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post Apr 27 2008, 12:13 AM
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in your own person experience, what's it like to be on meth?


lol...you said ANYTHING
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Testm0nkey
post Apr 27 2008, 01:09 AM
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well then, i can only speak on that from 2nd hand experience but seemed like a frighteningly interesting time


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post Apr 27 2008, 11:13 AM
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QUOTE (Jessica @ Apr 24 2008, 04:43 PM) *
ugh. no. he is all cut and ripped still. I think he lost weight actually. Its aggrivating because he has a six pack and I have 25 extra pounds lol.


Who in their right mind puts on "sympathy pounds"?

OMG whoever does that needs to get their fucking nuts kicked in.

If I ever get a wife and she gets pregnant, it's gonna be "Honey, I just bought you a treadmill. Use it."

I swear to god, if I don't have one of those Denise Austin Pregnant Workout Wifes I'm gonna be pissed off.

Pregnancy should be the LAST excuse for a woman to get fat and lazy. That's when she needs to work out the most, so she has an easier pregnancy, and also so her metabolism doesn't suffer so she can get the weight off after birth quick and be healthy ...


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Mommy
post Apr 27 2008, 02:19 PM
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QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Apr 27 2008, 12:13 PM) *
Pregnancy should be the LAST excuse for a woman to get fat and lazy. That's when she needs to work out the most, so she has an easier pregnancy, and also so her metabolism doesn't suffer so she can get the weight off after birth quick and be healthy ...
hmm I'm not being lazy and getting fat but ok. Everybody I know is still all like "OMG you're so small." I hate it because I know I've put on weight, but because I was so underweight before getting pregnant, no one can tell how much weight I have put on. The dr's say I'm right where I should be. In fact, in early March they told me I needed to put on more weight.

As for excercise, women shouldn't run during their second trimester and later. I'm in my third trimester. THey should avoid all kinds of exercise with excessive bouncing. I walk all over campus at school. I carry a backpack. I don't sit around and eat all day. I think I'm fine. Also, I have a thyroid condition that has flaired up again. I am supposed to make sure my heartrate doesn't skyrocket for no reason. Walking is about all I can do. Aerobics are out for me. What about women that are having complicated pregnancies and are told to stay in bed as much as possible? No offense, Dogmeat (you're my homie lol) but I think you don't know what you are talking about here. The next time you put on damn near 30 lbs in 3 months, give me a call. You won't want to do shit. Your back will be aching. Your legs will ache. You'll be tired all the time. Pregnancy isn't a walk in the park.

Related concept. My roommate has this douchebag friend that sometimes comes over. I can't stand him. All of the girls thinks he is so hot, but it's just cuz he has big muscles. He isn't hot at all IMO. Anyways, he comes over here and starts trying to run my life. "You shouldn't eat that." "You should get out more." "You shouldn't have the laptop on your belly like that." BLAH BLAH BLAH. Then, he would have the nerve to say "If you were my wife, I would make you eat nothing but organic foods. Nothing cooked in grease. yada yada yada. I would have you doing yoga all the time too." WELL, GUESS WHAT ASSHOLE, I'm not your wife. THANK GOD. and when you do get married, your wife isn't going to be too happy with you dictating her life like that. Better find yourself a puppet wife because that's the only kind of woman that could put up with your shit. GOD DAMMIT that guy pisses me off.
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post Apr 27 2008, 06:18 PM
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QUOTE (Psykopath @ Apr 27 2008, 04:39 PM) *
Seriously, the twisting of the sub names into weak sexual innuendo isn't funny anymore.





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QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM) *
but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW
QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) *
ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded.


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post Apr 27 2008, 10:41 PM
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The sexual pussies of women are fascinating.


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post Apr 28 2008, 07:38 PM
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post Apr 28 2008, 07:41 PM
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Testm0nkey
post Apr 29 2008, 06:26 AM
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laaaaaaast day of school


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post Apr 30 2008, 06:37 AM
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I seriously think that I never sleep
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post Apr 30 2008, 07:17 PM
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jessica tell your slut friends to have sex with me because of the sexual hugicity of my penis.


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post Apr 30 2008, 09:50 PM
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I have no friends.
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post May 1 2008, 12:21 AM
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QUOTE (Jessica @ Apr 30 2008, 10:50 PM) *
I have no friends.

Well someone has the pay for this pizza!


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post May 1 2008, 12:06 PM
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They caught the motherfucker that burned down my mom's pawn shop. He burned it down because he stole a TV and pawned it, the victim filed a police report, and in order to avoid getting caught he just decided to destroy the evidence by burning down the store

I don't know what jail sentence arson and attempted murder of a fire marshall carries, but I hope he gets raped to death in prison long before he gets out


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Testm0nkey
post May 1 2008, 12:29 PM
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