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Melanie
post Jul 27 2008, 10:16 PM
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QUOTE (Oasis @ Jul 27 2008, 09:31 PM) *
I thought you had some state job. You're right I don't really pay attention.

I worked for a state rep during the 80th legislature.
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impala454
post Jul 27 2008, 10:44 PM
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cigar storage manager?






















lol sorry, couldn't resist.
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Melanie
post Jul 27 2008, 10:57 PM
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that would be pretty pimp
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impala454
post Jul 27 2008, 10:59 PM
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hehehheh literally


or did you not get the joke...
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Melanie
post Jul 27 2008, 11:40 PM
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I got it... but I was being serious. That would be pretty pimp
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impala454
post Jul 27 2008, 11:59 PM
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damn I hit the 9000 mark... shows you how boring my last job was..
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impala454
post Jul 28 2008, 08:00 AM
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Anyone see the nutsack commercial yet? They say it so quick, the first time I just did a doubletake, but geez...
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Dogmeat
post Jul 28 2008, 08:33 PM
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bleh. I can't fool anyone sad.gif

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SpaceDildo: There is no .....Bat Man .... there is only .......*drum roll* .......SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACEDIIIIIIIIIIIIIILDO!!!!
JiuJitsuKnight: WTF?!?
SpaceDildo: The only super hero able to please even the most demanding middle-aged women and closet homosexuals WITH A SINGLE THRUST!!!!
JiuJitsuKnight: ...
JiuJitsuKnight: lol
JiuJitsuKnight: who art thou!?
JiuJitsuKnight: lol
JiuJitsuKnight: Dogmeat
JiuJitsuKnight: should've known, ye slick fello!
SpaceDildo: Long ago, on the planet Latexia, before the ancient race of the Orgasmainians perished at the hands of their own selfish desires, I was created by my Master .... but then frozen ... locked away .... until one day a new race awoke within the universe ... a race able to harness my powers!
JiuJitsuKnight: ...brilliant!
SpaceDildo: A race so sexually deprived despite their best efforts to oversex themselves with more pornography than any other race in the galaxy even!
SpaceDildo: shit you weren't supposed to know who I was until I got you to admit you wanted me to come over and use my galactic dildo super powers to fuck your anus into orgasmic bliss
SpaceDildo: god dammit
SpaceDildo: fuck
SpaceDildo: blah
SpaceDildo: back to the phone booth


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Psykopath
post Jul 28 2008, 08:36 PM
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Why so serious?


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LOL

did you call me too and leave voicemails?


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Dogmeat
post Jul 28 2008, 08:40 PM
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QUOTE (Psykopath @ Jul 28 2008, 08:36 PM) *
LOL

did you call me too and leave voicemails?


Actually no, I didn't, but I have thought about it ...


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impala454
post Jul 28 2008, 10:44 PM
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fags
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Dogmeat
post Jul 28 2008, 10:45 PM
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QUOTE (impala454 @ Jul 28 2008, 10:44 PM) *
fags


Well, ya know what they say, you can't get aids from anus sex!


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impala454
post Jul 28 2008, 10:47 PM
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"they" being "nobody"?
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Dogmeat
post Jul 28 2008, 10:49 PM
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QUOTE (impala454 @ Jul 28 2008, 10:47 PM) *
"they" being "nobody"?


No, everyone says that from homosexuals to party sluts....

I can prove it to you if you like.


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impala454
post Jul 28 2008, 10:53 PM
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QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jul 28 2008, 11:49 PM) *
No, everyone says that from homosexuals to party sluts....

heheh yeah, all the ones with AIDS say that laugh.gif
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