of your entire life, you just can't remember it.

i wish that zach was fat

[RitalinJunkie]

granted. you skip through time one week from today, you read the newspapers and it shows you having the best week of your entire life, you just can't remember it.

i wish that zach was fat

granted, but your fetish for fucking a fat guy falls thru as he turns you down for chuck

i wish people would actually raise their children rather than fuck, then leave their hellspawn with an incompotent grandma

[FORSAKENR320]

granted, but your fetish for fucking a fat guy falls thru as he turns you down for chuck

i wish people would actually raise their children rather than fuck, then leave their hellspawn with an incompotent grandma

granted. most mothers can now military press 200lbs because of raising their children about their heads.

i wish that jesus would come back, so we could ask him "what the fuck?"

[RitalinJunkie]

granted. most mothers can now military press 200lbs because of raising their children about their heads.

i wish that jesus would come back, so we could ask him "what the fuck?"

granted....
he returns the question...pointing to the nail holes in his hands....which actually makes the bitchslap he gives you more aerodynamic.....he slaps you into good health at least


i wish that i had the job I want

[FORSAKENR320]

granted....
he returns the question...pointing to the nail holes in his hands....which actually makes the bitchslap he gives you more aerodynamic.....he slaps you into good health at least


i wish that i had the job I want

granted, but you are fired shortly after it's discovered your snowcones have an unusually excessive semen content.

i wish that jessica wasn't a slut.

[chook]

granted, but you are fired shortly after it's discovered your snowcones have an unusually excessive semen content.

i wish that jessica wasn't a slut.

Granted, but you cause dogmeat to commit suicide because of his loss.

I wish I was in Dallas or anywhere in Texas next week.

[FORSAKENR320]

Granted, but you cause dogmeat to commit suicide because of his loss.

I wish I was in Dallas or anywhere in Texas next week.

granted, you are here in lubbock, and you join us for d&d. sadly, after you return home you find out from a friend that 3 really hot asian chicks wanted you to be a judge on which one of them could fuck the best.

i wish that i could be the judge on which of 3 hot asian chicks fuck the best....

[RitalinJunkie]

granted, you are here in lubbock, and you join us for d&d. sadly, after you return home you find out from a friend that 3 really hot asian chicks wanted you to be a judge on which one of them could fuck the best.

i wish that i could be the judge on which of 3 hot asian chicks fuck the best....

granted....have fun with the Ghona-syphi-herpilAIDs

i wish that i could get drunk and build a great musical instrument like ghastly (without the whole being gay part)

[FORSAKENR320]

granted....have fun with the Ghona-syphi-herpilAIDs

i wish that i could get drunk and build a great musical instrument like ghastly (without the whole being gay part)

granted, you only get most of the being gay part


i wish that i could tie a puppy in a knot

[RitalinJunkie]

granted, you only get most of the being gay part


i wish that i could tie a puppy in a knot

granted, but your dream of puppy shoelaces is a little derailed by the fact that the puppy eats your shoes.

i would like some pie right now

[moebary]

granted, but your dream of puppy shoelaces is a little derailed by the fact that the puppy eats your shoes.

i would like some pie right now

granted, you get her pie

i wish for a great job when i'm done my master's

[RitalinJunkie]

granted, you get her pie

i wish for a great job when i'm done my master's

granted...you do well as the bottom in a BDSM relationship and your skill at licking semen off a boot gets you promoted to the job of your dreams..

i wish that my truck had a badass sound system

[Spectatrix]

granted...you do well as the bottom in a BDSM relationship and your skill at licking semen off a boot gets you promoted to the job of your dreams..

i wish that my truck had a badass sound system

Granted, but you go deaf in both ears before the installation is finished.

I wish I'd brought a bit more for lunch.

[RitalinJunkie]

Granted, but you go deaf in both ears before the installation is finished.

I wish I'd brought a bit more for lunch.

granted, but you stay hungry since it isnt much more than a byte

i wish i were drunk right now

[FORSAKENR320]

granted, but you stay hungry since it isnt much more than a byte

i wish i were drunk right now

granted, you're transformed into a sorority slut, and your new life of bar hopping, sleeping with proffessors for grades, and getting banged like a snare drum everynight by popped collar frat guys leaves you with emotional trama that you take out on your bastard children whom you're lucky enough to have narrowed down the father to 1 of 5 guys, too bad you can't remember their names.

i wish that my food was finished cooking