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 Apr 13 2008, 03:38 PM
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 Why so serious? Group: Global Moderators Posts: 5,286 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Fate, TX Member No.: 4  |
Post pictures of the various stages of vaginal dilation during labor when you give birth to your hellspawn.
Dogmeat will approve of the stretching, and will probably cum just as the head crowns from within the rim. This post has been edited by Psykopath: Apr 13 2008, 03:40 PM -------------------- |
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Apr 13 2008, 03:39 PM
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 New son Donovan Charles Mummert born July 17, 2008 Group: Members Posts: 8,635 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Port Wentworth, GA Member No.: 15 |
oh my god... I don't even want to think about the birthing process right now. I still have 2.5 months to wait so ick i dont want to think about it now
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Apr 13 2008, 08:23 PM
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 DEATH TO ....something? Group: Members Posts: 5,618 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Parker, CO Member No.: 55 |
QUOTE (Psykopath @ Apr 13 2008, 03:38 PM)  Post pictures of the various stages of vaginal dilation during labor when you give birth to your hellspawn. Dogmeat will approve of the stretching, and will probably cum just as the head crowns from within the rim. fuck that shit -------------------- I r Ur Gawd!
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Apr 13 2008, 08:41 PM
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New son Donovan Charles Mummert born July 17, 2008 Group: Members Posts: 8,635 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Port Wentworth, GA Member No.: 15 |
haha
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Apr 15 2008, 01:13 PM
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Why so serious? Group: Global Moderators Posts: 5,286 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Fate, TX Member No.: 4 |
JESSICA!!!!!!!!!!
When are we playing this again? 
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Apr 15 2008, 01:48 PM
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New son Donovan Charles Mummert born July 17, 2008 Group: Members Posts: 8,635 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Port Wentworth, GA Member No.: 15 |
EWWWWW NEVER!
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Apr 15 2008, 01:59 PM
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Why so serious? Group: Global Moderators Posts: 5,286 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Fate, TX Member No.: 4 |
QUOTE (Jessica @ Apr 15 2008, 02:48 PM) EWWWWW NEVER! You're a Par 3... 
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Apr 15 2008, 02:20 PM
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New son Donovan Charles Mummert born July 17, 2008 Group: Members Posts: 8,635 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Port Wentworth, GA Member No.: 15 |
I'm gonna have to look at these when I get home. I covered the screen here in the computer lab at school to look at the last one. Yay for having images turned off
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Apr 15 2008, 02:23 PM
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Why so serious? Group: Global Moderators Posts: 5,286 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Fate, TX Member No.: 4 |
QUOTE (Jessica @ Apr 15 2008, 03:20 PM) I'm gonna have to look at these when I get home. I covered the screen here in the computer lab at school to look at the last one. Yay for having images turned off LOL killing the fun! Let all your classmates check out the greatest golf game EVAR -------------------- |
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Apr 15 2008, 02:45 PM
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 GORILLA FLUFFER  Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50 |
QUOTE (Psykopath @ Apr 15 2008, 02:59 PM) You're a Par 3... \
--------------------  QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM) but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded. Licking anuses, one kindergarten class at a time!! |
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Apr 15 2008, 03:13 PM
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DEATH TO ....something? Group: Members Posts: 5,618 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Parker, CO Member No.: 55 |
my room mate has a big ass sticker of that on the back window of his truck.
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Apr 15 2008, 09:14 PM
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 Group: Members Posts: 180 Joined: 23-February 06 From: San Francisco, CA Member No.: 37 |
The 70s looked like so much fun.
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Apr 16 2008, 12:04 PM
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 Group: Agents Posts: 4,026 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lu-bok Member No.: 41 |
look at that guy's sandals.
so manly. -------------------- 32-bit whore
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Apr 17 2008, 09:22 PM
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GORILLA FLUFFER Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50 |
Ever wonder how the seven dwarves got their names?
Miss Snow White was a randy cow, And desperate for a fuck. So off she went into the woods, To try and get some luck! She'd almost given up looking, When she saw some chimney smoke. Then stumbled on a cottage, And went in for a poke. Her clothes came off in seconds. And she'd just removed her pants, When seven Dwarves came marching in, With a merry song and dance. Snow White just stood there speechless, And thought she was in heaven! Originally after one good shag, But now she could have seven. Straight away she took command, "My fanny need a lick!" And when one dwarf moved forward, She said "Oi-you'd better drop you pick!" So down he went onto all fours, And said "I ain't licking that!" "Not there, that me arse-hole, You DOPEY little brat!" The next dwarf started blushing, "Do we have to do it here?" Snow White said "Don't be BASHFUL! Unless you're fucking queer!" So reluctantly he whipped it out, To prove he was no fool. And Snow White gave a big "Heigh-Ho" As she rode upon his tool. Now one dwarf wasn't smiling, 'Cos he hadn't had a sniff. And due to his impatience, He couldn't raise a stiff. "Relax, you GRUMPY bastard", So he did as he was told. And as soon as he was hard enough, He shot his fucking load. The next dwarf got a blow job, And she took him in quite easy. But she just avoided brain-damage, Whe he sneezed, she called him SNEEZY. With three dwarves left, she turned and said, "You're next, I want your knob!" But no sooner had he entered her, Than he was sleeping on the job. "Wake up you SLEEPY idiot" She wanted more from him. And he woke with such excitement, That he filled her hairy quim. The next dwarf rammed his up her, And shagged her fanny raw. And dazed Snow White then whimpered, "That should be against the law!" He made poor Snow White tremble, He was so big and thick. "No wonder you're so HAPPY, With that fucking great big dick." With one dwarf still remaining, But feeling rather sore, She said "You'll have to use your tongue, My clit can't take no more.!" And so he put his tongue to work, Where others had put their cocks. And 'cos he made Snow White feel better, She named the last one DOC. Now Snow White couldn't do much, With all that cum inside her quim, So she grabbed a cup, and squatted, And filled it to the brim. So there's the truth about the dwarves, And how they got their names, By satisfying miss Snow White, And joining in her games. There's one more thing you need to know, And that's what happened to that cup? Well think of what you're drinking... When you next buy 7-UP -------------------- QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM) but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded. Licking anuses, one kindergarten class at a time!! |
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Apr 18 2008, 08:47 PM
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I was raised on the dairy, BITCH! Group: Members Posts: 3,080 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Cedar Park Member No.: 49 |
QUOTE (Divergent Reality @ Apr 16 2008, 01:04 PM) look at that guy's sandals. so manly. they look a little jesusy -------------------- "Ah, y'know it's funny, these people they go to sleep, they think everything's fine, everything's good. They wake up the next day and they're on fire."
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