 Spatially Managing Temporal Distortions |
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 Mar 5 2008, 07:30 PM
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 DEATH TO ....something? Group: Members Posts: 5,618 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Parker, CO Member No.: 55  |
So if you have an overwhelming number of temporal distortions in a finite amount of space ...
And you have to find a way to the Sol system ASAP, but it's interfering with your warp field too much ... So you can't jump to warp ... I mean seriously folks, what do you do? I'm at loss for ideas here, so is my Cheif Engineer... We still know we're in normal space-time and haven't been caught in any of the temporal distortions we've encountered because sub-space radio still works. But no other ships can get close to us ... There are too many temporal distortions. Are we .....doomed? -------------------- I r Ur Gawd!
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Mar 5 2008, 08:51 PM
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 GORILLA FLUFFER  Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50 |
sounds to me like your dylithium crystals are breaking up
--------------------  QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM)  but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded. Licking anuses, one kindergarten class at a time!! |
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Mar 5 2008, 08:54 PM
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jettison the warp core and drive directly into a black hole
trust me -------------------- |
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Mar 5 2008, 11:41 PM
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I was raised on the dairy, BITCH! Group: Members Posts: 3,080 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Cedar Park Member No.: 49 |
you pump a concentrated tachyon beam through the deflector dish into a focused spot and create a temporal disruption in the space/time continuum....send a sub space signal through the temporal tear and warn your past self of the temporal distortions and the correct path to avoid them
-------------------- "Ah, y'know it's funny, these people they go to sleep, they think everything's fine, everything's good. They wake up the next day and they're on fire."
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Mar 6 2008, 12:03 AM
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DEATH TO ....something? Group: Members Posts: 5,618 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Parker, CO Member No.: 55 |
You all didn't seem to understand the problem.
A tachyon beam can cause wormholes to open, however, it must be tuned specifically to an individual wormhole's signature quasar pulse frequency. Given that there are many temporal anomalies in my current vector, this may or may not be wise. I could warp myself to the other side of time and never know I existed. -------------------- I r Ur Gawd!
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Mar 6 2008, 01:19 AM
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GORILLA FLUFFER Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50 |
QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Mar 6 2008, 12:03 AM) I could warp myself to the other side of time and never know I existed. then what have you got to lose? -------------------- QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM) but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded. Licking anuses, one kindergarten class at a time!! |
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Mar 6 2008, 09:37 AM
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 Group: Members Posts: 10,620 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Houston, TX Member No.: 48 |
duct tape
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Mar 6 2008, 11:26 AM
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 Why so serious? Group: Global Moderators Posts: 5,286 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Fate, TX Member No.: 4 |
QUOTE (impala454 @ Mar 6 2008, 09:37 AM) duct tape ...and plastic sheeting. -------------------- |
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Mar 6 2008, 12:18 PM
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 From Atlantis to Interzone Group: Global Moderators Posts: 2,512 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Somewhere in space and time Member No.: 65 |
Pfft... whenever I have that problem, I simply re-initialize the power core's output signature.
-------------------- QUOTE (Spectatrix @ Oct 13 2006, 09:51 PM) Holy shit, pebkac, you're awesome! "Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." - Theodor Seuss Geisel (AKA Dr. Seuss) "An idea that is not dangerous is unworthy of being called an idea at all." - Oscar Wilde |
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Mar 7 2008, 08:55 AM
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 Group: Agents Posts: 4,026 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lu-bok Member No.: 41 |
separate the disk from the main ship, reverse feed the warp core's dilithium emissions through the tractor beam and target the disk and hold on tight.
-------------------- 32-bit whore
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Mar 7 2008, 09:56 AM
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Group: Members Posts: 10,620 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Houston, TX Member No.: 48 |
QUOTE (Divergent Reality @ Mar 7 2008, 08:55 AM) separate the disk from the main ship, reverse feed the warp core's dilithium emissions through the tractor beam and target the disk and hold on tight. SAUCER MOTHERFUCKER, SAUCER |
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Mar 7 2008, 10:06 AM
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DEATH TO ....something? Group: Members Posts: 5,618 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Parker, CO Member No.: 55 |
You people fail at Star Trek simulation
-------------------- I r Ur Gawd!
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Mar 7 2008, 11:19 PM
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I was raised on the dairy, BITCH! Group: Members Posts: 3,080 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Cedar Park Member No.: 49 |
Just call Q.
-------------------- "Ah, y'know it's funny, these people they go to sleep, they think everything's fine, everything's good. They wake up the next day and they're on fire."
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Mar 7 2008, 11:20 PM
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DEATH TO ....something? Group: Members Posts: 5,618 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Parker, CO Member No.: 55 |
QUOTE (pysex @ Mar 8 2008, 12:19 AM) Just call Q. I would rather call Deanna Troi to my room, and then fuck her. -------------------- I r Ur Gawd!
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