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 Jun 19 2008, 10:04 AM
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 DEATH TO ....something? Group: Members Posts: 5,618 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Parker, CO Member No.: 55  |
I am going to work out this morning, and since when you work out you sweat and get all icky and eew, so I figured I'd just wear the same socks I had on yesterday for this.
Well, I forgot I used one of those socks i had on at work yesterday to jack off with last night and even this morning! I knew it felt crusty when I was horking it this morning! GAH! Well I grabbed the wrong one and the cum hadn't dried yet so I put my foot into a moist pile of cum! GAH! DEATH TO SLUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -------------------- I r Ur Gawd!
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Jun 19 2008, 10:48 AM
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 New son Donovan Charles Mummert born July 17, 2008 Group: Members Posts: 8,635 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Port Wentworth, GA Member No.: 15 |
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Jun 19 2008, 12:03 PM
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Corrupting the youth of America Group: Members Posts: 528 Joined: 12-May 06 From: Alice, TX Member No.: 176 |
Truly...an inspiration to us all
*bows before Dogmeat* -------------------- Brandon....you're the reason I'm pro-choice.
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Jun 19 2008, 12:10 PM
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DEATH TO ....something? Group: Members Posts: 5,618 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Parker, CO Member No.: 55 |
Ha HAAAAA!
I found a new sock! LOOKOUT PENIS! YOUR GONNA GET THE SHIT BEAT OUTTA YA TILL YA PUKE CUM!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAH! I am bored 
-------------------- I r Ur Gawd!
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Jun 19 2008, 12:38 PM
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 Group: Members Posts: 10,620 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Houston, TX Member No.: 48 |
dude you need to buy some pink socks
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Jun 19 2008, 12:51 PM
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DEATH TO ....something? Group: Members Posts: 5,618 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Parker, CO Member No.: 55 |
QUOTE (impala454 @ Jun 19 2008, 12:38 PM)  dude you need to buy some pink socks OMG GOOD IDEA!!! cuz I already shave into a cute little brazillian thing so I can pretend I'm a girl that way, if I got a pink sock I could pretend even more that I'm a girl! WOOOOOO!!!!! wait this doesn't make any sense
-------------------- I r Ur Gawd!
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Jun 19 2008, 01:02 PM
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Group: Members Posts: 10,620 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Houston, TX Member No.: 48 |
I think you missed the analogy
http://www.thepinksock.com not to mention if you got pink socks, you probably wouldn't accidentally try to put them on your feet 
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Jun 19 2008, 04:29 PM
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 The Transient Aggie Group: Members Posts: 546 Joined: 22-February 06 Member No.: 21 |
Color me shocked that dogmeat still uses a sock.
I would have thought you would have had some super deluxe fleshlight named Belladonna with a blonde wig on it. --------------------  A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take from you everything you have. |
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Jun 19 2008, 08:12 PM
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New son Donovan Charles Mummert born July 17, 2008 Group: Members Posts: 8,635 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Port Wentworth, GA Member No.: 15 |
You know all those single socks we have leftover from the dryer eating one of the pair.... We should donate our single socks to dogmeat so he doesn't have to worry about running out of cum rags.
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Jun 19 2008, 10:06 PM
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DEATH TO ....something? Group: Members Posts: 5,618 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Parker, CO Member No.: 55 |
QUOTE (Jessica @ Jun 19 2008, 08:12 PM) You know all those single socks we have leftover from the dryer eating one of the pair.... We should donate our single socks to dogmeat so he doesn't have to worry about running out of cum rags. give me your ex room mates new address, I'll send her some of my socks 
-------------------- I r Ur Gawd!
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Jun 19 2008, 10:42 PM
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 GORILLA FLUFFER  Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50 |
QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 19 2008, 11:06 PM) give me your ex room mates new address, I'll send her some of my socks pfft. this is what you do... you buy a box of her favorite tea... then you carefully open the box so it can be fixed without her knowing. you take each teabag, and you jizz in it, then let them dry out. return them back to the box so it looks undisturbed, THEN mail it to her, addressed as a "free sample" everytime she goes to steep some tea in her mug, it'll be like an unknown money shot victory for you! --------------------  QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM) but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded. Licking anuses, one kindergarten class at a time!! |
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Jun 21 2008, 07:59 PM
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New son Donovan Charles Mummert born July 17, 2008 Group: Members Posts: 8,635 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Port Wentworth, GA Member No.: 15 |
QUOTE (FORSAKENR320 @ Jun 19 2008, 11:42 PM) pfft. this is what you do... you buy a box of her favorite tea... then you carefully open the box so it can be fixed without her knowing. you take each teabag, and you jizz in it, then let them dry out. return them back to the box so it looks undisturbed, THEN mail it to her, addressed as a "free sample" that's actually pretty funny... AND pretty gross.
everytime she goes to steep some tea in her mug, it'll be like an unknown money shot victory for you! |
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Jun 22 2008, 11:48 PM
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 Oh baby bring me down Group: Agents Posts: 4,115 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Way out yonder Member No.: 68 |
QUOTE (FORSAKENR320 @ Jun 19 2008, 11:42 PM) pfft. this is what you do... you buy a box of her favorite tea... then you carefully open the box so it can be fixed without her knowing. you take each teabag, and you jizz in it, then let them dry out. return them back to the box so it looks undisturbed, THEN mail it to her, addressed as a "free sample" everytime she goes to steep some tea in her mug, it'll be like an unknown money shot victory for you! Hmm, Zach did drink a bunch of tea..... -------------------- Southern Rock, beer and bears!
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Jun 23 2008, 03:13 AM
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GORILLA FLUFFER Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50 |
QUOTE (chook @ Jun 23 2008, 12:48 AM) Hmm, Zach did drink a bunch of tea..... i only did it to about ::counts numbers on fingers:: 61% of his tea -------------------- QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM) but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded. Licking anuses, one kindergarten class at a time!! |
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Jun 25 2008, 01:40 PM
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 Do they ignore parts of reality? Group: Moderators Posts: 2,935 Joined: 23-February 06 From: South Overton!!! Member No.: 46 |
You all disgust me more than fat people!
-------------------- A psychotic world we live in. The madmen are in power. How long have we known this? Faced this? And--how many of us do know it? Perhaps if you know you are insane then you are not insane. Or you are becoming sane, finally. Waking up. I suppose only a few are aware of all this. Isolated persons here and there. But the broad masses... what do they think? All these hundreds of thousands in this city, here. Do they imagine that they live in a sane world? Or do they guess, glimpse, the truth...?
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