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Psykopath
post Mar 6 2008, 12:40 PM
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Why so serious?


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QUOTE (theIncredibleEdibleDuane @ Mar 6 2008, 12:17 PM) *
LOL, aww...comeon. What do u mean when u say that? buffed with a $1.

I will let Brandon find this post and explain it. =P


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post Mar 6 2008, 12:42 PM
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BRANDON! YOU'VE GOT SOME 'SPLAININ TO DO!!!
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post Mar 6 2008, 12:48 PM
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At first I thought it was something colossally gay but if Duane doesn't get it then I'm lost


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Dogmeat
post Mar 6 2008, 02:06 PM
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DEATH TO ....something?


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QUOTE (FORSAKENR320 @ Mar 5 2008, 05:16 PM) *
ermm.gif you ever trying to fuck on an air matress? it's a skill to be mastered, it throws off my rhythm


It's a "double stack" .... large volume. Pressure it up to 20 psi, it works.


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FORSAKENR320
post Mar 6 2008, 02:46 PM
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GORILLA FLUFFER
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QUOTE (Psykopath @ Mar 6 2008, 12:40 PM) *
I will let Brandon find this post and explain it. =P



SO THERE I WAS....

minding my own business, playing a friendly game of pool with a drunken guy i just met named Todd. We were playing 2-3 for shots, the game is tied 1-1, on the last game. I can feel the victory at the tip of my fingers, when this older stranger who seems really friendly and has a twinkle in his eye comes over and says "hey! let me show you a trick!" I yell "no sir!, I don't want any candy!" and i try to scramble like a scared rabbit, but he corners me. He grabs my shaft, pulls out a $1 bill, and starts rubbing the shaft furiously with it. I'm a little confused and slightly misplaced from reality, so i am helpless to stop him. The entire time my new friend Todd and Zach are staring at me like i was the unlucky sheep to picked for slaughter next. I'm looking back at them with mixed feelings of "why me?!!!" and "cool, this guy choose me over everyone else!" The older gentleman is being nothing of the sort as he rubs my shaft faster and harder. He stares intently at the shaft, with a small slightly insane gleam in his eyes, and an animalistic snarl on his lips. Suddenly he releases my shaft and exclaims "now, feel that!" Hesitantly i reach out and stroke the shaft, and am amazed. "smooth, ain't it?!" he says, and i softly say "yes sir." He walks away, after a bit of small talk that i am participating in, but not registering in my brain. My thoughts are muddled by my recent violation of my property.

i didn't know that a $1 bill could be used as sandpaper to make my pool que so smooth.


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QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) *
ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded.


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post Mar 6 2008, 02:55 PM
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haha...i thought it was gonna be something sexual
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post Mar 7 2008, 08:53 AM
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QUOTE (rabble @ Mar 5 2008, 03:34 PM) *
but being stuck in Utah does tend to change people for the worse.


yep


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post Mar 7 2008, 09:51 AM
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I'm gone for a week and I see like 10 threads with over 5 pages of comments...
...I wish there was a cliffnotes version.


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post Mar 7 2008, 03:07 PM
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START THE REACTOR!


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QUOTE (Divergent Reality @ Mar 7 2008, 08:53 AM) *
yep


lol whatever dude, it's the path you're choosing for yourself. It doesn't help that you're turning your back on your friends either, but that's ok; I'm not expecting an invitation to the wedding.


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post Mar 7 2008, 03:50 PM
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damn... some unknown drama here or somethin?
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Seems like it!
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post Mar 7 2008, 03:58 PM
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QUOTE (impala454 @ Mar 7 2008, 03:50 PM) *
damn... some unknown drama here or somethin?


Nerd drama....nothing of importance


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Testm0nkey
post Mar 7 2008, 04:31 PM
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CHEE CHEE


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so i submitted some independent research ive done and i didnt win the top prize but i was selected to present it at a conference, if i choose to do so. but considering id have to rework my presentation and the conference is at the end of this month and i took a little brush off by not winning i kind of just want to blow it off and just attend.

for people like blue and those in academics - how really important is that to put on my vitae? i could still technically say i was chosen to present?

haHA im a scientist!


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post Mar 7 2008, 06:00 PM
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START THE REACTOR!


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QUOTE (Testm0nkey @ Mar 7 2008, 04:31 PM) *
so i submitted some independent research ive done and i didnt win the top prize but i was selected to present it at a conference, if i choose to do so. but considering id have to rework my presentation and the conference is at the end of this month and i took a little brush off by not winning i kind of just want to blow it off and just attend.

for people like blue and those in academics - how really important is that to put on my vitae? i could still technically say i was chosen to present?

haHA im a scientist!



PRESENT!

I want to be there too


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Testm0nkey
post Mar 7 2008, 06:30 PM
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CHEE CHEE


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sorry but youd have to pay $10,000 hohohoho


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