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Testm0nkey
post Dec 26 2007, 02:52 PM
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it is really fucked up but damage done can be lightened prenatally by certain vitamin cocktails and meds


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post Dec 26 2007, 04:29 PM
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QUOTE (Testm0nkey @ Dec 26 2007, 02:52 PM) *
it is really fucked up but damage done can be lightened prenatally by certain vitamin cocktails and meds

And by also not drinking when trying to get pregnant or when pregnant.


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post Dec 26 2007, 04:44 PM
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QUOTE (Jim @ Dec 26 2007, 04:29 PM) *
And by also not drinking when trying to get pregnant or when pregnant.

Yeah, but I think Cathryn's talking about stuff to do if you drink when you don't know you're pregnant.


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post Dec 26 2007, 05:30 PM
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i drank once before i knew i was pregnant. I talked to several physicians and they all said no harm can be done with one night of drinking...especially when its only 1.5-2 weeks into a pregnancy.

I dont take medications except vitamins so thats not an issue either.
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post Dec 26 2007, 06:32 PM
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QUOTE (Testm0nkey @ Dec 26 2007, 03:31 PM) *
(prenatal tests for FAS exist)

did you get Kevin pregnent?


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post Dec 26 2007, 09:17 PM
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My mom went to Six flags when she was pregnant with me. As a result I do not read well, I suck at math, and I frequently have erections that last longer than four hours.


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post Dec 26 2007, 09:31 PM
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so they do serve alcohol at six flags?
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post Dec 28 2007, 11:38 PM
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QUOTE (2wolUTT @ Dec 26 2007, 09:17 PM) *
My mom went to Six flags when she was pregnant with me. As a result I do not read well, I suck at math, and I frequently have erections that last longer than four hours.


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post Mar 16 2008, 12:42 PM
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I would have posted here last but by the time I was drunk someone had already knocked whiskey/coke on my roommates laptop. Oops.

I got FUCKED UP last night. Not drunk, I'm talking fucked up to the point of acting like a retarded six year old. Calling your ex and telling her to come over cause your friend wants his dick sucked is a stupid ass idea. So is building a bonfire at 3 in the morning. We put damn near everything in there - tortillas, rice cakes, plastic bags, paper bags, beer boxes, and I think I cut off branches of a tree and threw em in there. At one point I thought it'd be a great idea to put PS3 games in there cause I figured they'd burn good. Luckily some girl talked me out of it. I think we burned one of my roommates shoes as well. Or maybe it was my shoe. I woke up in my bed with two girls, one of whom I didn't even know. But I didn't even mess around with either of em, dammit


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post Mar 16 2008, 12:45 PM
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I don't get how I can manage to take my contacts out after a night of boozing but I wake up fully clothed still wearing my shoes. That doesn't make sense


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post Mar 16 2008, 02:03 PM
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Why so serious?


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QUOTE (Oasis @ Mar 16 2008, 01:42 PM) *
I would have posted here last but by the time I was drunk someone had already knocked whiskey/coke on my roommates laptop. Oops.

I got FUCKED UP last night. Not drunk, I'm talking fucked up to the point of acting like a retarded six year old. Calling your ex and telling her to come over cause your friend wants his dick sucked is a stupid ass idea. So is building a bonfire at 3 in the morning. We put damn near everything in there - tortillas, rice cakes, plastic bags, paper bags, beer boxes, and I think I cut off branches of a tree and threw em in there. At one point I thought it'd be a great idea to put PS3 games in there cause I figured they'd burn good. Luckily some girl talked me out of it. I think we burned one of my roommates shoes as well. Or maybe it was my shoe. I woke up in my bed with two girls, one of whom I didn't even know. But I didn't even mess around with either of em, dammit


Epic fail.


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post Mar 16 2008, 05:00 PM
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wow.... just wow.
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post Mar 17 2008, 03:25 PM
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not drunk now..... but last night was BAD



NO MORE GIN!!!!!!! EVER!!!


and apparently i can't remember how much i had or too much what happened. maybe zach can clarify for me?


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but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW
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ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded.


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post Mar 17 2008, 03:28 PM
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Why so serious?


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QUOTE (FORSAKENR320 @ Mar 17 2008, 04:25 PM) *
not drunk now..... but last night was BAD
NO MORE GIN!!!!!!! EVER!!!
and apparently i can't remember how much i had or too much what happened. maybe zach can clarify for me?

You and Aaron had a couple of very long of emo talk sessions.
It's funny watching you talk about serious stuff while plastered and wearing your road warrior hat.

You puked more than you drank, that's for sure.

You are a giggly drunk.

When you got out of Louis' Xterra, you took two steps then face planted onto one of your neighbor's cars then subsequently the pavement....all while giggling.


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post Mar 17 2008, 06:59 PM
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what was with the pink puddle outside? i kinda remember you trying to feed me pepto bismol.


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but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW
QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) *
ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded.


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