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 Oct 6 2008, 10:49 AM
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http://www.cbc.ca/world/story/2008/10/03/a...oo.html?ref=rss
I know it's bad to laugh at something like this, but it's so ridiculous and far fetched that it's funny QUOTE The director of an Australian zoo said on Friday he is "horrified" after a seven-year-old boy broke into the zoo, fed an assortment of animals to a crocodile and clubbed various lizards to death with a rock. QUOTE The boy, whose identity cannot be revealed, jumped the zoo's security fence before bludgeoning three lizards to death with a rock, including the zoo's much-loved 20-year-old goanna, which he then fed to "Terry," an 11-foot, 440-pound saltwater crocodile, said Neindorf. 
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Oct 6 2008, 12:37 PM
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 DEATH TO ....something? Group: Members Posts: 5,618 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Parker, CO Member No.: 55 |
Why is this funny? It's vandalism and cruelty to animals.
I think a fitting punishment would be to publicly anus-rape the little fuckstick with a broom stick. -------------------- I r Ur Gawd!
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Oct 6 2008, 12:45 PM
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i think his head should be bashed in, i'll volunteer
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Oct 6 2008, 02:22 PM
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i think he should be put in a 'steve irwin' tank and test his fate
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Oct 6 2008, 04:16 PM
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I was raised on the dairy, BITCH! Group: Members Posts: 3,080 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Cedar Park Member No.: 49 |
the obvious thing to do would be to feed him to that very same crocodile where all the other animals met their fate
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Oct 6 2008, 05:47 PM
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 GORILLA FLUFFER  Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50 |
give him a job in the IRS
--------------------  QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM)  but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded. Licking anuses, one kindergarten class at a time!! |
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Oct 6 2008, 05:47 PM
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he'll grow up to be a great blackwater employee
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Oct 6 2008, 05:49 PM
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GORILLA FLUFFER Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50 |
QUOTE (Watchman @ Oct 6 2008, 06:47 PM) he'll grow up to be a great blackwater employee glad someone caught my "joke" heh -------------------- QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM) but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded. Licking anuses, one kindergarten class at a time!! |
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