real number one health problem in america Options

[Seeker]

real number one health problem in america

[James]

This says otherwise: http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,401722,00.html

Really Lance, I'm surprised you'd so blindly believe a site like that. It's ok to masturbate.

[chook]

Not if your Catholic!

[jonathan83]

holy crap these guys are wackos

Intensive urine testing: Christians have discovered that men produce sperm cells constantly. All that sperm has to go somewhere! If an unmarried man doesn't masturbate, all the sperm cells he produces end up in his urine. It would be very simple to require unmarried men to submit frequent urine samples, which could then be examined under a microscope. If an unmarried man has a low concentration of sperm cells in his urine, it means he has been having orgasms one way or another! Therefore he is guilty of either Masturbation or Fornication and should be imprisoned! Random urine testing in the War On Drugs has been a very powerful weapon! We should not hesitate to harness it for use in the War On Masturbation!

Zero Tolerance! Zero Tolerance has been a rallying cry in the War On Drugs, and is a policy that should be enacted immediately in the War On Masturbation! Any amount of Masturbation is too much! Any person caught touching his or her genitals without a solid, medically-approved reason should be imprisoned in a boot camp. We will teach our children that God did not give us genitals for entertainment.

Property Seizure: Many police departments will seize the cars and homes of people who are caught with drugs. Americans For Purity has called for the homes and cars of people who are caught Masturbating to be taken away without due process and auctioned off, with the money going to anti-Masturbation law enforcement.

Surgery: Certain supposedly "primitive" tribes in Africa have completely eliminated Masturbation among their women! How was this amazing feat accomplished? Through a very simple operation called a Clitoridectomy, which is analogous to circumcision in the male. (Clitoridectomy has gotten a bad reputation in the West, but only because in Africa it is often done with crude instruments, without anesthesia, and under unsanitary conditions. When it is mandated in America it will, of course, be done in a sterile, modern operating room with anesthesia.) A woman who has had a Clitoridectomy is permanently cured of Masturbation and other lascivious behavior, but the Godless bureaucrats in Washington, D.C. have had the audacity to OUTLAW this operation! One of the main goals of Americans For Purity is to not only repeal the laws against Clitoridectomy, but to make it mandatory for female children (who will never miss the part that is removed if it is done early enough). And surgery isn't just for Females! Many have suggested Castration or Clitoridectomy for adult Males or Females that are repeat Masturbatory offenders.

ummmm

and they had a link here too http://www.demonbuster.com/candles.html
candles attract demons so get rid of all your candles!

This post has been edited by jonathan83: Aug 26 2008, 09:11 AM

[jonathan83]

hah ok jokes on me....didnt realize it was a joke site...i think.

[FORSAKENR320]

Not if your Catholic!

yea, you're so going to hell with how often you mastebate...

[Dogmeat]

Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..............

That site can't be for real

[impala454]

The Bible actually discusses self pleasure to some extent. I completely forget where but it mentioned it in context of adultery. What I recall it just says if you're thinking about someone while pleasuring yourself you've "commited adultery with them in your heart" or something to that extent.

[Dogmeat]

I just know that web site is amazing.

[Spectatrix]

The Bible actually discusses self pleasure to some extent. I completely forget where but it mentioned it in context of adultery. What I recall it just says if you're thinking about someone while pleasuring yourself you've "commited adultery with them in your heart" or something to that extent.

What if you're thinking about someone fictional? Like a character in a porno story?

[impala454]

I assure you Christine, I am real.

[Spectatrix]

I assure you Christine, I am real.

[impala454]

[Spectatrix]

Hahaha. Truth be told, I have no freakin' clue what you look like.

[Seeker]

spec thinks about me