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[FORSAKENR320]

sorry but youd have to pay $10,000 hohohoho

wow... you're an expensive ho...

[Dogmeat]

Well, since I'm more of a scientist than she is, I say she has to pay double.

[Testm0nkey]

arent you an oilfield worker? i bet you have to run stats, gather data, send off to be reviewed all the time!

[Dogmeat]

arent you an oilfield worker? i bet you have to run stats, gather data, send off to be reviewed all the time!

No, I'm a scientist, I do my own lab work and analysis

Plus, I took science class in highschool and college. This makes me a SCIENTIST!!!

[Psykopath]

thats what you get for playing Chubby Bunny so much
totally awesome sweet alabama liquid snake

Chubby Bunny...?

[Dogmeat]

Chubby Bunny...?

It's sort of like your pancreas, but it's attatched to your asshole ...

[Psykopath]

uh....huh....

[Testm0nkey]

whatever you say, scientist

[Dogmeat]

whatever you say, scientist

[Testm0nkey]

but let me ask you this, do you work in a labcoat?

[FORSAKENR320]

Chubby Bunny...?

Chubby bunny
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A man plays Chubby BunnyChubby bunny (variations include similar sounding chubby bunnies, fluffy bunny, fuzzy bunny, and pudgy bunny) is a recreational game that involves the placement of increasing number of marshmallows or similar items into one's own mouth and stating a phrase that is intended to be difficult to utter with the filled mouth. The primarily used phrase can vary from the usual "chubby bunny" or its plural, although the words to the phrase are typically not as important as its suppressive structure. It is often played where marshmallows are readily available, including around a campfire when camping with a group of people.


[edit] Rules
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In the game, each participant usually places a marshmallow of varying size in their mouth and says something similar to "Chubby Bunny". If they are able to state the whole phrase, usually in a comprehensible manner that the other participants wholly concur to, they pass that round. Each successful player then adds an additional marshmallow to the one already in his or her mouth and repeats the phrase. A player who fails to complete the phrase is eliminated from the game. The process continues until only one player remains. After the penultimate player loses the game, the winning player might have to place one more marshmallow into their mouth and may have to state the phrase once more. The winner of the game is the player who fits the most marshmallows into his or her mouth. Some variants of the game require the winner to actually digest the marshmallows in their mouth.

Forms of cheating in the game may include trying to compress a marshmallow in the mouth or altogether swallowing one. Some versions of the game penalize this action if the cheater is found out by the other players.


[edit] Dangers
Chubby Bunny has caused at least two deaths, both from asphyxiation due to the throat being blocked with marshmallow:

On 4 June 1999, 12-year-old Catherine "Casey" Fish died after choking on four marshmallows while playing Chubby Bunny. The contest was scheduled for the annual Care Fair held at Hoffman Elementary School in Chicago's North Shore area. It was to be supervised, but Casey and some of her friends began playing while the teacher was momentarily away. She collapsed, and was taken to Glenbrook Hospital, where she died a few hours later. Fish's parents subsequently sued the school district and appeared on Oprah to warn about the dangers of Chubby Bunny.[1] [2] [3]

On 12 September 2006, Janet Rudd, age 32, from London, Ontario, Canada died in a Chubby Bunny competition at the Western Fair. St John Ambulance volunteers came to Rudd's aid with a defibrillator and suction equipment, but were unable to remove the blockage in the unconscious woman's throat. [1]

EXCEPT YOU USE MAN-COCKS

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[Dogmeat]

but let me ask you this, do you work in a labcoat?

Depends on how strong of acid I'm working with that day. If it's strong enough I wear a blue lab apron and wear big rubbery gloves and a face shield

[impala454]

I have the word science in my degree. I'M THE FUCKING SCIENTIST

[Testm0nkey]

ive never had to wear a face SHIELD but i have had to wear those little asian things you wear over your mouth and nose

[FORSAKENR320]

I have the word science in my degree. I'M THE FUCKING SCIENTIST

rectal scientist......