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 Mar 11 2008, 09:13 PM
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 DEATH TO ....something? Group: Members Posts: 5,618 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Parker, CO Member No.: 55  |
Given the trend among black folks in the last 30 years or so to make up rediculous names for their children for the sole purpose that these names sound "black", it's come to my attention that white people need to pick up the pace.
These names that black people are giving themselves sound "black" and are supposed to represent black heritage I am guessing, even though most of them just sound rediculous. I say we white people start naming our children rediculous white person names! Here are some I came up with: Beese Bawrn Roost Kwiss Argthar I guess now that I think about it we could just start naming our children after characters from World of Warcraft. Nevermind I'll just do that. That was we'll win the award for having more rediculous names than black people are getting these days now! HA HAAAAAAAA!!!! -------------------- I r Ur Gawd!
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Mar 12 2008, 10:44 AM
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 New son Donovan Charles Mummert born July 17, 2008 Group: Members Posts: 8,635 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Port Wentworth, GA Member No.: 15 |
The other day, my hubby asked him to help name his WoW character. I said "purple nurple," but he said it has to sound cool kinda like LOTR... So then I said "Todo Faggins" and he took away my naming privileges.
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Mar 12 2008, 11:18 AM
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 Group: Members Posts: 2,329 Joined: 20-June 07 Member No.: 1,243 |
People call me Willdo Baggins. I didn't know it was a goddamn LOTR reference
I'mma start having to punch some bitches in the throat for this --------------------   |
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Mar 12 2008, 11:31 AM
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New son Donovan Charles Mummert born July 17, 2008 Group: Members Posts: 8,635 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Port Wentworth, GA Member No.: 15 |
I like your last name nickname... Twatson!
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Mar 12 2008, 02:33 PM
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 GORILLA FLUFFER  Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50 |
QUOTE (Jessica @ Mar 12 2008, 12:31 PM)  I like your last name nickname... Twatson! fitting --------------------  QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM) but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded. Licking anuses, one kindergarten class at a time!! |
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Mar 12 2008, 02:49 PM
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Group: Members Posts: 2,329 Joined: 20-June 07 Member No.: 1,243 |
QUOTE (FORSAKENR320 @ Mar 12 2008, 02:33 PM) fitting Your last name is Hobgood. That sounds like a gay wizard from dungeons & dragons I hope your mana is strong, fruitcake -------------------- |
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Mar 12 2008, 02:50 PM
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Group: Members Posts: 1,566 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Houston, TX Member No.: 66 |
names like Britney?
There's a guy at my job whose last name is Bastardo....for reals. It makes me giggle.... and theres another guy whose last name is Aguillon, but when he prints to the main printer a cover sheet comes out with the name "Faguillon".. That makes me giggle more |
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Mar 12 2008, 02:54 PM
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GORILLA FLUFFER Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50 |
QUOTE (Oasis @ Mar 12 2008, 03:49 PM) Your last name is Hobgood. That sounds like a gay wizard from dungeons & dragons I hope your mana is strong, fruitcake actually my last name is Welsh, and means "one who fights with the light of God" i admit, it's an odd last name. but i've never had anyone think they had reason to nickname me "Twatson" -------------------- QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM) but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded. Licking anuses, one kindergarten class at a time!! |
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Mar 12 2008, 02:59 PM
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Group: Members Posts: 2,329 Joined: 20-June 07 Member No.: 1,243 |
QUOTE (FORSAKENR320 @ Mar 12 2008, 02:54 PM) actually my last name is Welsh, and means "one who fights with the light of God" i admit, it's an odd last name. but i've never had anyone think they had reason to nickname me "Twatson" Perhaps that's because your last name isn't Watson -------------------- |
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Mar 12 2008, 03:00 PM
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GORILLA FLUFFER Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50 |
QUOTE (Oasis @ Mar 12 2008, 03:59 PM) Perhaps that's because your last name isn't Watson or maybe it's because i don't act like a twat as often as you -------------------- QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM) but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded. Licking anuses, one kindergarten class at a time!! |
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Mar 12 2008, 03:01 PM
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Group: Members Posts: 2,329 Joined: 20-June 07 Member No.: 1,243 |
QUOTE (FORSAKENR320 @ Mar 12 2008, 03:00 PM) or maybe it's because i don't act like a twat as often as you  Twatness -------------------- |
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Mar 12 2008, 04:00 PM
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 Eric The Sexy Group: Moderators Posts: 831 Joined: 23-February 06 Member No.: 30 |
Twatness....awesome
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Mar 12 2008, 05:05 PM
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DEATH TO ....something? Group: Members Posts: 5,618 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Parker, CO Member No.: 55 |
my last name is "Badass"
Say it with me .... "BaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaDaaaaaaaaaaaaaaass" 
-------------------- I r Ur Gawd!
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Mar 13 2008, 10:00 AM
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 Group: Members Posts: 1,795 Joined: 29-September 06 Member No.: 327 |
I like Hrothgar...
seriously |
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Mar 13 2008, 10:04 AM
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Group: Members Posts: 1,566 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Houston, TX Member No.: 66 |
QUOTE (cupcake @ Mar 13 2008, 11:00 AM) I like Hrothgar... seriously Sounds like the name of some warrior who carries a broadsword and a battleaxe...... |
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