 Woman stuck to toilet after sitting on it for 2 years |
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| Woman stuck to toilet after sitting on it for 2 years |
 Mar 12 2008, 04:50 PM
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http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/bizarre/5613590.html
QUOTE WICHITA, Kan. — Deputies say a woman in western Kansas became stuck on her boyfriend's toilet after sitting on it for two years. Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple said it appeared the 35-year-old Ness City woman's skin had grown around the seat. She initially refused emergency medical services but was finally convinced by responders and her boyfriend that she needed to be checked out at a hospital.  There are some f'd up people out there. |
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Mar 12 2008, 05:13 PM
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she was trying to make the guinness book of world records, little did she know she beat the last record by 1 year, 11 months, and 30 days
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Mar 12 2008, 05:25 PM
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CHEE CHEE Group: Members Posts: 5,026 Joined: 23-February 06 From: trapped in the hoezone layer Member No.: 39 |
PPOINH!
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Mar 12 2008, 05:57 PM
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Puts whole new meaning to the phrase "Shit or get off the pot" doesn't it?
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Mar 12 2008, 09:36 PM
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Group: Members Posts: 1,566 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Houston, TX Member No.: 66 |
I dont know who is more fucked up....HER, or the boyfriend who fed her and brought her water for 2 years....and GOD SHE MUST HAVE STUNK!!
AND HOW COULD PEOPLE NOT NOTICE HER BEING GONE FOR SO LONG>!?!?! WTF did they bring her Christmas presents to her on the toilet? |
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Mar 13 2008, 12:00 AM
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 DEATH TO ....something? Group: Members Posts: 5,618 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Parker, CO Member No.: 55 |
Who in the FUCK goes ... "Oh! I'm going to sit on a toilet for 2 years straight!"
I mean what the FUCK? Seriously. What the FUCK? -------------------- I r Ur Gawd!
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Mar 13 2008, 07:50 AM
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QUOTE (theIncredibleEdibleDuane @ Mar 12 2008, 10:36 PM)  did they bring her Christmas presents to her on the toilet? i loled --------------------  |
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Mar 13 2008, 08:33 AM
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Group: Members Posts: 10,620 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Houston, TX Member No.: 48 |
one of the comments on the story had a pretty sad, but pretty funny question:
QUOTE How much did they save on toilet paper?
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Mar 13 2008, 09:07 AM
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Group: Members Posts: 1,566 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Houston, TX Member No.: 66 |
You know those felt things that you put around the base of your Christmas tree??? Did they put one of those around the base of the toilet at Christmas?
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Mar 13 2008, 02:46 PM
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Group: Members Posts: 142 Joined: 25-February 06 From: Saint Louis, MO Member No.: 81 |
Turns out, she was only on the toilet for a month. She was in the bathroom for 2 years, though.
Still disturbing, but a little less so now. |
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Mar 13 2008, 03:04 PM
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Group: Members Posts: 10,620 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Houston, TX Member No.: 48 |
its amazing that the human body will grow around stuff like a friggin shrub
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Mar 17 2008, 08:33 PM
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 The Transient Aggie Group: Members Posts: 546 Joined: 22-February 06 Member No.: 21 |
I think the more pressing issue is...where the hell did her boyfriend piss and shit for 2 years?
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Mar 17 2008, 11:03 PM
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Group: Members Posts: 142 Joined: 25-February 06 From: Saint Louis, MO Member No.: 81 |
QUOTE (nickluto @ Mar 17 2008, 09:33 PM) I think the more pressing issue is...where the hell did her boyfriend piss and shit for 2 years? Probably in the bathroom. It was probably uncomfortable having her in the room, but it could happen. She was only on the toilet for the last month. |
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