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 May 16 2008, 09:43 PM
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 DEATH TO ....something? Group: Members Posts: 5,618 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Parker, CO Member No.: 55  |
ok so like ...
were seamen so obsessed with dick they had to insinuate a whale was a gigantic penis? I mean they couldn't have known some bald headed techno guy was going to name himself "moby" like 300 years later... So they had to come up with some swarthy name...."Moby" is fine, but since they're all seamen and look at each other's private parts all day long, they just decided to call the whale a penis and write swarthy tails about him? Gay. -------------------- I r Ur Gawd!
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May 16 2008, 09:44 PM
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 GORILLA FLUFFER  Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50 |
we're whalers on the moon!
we carry a harpoon! but their ain't no whales, so we sing tall tales, and rape people with rakes --------------------  QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM)  but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded. Licking anuses, one kindergarten class at a time!! |
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May 16 2008, 09:54 PM
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DEATH TO ....something? Group: Members Posts: 5,618 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Parker, CO Member No.: 55 |
OMG THAT WAS GOING SO SMOOTHLY until the last line
 but it was funny but it would have been funnier if you said rape people with severed squid beaks 
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