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Oasis
post Sep 25 2008, 12:45 PM
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I just realized this after waking up from a wierd dream last night. I've never once died in a dream. I've gotten close, where someone is chasing me with a pickaxe or something, and right when he strikes I wake up. Same thing with sex. I'm always rounding third base with some hot chick then my alarm goes off. I've never actually scored with a broad in a dream. Sucks

Is this a common occurence?


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post Sep 25 2008, 12:46 PM
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only claire from heroes is an eternal virgin
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post Sep 25 2008, 12:56 PM
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You've never "scored" in a dream before?? Not even right when you hit puberty?
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post Sep 25 2008, 01:10 PM
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QUOTE (impala454 @ Sep 25 2008, 01:56 PM) *
You've never "scored" in a dream before?? Not even right when you hit puberty?


I've never woken up in a pool of my own jizz, if that's what you're asking


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post Sep 25 2008, 05:55 PM
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same thing with me in my dreams. im glad im not the only one. never died, nor gotten all the way. i wonder if theres some hidden meaning behind all this


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post Sep 25 2008, 06:56 PM
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QUOTE (Oasis @ Sep 25 2008, 12:45 PM) *
I just realized this after waking up from a wierd dream last night. I've never once died in a dream. I've gotten close, where someone is chasing me with a pickaxe or something, and right when he strikes I wake up. Same thing with sex. I'm always rounding third base with some hot chick then my alarm goes off. I've never actually scored with a broad in a dream. Sucks

Is this a common occurence?


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post Sep 25 2008, 08:04 PM
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That pic has me morbidly fascinated... blink.gif


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post Sep 25 2008, 08:17 PM
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QUOTE (Spectatrix @ Sep 25 2008, 08:04 PM) *
That pic has me morbidly fascinated... blink.gif


It's probably one of the most subtley disturbing things I've ever seen.

I literally gives me the chills.


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post Sep 25 2008, 08:22 PM
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QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Sep 25 2008, 09:17 PM) *
I literally gives me the chills.


You do that to me too.


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post Sep 25 2008, 08:49 PM
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QUOTE (Billy @ Sep 25 2008, 08:22 PM) *
You do that to me too.


Dream about me touching your scrotum and asking you questions about it.


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The Fanatic
post Sep 27 2008, 02:15 PM
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It gave me a hard on


If you die in your dream do you consequently also die in reality?


WHO WILL EVER KNOW?!?!


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post Sep 27 2008, 02:53 PM
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QUOTE (The Fanatic @ Sep 27 2008, 03:15 PM) *
If you die in your dream do you consequently also die in reality?


WHO WILL EVER KNOW?!?!

I died in a dream once. It woke me up.


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post Sep 27 2008, 05:36 PM
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How do you know you actually died in your dream if you never experienced death?


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post Sep 27 2008, 06:23 PM
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i wish i could find the book i was reading this in, but it was talking about how the human mind was flawed. that it was completely incapable of comprehending a world without it's self in it somehow. dreams where you supposedly die always have you somehow over looking events that play out. supposedly no one has a dream where they actually, truelly die, that right when it is happening, they jolt awake because the mind rejects such an image.


i liked the book because of it's suggestion that this is why man invented religion. all religions have 1 thing in common:: an existance in some shape or form after death.


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post Sep 27 2008, 08:43 PM
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QUOTE (FORSAKENR320 @ Sep 27 2008, 07:23 PM) *
i wish i could find the book i was reading this in, but it was talking about how the human mind was flawed. that it was completely incapable of comprehending a world without it's self in it somehow. dreams where you supposedly die always have you somehow over looking events that play out. supposedly no one has a dream where they actually, truelly die, that right when it is happening, they jolt awake because the mind rejects such an image.


i liked the book because of it's suggestion that this is why man invented religion. all religions have 1 thing in common:: an existance in some shape or form after death.


Unfortunately, that is not true. I have died in my dreams on several occasions. None of them watching myself die.

First time: Was falling into the grand canyon. Hit ground along side river. Dream went black for some amount of unknown time. Came to, got up walked some ways. Dream ended.

Second time: On a naval ship in a battle. Explosion knocked me into ocean. Was eaten by shark. Took awhile to die. Dream was black yet still was aware and questioned why I still had conscienceness. After a small amount of time of being incapacitated (no sight or sound) and bored, woke up.

Third time: Some sort of civil war era conflict. My squadron was ambushed and I was shot dead. Again, dream went black, but this time it restarted. Same dream but this time I tried something different. This happened several times in a Groundhog day like scenario until I eventually just fled the battlefield and survived. After short time of walking down a road, I awoke.

This does seem to be uncommon as I have yet to find anyone else with a similar experience. I do find it annoying of all the horribly wrong theories about what happens when one dies in a dream, though.


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