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| CORRUPT A WISH GAME |
 Dec 9 2008, 08:11 PM
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 GORILLA FLUFFER  Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50  |
ever played this? someone wishes for something, then the person who posts after them must grant the wish, but find a way to corrupt it. then, that person must also wisht for something.
example:: squiggy:: i wish i had a million bucks QUOTE squiggy:: i wish i had a million bucks earl:: granted, you now have a million deer fighting in your living room. earl:: i wish i didn't have to go to work. ********************************************************* i start i wish that zach would stop flirting with lance --------------------  QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM)  but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded. Licking anuses, one kindergarten class at a time!! |
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Dec 9 2008, 08:13 PM
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Group: Admin Posts: 6,906 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Austin Member No.: 9 |
granted, due to zach's inattention, lance starts flirting with you
i wish that work was less boring -------------------- |
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Dec 9 2008, 08:17 PM
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GORILLA FLUFFER Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50 |
QUOTE (Spectatrix @ Dec 9 2008, 08:13 PM) granted, due to zach's inattention, lance starts flirting with you i wish that work was less boring granted. your underwear develop a strange habit of bursting into flames, and for everyone but you, it makes for a very eventful work enviroment i wish that my back wasn't covered in bruises -------------------- QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM) but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded. Licking anuses, one kindergarten class at a time!! |
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Dec 9 2008, 08:30 PM
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 Do they ignore parts of reality? Group: Moderators Posts: 2,935 Joined: 23-February 06 From: South Overton!!! Member No.: 46 |
Granted. But the bruises have been replaced by oozing puss filled boils the size of baseballs...
I wish my house was clean... -------------------- A psychotic world we live in. The madmen are in power. How long have we known this? Faced this? And--how many of us do know it? Perhaps if you know you are insane then you are not insane. Or you are becoming sane, finally. Waking up. I suppose only a few are aware of all this. Isolated persons here and there. But the broad masses... what do they think? All these hundreds of thousands in this city, here. Do they imagine that they live in a sane world? Or do they guess, glimpse, the truth...?
-Philip K. Dick |
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Dec 9 2008, 08:39 PM
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GORILLA FLUFFER Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50 |
QUOTE (The Fanatic @ Dec 9 2008, 08:30 PM) Granted. But the bruises have been replaced by oozing puss filled boils the size of baseballs... I wish my house was clean... granted, the repo men do an excellent job of removing everything from your house, even the trash. i wish i had a cheeseburger -------------------- QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM) but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded. Licking anuses, one kindergarten class at a time!! |
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Dec 9 2008, 08:45 PM
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Group: Members Posts: 756 Joined: 22-February 06 From: san marcos, tx Member No.: 27 |
i have granted you a cheese burger and you suddenly find yourself at good burger and being eaten by a fat black guy
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Dec 9 2008, 08:45 PM
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Group: Members Posts: 756 Joined: 22-February 06 From: san marcos, tx Member No.: 27 |
i wish for batteries!
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Dec 9 2008, 08:47 PM
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GORILLA FLUFFER Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50 |
QUOTE (Epic @ Dec 9 2008, 08:45 PM) i wish for batteries! granted. you get a life time supply of batteries for your 18" black vibrating dildo. i wish i was at home -------------------- QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM) but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded. Licking anuses, one kindergarten class at a time!! |
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Dec 9 2008, 09:21 PM
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GORILLA FLUFFER Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50 |
QUOTE (Watchman @ Dec 9 2008, 09:06 PM) granted. but your home is a cardboard box on the bad side of lubbock i wish i had superpowers like on heroes granted your special power is the ability to light your farts at enemies with incredible accuracy. you are shunned shortly after proving yourself. i wish that i had a milkshake -------------------- QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM) but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded. Licking anuses, one kindergarten class at a time!! |
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Dec 9 2008, 09:36 PM
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GORILLA FLUFFER Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50 |
QUOTE (Watchman @ Dec 9 2008, 09:29 PM) granted. you're now graced with a vision of dogmeat's milkshake within your head every 30 minutes i wish i wasn't still at work granted. you develop Parkinson's disease, and now you are twitchy at work i wish i wasn't almost finished reading my book -------------------- QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM) but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded. Licking anuses, one kindergarten class at a time!! |
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Dec 9 2008, 09:45 PM
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 Group: Members Posts: 1,302 Joined: 20-February 07 Member No.: 721 |
QUOTE (FORSAKENR320 @ Dec 9 2008, 09:36 PM) granted. you develop Parkinson's disease, and now you are twitchy at work i wish i wasn't almost finished reading my book Granted, you are now blind and your finger tips fall off (brail) ... so now you can never finish reading... anything I wish it was still warm (outside) -------------------- |
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Dec 9 2008, 09:51 PM
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GORILLA FLUFFER Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50 |
QUOTE (THECHICKEN @ Dec 9 2008, 09:45 PM) Granted, you are now blind and your finger tips fall off (brail) ... so now you can never finish reading... anything I wish it was still warm (outside) granted. an arsonist practices his craft on your household while you are inside. i wish that i could punch obama and not suffer any reprocussions -------------------- QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM) but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded. Licking anuses, one kindergarten class at a time!! |
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Dec 10 2008, 12:57 AM
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 Oh baby bring me down Group: Agents Posts: 4,115 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Way out yonder Member No.: 68 |
Granted, but Hillary sees you initiative and falls in love with you.
I wish my Hair Transplant would come in. -------------------- Southern Rock, beer and bears!
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Dec 10 2008, 01:53 AM
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 Why so serious? Group: Global Moderators Posts: 5,286 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Fate, TX Member No.: 4 |
QUOTE (chook @ Dec 10 2008, 12:57 AM) Granted, but Hillary sees you initiative and falls in love with you. I wish my Hair Transplant would come in. Granted, now you have Wookie-scrotum. I wish I had a new car. -------------------- |
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Dec 10 2008, 09:27 AM
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Group: Admin Posts: 6,906 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Austin Member No.: 9 |
QUOTE (Psykopath @ Dec 10 2008, 01:53 AM) Granted, now you have Wookie-scrotum. I wish I had a new car. Granted, but your new Hummer H3 only gets 5 mpg. I wish my docs would figure out what's wrong with me. -------------------- |
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